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xkcd: Tech Support

(xkcd.com) - Don't tell anyone.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2010 by hammeredhead

xkcd: Bad Ex

(xkcd.com) - Excuse me ma'am.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted September 09, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, dating, douchebag

xkcd: Password Reuse

(xkcd.com) -  So, here I sit, a puppetmaster who wants nothing from his puppets.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2010 by sweeneytodd

xkcd: Worst-Case Scenario

(xkcd.com) - Will this affect the midterm elections?

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2010 by sweeneytodd

xkcd: Infrastructures

(xkcd.com) - Did you get my essay?

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

xkcd: Cemetery

(xkcd.com) - So really this is your fault.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - Seat Selection

(xkcd.com) - WOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - Literally

(xkcd.com) - You are literally the craziest person I've ever met. 

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: literally, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Hell

(xkcd.com) - There's also a Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach. 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: xkcd, hell, humor, tetris

XKCD - Seismic Waves

(xkcd.com) - HUGE EARTHQUAKE HERE! 

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - Freedom

(xkcd.com) - Sometimes I'm shocked to realize how many optionsI have. Oh?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: wham, freedom, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Devotion to Duty

(xkcd.com) - We took the hostages, secured the building, and cut the communication lines like you said. Excellent.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, sysadmins, devotion

XKCD - Principle of Explosion

(xkcd.com) - No, box wine sounds lovely.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - Snow Tracking

(xkcd.com) - I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, snow, xkcd, humor, tracks

XKCD - Trimester

(xkcd.com) - We'll hope for one of the lower ones.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, wtf, pregnancy, trimester

XKCD - Strip Games

(xkcd.com) - Frequency of strip versions of various games.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: strip games, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Spirit

(xkcd.com) - Oh no, I'm stuck.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, spirit, nasa

XKCD - Retro Virus

(xkcd.com) - Argh, this is frustraing...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: retro, xkcd, humor, virus

XKCD - Dirty Harry

(xkcd.com) - Dirty Harry meets Rain Man.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - G-Spot

(xkcd.com) - Its a sad day in the world of science.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: g-spot, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Abstraction

(xkcd.com) - I am a god.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: abstraction, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Natural Parenting

(xkcd.com) - Parenting can't be that hard, let's just do what comes naturally.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: parenting, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Spinal Tap Amps

(xkcd.com) - These amps go to 11.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted December 12, 2009 by jsuggs

xkcd - Academia vs. Business

(xkcd.com) - I just wrote the most beautiful code of my life...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted November 11, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - October 30th

(xkcd.com) - Great Scott, I must have overshot!

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted October 10, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: halloween, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Surgery

(xkcd.com) - You're a linux user aren't you.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, linux, usb

XKCD - Tornado Hunter

(xkcd.com) - I'm not sure we're doing this right.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, tornado

XKCD - Tech Support Cheat Sheet

(xkcd.com) - Congratulations; You're now the local computer expert!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: tech support, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Supported Features

(xkcd.com) - No, but who uses that?

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted August 08, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, linux

XKCD - Understocked

(xkcd.com) - What is really going to happen at Obama's "Beer Summit"

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, tequila, beer, obama

XKCD - Estimation

(xkcd.com) - The author of the windows file copy dialog visits some friends.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Voynich Manuscript

(xkcd.com) - ...Dear Lord, it is obvious.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

XKCD - Designated Drivers

(xkcd.com) - The logistics of who can get drunk are non-trivial.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, logistics, drinking

XKCD - Outreach

(xkcd.com) - I want to be a scientist.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, shark

XKCD - CNR

(xkcd.com) - Can't and shouldn't

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: condoms, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Packages

(xkcd.com) - I love getting packages.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, packages, ebay, fbi

xkcd - A Webcomic - Snopes

(xkcd.com) - The truth about Snopes

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: snopes, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Parental Trolling

(xkcd.com) - Hey dad, look at this old music video.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: parenting, xkcd, humor, rick roll

