7 things you really don't need to take a photo of - The Oatmeal
(theoatmeal.com) - All true. Number 7 is awesome.
High court hang-ups
(independent.co.uk) - A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would More...
Sailor crashes boat for 13th time
(telegraph.co.uk) - A hapless sailor named 'Captain Calamity' has destroyed his catamaran after flipping it for the 13th time while attempting to ride Britain's biggest wave.
Former Mobile sex crimes prosecutor arrested on child pornography, enticement charges
(blog.al.com) - Mobile is by far the strangest place I have ever lived.
Dude drinks "mushroom tea" then rips off man's face and cuts out his heart
(times-standard.com) - The man, Justin Davis, had been there earlier in the day and saw Wyatt acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea,” according to the statement. Davis left for Crescent City, but returned later to pick up his dog. Davis arrived to find Wyatt standing More...
No Parent Should Ever Have To Bury His Child Alive
(theonion.com) - The whole thing just seems like a terrible, terrible dream.
YouTube - Middle Tennessee Tornado Penis
(youtube.com) - The most important thing to come out of the storms.
Tax Day Tea Party Racists Caught Saying N-Word!!
(funnyconservatives.com) - Gotcha Tea Party!! Gotcha!! Finally the $100,000 prize will be awarded for getting these racists on tape. This video is gonna be bigger than the Acorn videos, baby. Violent, racist tea party members caught on tape.
YouTube- A Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms
(youtube.com) - Gary Chang lives in Hong Kong, one of the world's most crowded cities. So, like any architect would do, he figured out how to turn his 344-square foot apartment into a relatively spacious home!
Adorable parrot. [comic]
(channelate.com) - I’m going to Hell. If you laughed, then you’re coming with me.
Worst Father of the Year - We have a contender
(i.imgur.com) - Think Steve Buscemi's kids on the Sopranos, they're that lame.
Whack a Kitty (GIF)
(i.imgur.com) - I thought standing cat could never be topped. This. Is. Awesome.
Nooooo!
(i.imgur.com) - Quite a bit of wtf going on here, but it gets funnier the more you look at it.
Spose - I'm Awesome (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
(youtube.com) - ...I got the swagger of a cripple
NSFW Language.
Cocktails for Carnivores
(time.com) - In this meat-happy era, when diners serve bacon doughnuts and every menu
item comes with an option of adding chicken, one cannot expect to
consume alcohol without killing an animal. Fat-washed cocktails, as
drinks with meat-infused liquor are called, are popping up at lots of
swanky More...
Awesome Grand Theft Auto poster set to an awesome tune
(youtube.com) - Click on this link. You will never top what is contained within. Ever. It is not possible.
Official Google Blog: A different kind of company name
(googleblog.blogspot.com) - Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central More...
Future Man Explains Social Media
(i.imgur.com) - No offense, future man, but is everyone in your time retarded?
Kansas is flatter than a pancake
(improbable.com) - In this report, we apply basic scientific techniques to answer the question “Is Kansas as flat as a pancake?”
Louis Armstrong-What A Wonderful World(Death Metal Version)
(youtube.com) - A remix of a Louis Armstrong classic.
The (de)evolution of man [pic]
(i.imgur.com) - I'd say this pretty much sums up our collective downfall. YEAH!
Failbooking - Funny Facebook Status Messages ( Failbook )
(failbooking.com) - Delicious, juicy victims.
BullWhip to Fight PETA over ownership of Sex.com!
(domaingang.com) - BullWhip, a meat company from Southern California is in the fighting ring against PETA for the domain Sex.com.
The 6 Biggest Assholes in the Animal Kingdom | Cracked.com
(cracked.com) - Hippy types will often quote the famous line that "man is the only species that kills its own." Of course, any cursory glance at Animal Planet will tell you this is complete bullshit.
But it's not just that animals are mindless savages--and they are--it's that some of them are just straight-up douchebags.
YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
(youtube.com) - In honor of St. Patrick's Day a local Mobile, AL classic. Everybody who seen da leprechaun say YEAAAAAH!!!
Sexy Girl? Do Not Trust Profile Pictures!
(dailyshite.com) - This Samsung commercial shows exactly why you should never trust a profile picture. Didn’t Myspace teach you anything?
19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone
(guyism.com) - Here’s a fun one…an Australian 19-year-old working as a police officer in Australia was kicked off the force for conduct unbecoming a police officer. She sued, but lost her unfair dismissal claim. The reason she was fired: Attempting to have sex with every man in uniform. Oh and lying about witnesses and being generally crazy. But mostly the sex thing.
Edward Khil` - This will khil 2:41 of your life
(youtube.com) - I'm awestruck at the wftness of this. Seriously who listens to and enjoys this?!?
Come on rest of the universe are you even trying?
(i.imgur.com) - Seriously, either we are that awesome or you REALLY suck (and/or are ugly).
The Pudding Guy
(futilitycloset.com) - In 1999, UC-Davis civil engineer David Phillips was grocery shopping when he noticed something peculiar. Healthy Choice Foods was offering frequent-flyer miles to customers who bought its products. But a 25-cent pudding would bring 100 miles — the reward was worth more than the product itself.
Recognizing a good thing, Phillips More...
I'm On A Moose! - PBH3
(pbh3.tumblr.com) - Yes, that is 26th President of the United States Theodore Roosevelt riding a moose to ford a river.
Kansas Player Forgets How To Shoot Free Throws
(thehoopdoctors.com) - While the Jayhawks have all but proven to be the NCAA’s most complete team as the current #1 squad in the nation, they and all who where watching their game against the Texas Longhorns during Rivalry Week, were treated to a once in a lifetime funny moment by their third More...
This is why an octopus is more awesome than your mom
(theoatmeal.com) - Comparing moms to an octopus would be like pitting an army of savages against one well-oiled gatling gun sitting atop a hill. The mothers would charge the hill, hurling rocks and sticks; they'd roar righteous, compassionate battle cries of warriors who believe they are fighting for the betterment of humanity. More...
11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors - 11Points.com
(11points.com) - No, I said "fingerprints".
Guide to Photobombing
(thisisphotobomb.com) - I had the honor to speak with a real life Photobomb master yesterday. After searching through a hundred of her best bombs, I asked her to write a How To Guide for photobombing to which she graciously agreed. Cherish these words from the champion herself.
Friday Rewind: Rock and Roll Fail
(failblog.org) - Rocking out to the Bohemian Rhapsody can be hazardous.
The reason there will be no more Twilight movies
(i.imgur.com) - Thank goodness someone stepped up to the plate.
Really Wikipedia? The randomness of the internet is outstanding
(en.wikipedia.org) - List of cats with fraudulent diplomas
Julia Pastrana: The True Story of the Hybrid Bear Woman. Also Known As The Ugliest Woman In The World
(hubpages.com) - Julia Pastrana was born in 1834. She arrived, steeped in mystery, and her life was as strange and sad as her birth. She was believed to have been born within a small tribe of Native Americans on the western slopes of Mexico. Not a lot is known about her early More...
Running from Camera
(runningfromcamera.blogspot.com) - The rules are simple: I put the self-timer on 2 seconds, push the button and try to get as far from the camera as I can.
Pictures of Nicholas Cage As...Everyone
(unrealitymag.com) - Put it this way, if you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage as Abe Lincoln then continue reading
Here are 15 pictures of Nicolas Cage as everyone.
Garfield - Which Tie (somewhat NSFW, language)
(i.imgur.com) - Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight.
Nikon Festival YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND
(nikonfestival.com) - I will chest bump happiness into your life.
Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
(funnyordie.com) - Alyssa Milano plus makeup crew times photoshop equals Jersey Shore
Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them
(theoatmeal.com) - I'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Horses are kind. Horses are beautiful. Nations have been built on the backs of horses. All that.
You haven't seen the things I've seen, however. You haven't suffered More...
Big Government Blog Archive Fistgate II: High School Students Given "Fisting Kits" At Kevin Jennings' 2001 GLSEN Conference
(biggovernment.com) - This is still much, much worse than it sounds.