XKCD Creator to get book deal

(nytimes.com) - IT’S not exactly Quentin Tarantino directing Ibsen, or Jeff Gordon racing go-carts, but the idea that Randall Munroe, creator of the online comic strip xkcd — wildly popular among techies the world over for its witty use of programming code in its gags — would for the first time publish a book is still something of a head scratcher.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, books, business

XKCD - Can't Sleep

(xkcd.com) - Baa. Baaa

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: sheep, xkcd, humor

The Pursuit of Laziness

(blag.xkcd.com) - Since I was a kid, I’ve been looking for the perfect way to read in bed. The ideal position would involve no sustained muscle effort, so I could just let my eyes drift shut as I read, without the book falling shut or my hand slipping or anything. One More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: laziness, xkcd, kindle

XKCD - Well 2

(xkcd.com) - The uncomfortable truths well strikes again.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, well

XKCD - Matrix Revisited

(xkcd.com) - Today was the 10th anniversary of the release of the Matrix.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: matrix, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Security Question

(xkcd.com) - Behind the...nice try.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

XKCD - Crossbows

(xkcd.com) - Why do you have a crossbow in your desk?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, crossbows, higgs

XKCD - Fermirotica

(xkcd.com) - Hey! No statistical voyeurism!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: voyeur, xkcd, humor, statistics

XKCD - Well

(xkcd.com) - The uncomfortable truths well.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, well

XKCD - Lithium Batteries

(xkcd.com) - Timeline of commercial uses of lithium batteries

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, batteries, humor

XKCD - No Pun Intended

(xkcd.com) - My hobby

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: pun, xkcd, humor

XKCD - 1000 Times

(xkcd.com) - Honest vs Dishonest

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bailout, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Students

(xkcd.com) - You're projects are due today by 5:00pm

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: students, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Not Enough Work

(xkcd.com) - Haiku?

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: work, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Etch-a-Sketch

(xkcd.com) - Lets be friends.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: etch-a-sketch, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Density

(xkcd.com) - Cons: Ruined Life

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: density, xkcd, humor, meme

XKCD - Kindle

(xkcd.com) - ebooks are for chumps.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, kindle

XKCD - Music DRM

(xkcd.com) - Lucky for you that will always be free

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: music, xkcd, humor, drm

XKCD - Base System

(xkcd.com) - The definitive guide.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Boyfriend

(xkcd.com) - Your math is irrefutable.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Encryption

(xkcd.com) - Blast! Our evil plan is foiled.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: encryption, xkcd, humor

XKCD - Ducklings

(xkcd.com) - Operation: Duckling loop

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - It Might Be Cool

(xkcd.com) - Yeah, but... The... Um, what?

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - I'm An Idiot

(xkcd.com) - At least I learned about the OSX say command.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, apple

XKCD - Windows 7

(xkcd.com) - Well, it's better than Vista

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, vista

XKCD - Keynote

(xkcd.com) - Steve Jobs isn't doing the keynote this year...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - I Know You're Listening

(xkcd.com) - ...and if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell our of some secret organization.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Party

(xkcd.com) - That, my dear, is how I roll.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, rick roll

XKCD - Decline

(xkcd.com) - Coincidence!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - 2008 Christmas Special

(xkcd.com) - Due to the slowing economy we could only afford to produce the prime-numbered panels...

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, christmas

XKCD - 11th Grade

(xkcd.com) - Usefulness to career success.

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, perl

XKCD - Flowcharts

(xkcd.com) - Lets go drink...6 drinks later...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Wobsite

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Slang

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Moral Relativity

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Classhole

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - The Ballmer Peak

(xkcd.com) - Discovered by Microsoft in the late 80's

Comments: 0 Score: 17 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Regular Expressions

Comments: 0 Score: 16 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Bobcat

(xkcd.com) - What are you doing? Making the world a weirder place

Comments: 1 Score: 24 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: test, xkcd, humor