Big Government Blog Archive: Fistgate: Barack Obama's Safe Schools Czar's 2000 Conference Promoted "Fisting" to 14 Year-Olds
(biggovernment.com) - This is actually worse than it sounds.
Possibly The Greatest Single Picture Of All Time
(jalopnik.com) - We entered a period of extended mental paralysis after first seeing this picture. First, chocolate-covered bacon on a stick. Second, Monster truck smashing circle-track racer. Finally, American flag. Daytona's Sports Bar in Des Moines, Iowa, you're awesome.
So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee | Cracked.com
(cracked.com) - One of these primates is aiming a gun at you. Learn which!
Yep, pretty sure there's something hot going on here
(pictureisunrelated.com) - Yet again another truly wtf pic...bonus points for spotting the cat
Man accused of horse-sex trouble AGAIN!
(msnbc.msn.com) - A man who allegedly videotaped a friend having sex with a horse at a farm in Washington state in 2005 is now accused of performing sex acts with a horse in Tennessee.
James Tait, 58, was arrested and charged Thursday with three counts of felony animal cruelty. Kenny Thomason, 44, the More...
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
(theonion.com) - President to offer dry brush if fire will stop burning activities.
5 Ways People Are Trying to Save the World (That Don't Work)
(cracked.com) - Between the hybrids, the reusable canvas shopping bags and cloth diapers, everybody's doing their little bit to save the world. Entire industries have sprang up to cater to us socially-responsible types who want to leave behind a better world for the robots to inherit once they take over.
But, most of More...
Fun New Game
(smbc-comics.com) - My girlfriend and I play a game called "sexual intercourse"...its not what you think, haha.
The Ultimate Photobomb
(thisisphotobomb.com) - This is what happens when you have a technician intern who likes to photobomb. Pure awesomeness.
72-Hour Party People
(westword.com) - On this Thursday afternoon in late summer, Nick is preparing the second-floor recreation room of his fashionably appointed Highland home for what has become a twice-a-month ritual of extreme indulgence for a revolving group of five to ten fellow hip, young and successful citizens of Denver.
"Basically," he says, "we blast off Thursday night and don't pull the chute until Sunday."
Polk undercover drug investigators play Wii during raid
(www2.tbo.com) - As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco's house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.
Dear Starbucks - A Funny Letter
(stevenhumour.com) - A concerned patron of Starbucks writes a funny letter to the coffee giant about why you shouldn’t place a mirror on the opposing wall of the toilet.
McDonald's has a website for black people?!? - I'm lovin' it!
(365black.com) - I never knew this existed.
How much booze would it take to kill you?
(barstools.net) - Choose your drink and it will calculate how many drinks it would take to send you to your grave in a highly intoxicated state.
Woman Stabbed w/Potato Peeler and has Boob Bitten
(vancouver.24hrs.ca) - A bizarre plot, more twisted than a curly-fry, has left one woman recovering from a stab wound inflicted by potato peeler outside a Vancouver nightclub.
Police say Yurub Mohammed Arte, 25, stabbed a 20-year-old woman in the left ear and gnawed at the victim’s right breast Monday around 2 a.m. outside Republic in the 900 block of Granville Street.
Tuscaloosa woman's fishing trip ends with truck in Pascagoula River
(blog.al.com) - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Adult store burglary: Surveillance camera images combined into movie - Breaking News from the Press-Register - al.com
(blog.al.com) - The victim in this burglary that no one wants to talk about is the doll. This probably should have been charged as a kidnapping and rape.
The ducks in the bathroom are not mine
(27bslash6.com) - Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause More...
If Classic Fairy Tales Took Place in Jersey (Comic)
(cracked.com) - In this week's comic, we learn that changing the location can change a lot about a story.
Alaska hosts world beard championships
(cnews.canoe.ca) - The world's fanciest whiskers are coming to Alaska so their owners can strut their manly stuff in a land that has long appreciated furry faces.
Police use Taser on fake cougar
(redorbit.com) - Police in Michigan responding to a report of a cougar on the loose said they ended up shooting a large toy cat with a Taser stun gun.
BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
(latimesblogs.latimes.com) - After feasting my eyes on the vicious beauty of the BA-K-47, an AK-47 replica made of bacon (and wire), I'm not sure whether to call the NRA, the National Pork Board or Ted Nugent. Made with two full cases of bacon by the geniuses at This Is Freaking Ridiculous, I'm More...
Donald Rumsfeld - He's Got Jokes
(img89.imageshack.us) - I'm still a little confused about what all is going on here, but quite entertaining.
Porcupine takes revenge on tourists breaking sex law
(russiatoday.com) - The Sunshine State is rather restrictive on what you can do between the sheets. No doing it if you are not married; no kissing your wife’s breast; no oral sex; no indulging in Kama Sutra; and absolutely NO SEX WITH PORCUPINES!
YouTube - Black and White People Furniture - Bizarre Commercial
(youtube.com) - This is a video for white people... or black people.
Two Girls One Duck!
(clipshack.com) - A 100 ft water-hating Rubberduckzilla wreaks havoc in Japan and saves two hot Japanese college girls.
A Tribute to Longcat
(speaklolspeak.com) - If you are a fan of Longcat, then check this out. If you've never heard of Longcat then check this out.
Puppy Love [vid]
(break.com) - Billy passed out after a long night of drinking, and his dog decided to take advantage of him. We all think the dog slipped something in his drink.
FYI, this is not a "cute dog" video.
Swine flu image by CaptainFailcon on Photobucket
(media.photobucket.com) - It's a pre-pandemic panic.
Beware of the Cow
(flickr.com) - I'm not sure what this sign is supposed to mean, but I don't think I want to go there.
I Ate the World's Largest Cheeto Over the World's Most Expensive Keyboard
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.
Worst Logo EVER
(andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) - Hahahahaha. I mean, do they not have people peer review these things?
I'm Aware It Is Hot Outside, But WTF
(missionmission.wordpress.com) - is this mid-day walk of shame? slightly NSFW.
Man Bites Off Tip of Own Penis
(msnbc.msn.com) - A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.
The bar which gets you tipsy on its air
(metro.co.uk) - Adults are often reminded to drink responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe responsibly.
Just 40 minutes inside the venue – which delivers an intoxicating vapour of gin and tonic – will leave you feeling slightly merry.
Woman makes cup of tea after being shot in head
(telegraph.co.uk) - Police and doctors hailed the survival of Tammy Sexton, 47, as miraculous after a bullet from a .38-calibre handgun struck her squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head. She is expected to make a full recovery, while her husband shot himself More...
Hairdresser Turned A Would Be Robber Into Sex Slave
(fileunderi.blogspot.com) - 28-year-old Olga was getting ready to close up shop when a man entered the salon armed with a gun. Frightened employees and customers complied with his request for money. Unfortunately for 32-year-old Viktor, the would be robber...Olga the shop owner and yellow belt in karate knocked him to the floor. More...
Fir tree man shocks doctors (w/pic)
(russiatoday.com) - A young man from the capital of Russia’s Udmurtian Republic was diagnosed with cancer, and had to undergo an operation which revealed the shocking truth – he had no cancer but… a tree growing in his lung.
The Science of Cow-Tipping
(images.thetimes.co.uk) - Now troublemaker geeks can calculate the exact force needed before they attempt bovine hijinks.
Mass. mother charged with stabbing 2-year-old girl
(buffalonews.com) - A woman who believes she was being stalked by a cult has been charged with stabbing her 2-year-old daughter 100 times with scissors, her lawyer and police have said, and can be heard yelling "Die! Die!" on a 911 call.
How Long Could You Last On A Gay Pirate Ship?
(howlongcouldyoulastonagaypirateship.com) - You have been taken hostage on a gay pirate ship. You are forced to swab the deck and set the sails. See how long you would last before you would jump ship or walk the plank.
Raccoon bites off man's penis?!?
(news.com.au) - A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
Man Pays Neighbor $2500 to Impregnate His Wife - 72 Attempts Later, Hilarity Ensues
(i641.photobucket.com) - There is a good heaping of both irony, and wtf all in a humorous package.
ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®
(thinkgeek.com) - A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a More...
They killed my patient. Then they tried to hide it.
(open.salon.com) - A maternal death is an extraordinary tragedy. Until recently, it was all too common. In 1900, almost 1% of pregnant women died in and around childbirth. The advent of modern obstetrics has dropped the maternal mortality rate by 99% since then, so most people have no direct acquaintance with a woman who died in childbirth.
I really hope google is wrong on this one...
(twitpic.com) - But even more serious of a question is who actually did this "search".
Julia Roberts Raptor [pic]
(kupax.com) - I don't know why this is so funny, but I am literally laughing out loud...
How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk
(basicinstructions.net) - I have learned some valuable information today...
Jury awards $8.6 million in motorcycle-pig crash
(cbs13.com) - A Monterey County jury has ordered the state to pay $8.6 million to a motorcyclist who was severely injured when he struck six wild boars on a state highway in 2003.
Logic Fail
(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you...
This bird...CAN KILL YOU!
(flickr.com) - I don't know if it is real or not, but I just found one more (ok, my first) reason not to go to petaluma (wherever that is).
GM CEO resigns at Obama's behest - Mike Allen
(politico.com) - What the hell have you idiots elected?
Cannibal woman kills man, eats in front of son
(thesun.co.uk) - A CANNIBAL mum axed a friend to death, cooked her body and ate the meat — while the killer’s young son looked on.
Security Guard takes disabled man's luggage
(davehingsburger.blogspot.com) - "He says my luggage is unattended because I am a disabled man and can't supervise my own luggage."
10 more signs you need to go on a diet
(bannedinhollywood.com) - Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.
Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.
Man lifts 42lbs of meat with his beard
(chicagotribune.com) - Eamon Daly turned to his fearsome facial hair to lift things - and your spirit! For every $100 raised for his charity of choice - the Off The Street Club - the amateur stuntman adds another pound to his weekly beard-breaking lift. Jax caught up with Eamon at Wild Dogz More...
School sends letter to parents of dead girl...asking for improved attendance
(manchestereveningnews.co.uk) - The parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance.
Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.
Barstool Design Win
(failblog.org) - This would be comfortable if the ergonomic features were a little "deeper".
Kid paints 60ft willy on roof of parents' house
(thesun.co.uk) - Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house.
But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.
San Francisco Snuggie Pub Crawl
(blogs.sfweekly.com) - Many had spent hours bedazzling, trimming, and refashioning their Snuggies for the blanket-inspired costume party. Snuga-jawea and her friend, the Snugador (Matador + Snuggie), showed up. So did Lady Snug-ga (Lady GaGa in Snuggie). There was a distinguished Roman soldier, and an Alice in Wonder-Snuggie, plenty of wizards, and a More...
Bachelorette party prop (penis) spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest
(kansas.com) - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
So much going on here...must read!
Photo: Shaq kills and eats Michelin Man
(sports.yahoo.com) - "Like many 'generalized' carnivores, the Common or Desert Shaquille O'Neal — Aristotle Twitttulina — is a surprisingly adaptable predator, even if it is rather conservative in diet and choice of foraging habitat."
6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever
(cracked.com) - Some country has to be worst one on Earth, and based on the conversation they heard you having in your hotel room last night, North Korea is really worried that you might think it's them.
Unfortunately for North Korea (and fortunately for us) they're just as bad at looking good as More...
Top 10 gaffes by Barack Obama and Joe Biden
(blogs.telegraph.co.uk) - Perhaps Barack Obama was just trying to make Joe Biden feel better by dropping his clanger on Jay Leno. Whatever the President was thinking, 60 days into their new administration it's time for a post-election Obama-Biden Top 10, in reverse order:
She tried to flush baby down the toilet; then it gets weird
(open.salon.com) - Working in a hospital brings exposure to the human condition in the way that no other job can. Of course you see birth and death, but you also see the results of human foibles like rage, anger and despair. All too often, mental illness plays a (usually harmful) role. Eventually, More...
Explain This Image - Hugh Hefner's nightmare...
(explainthisimage.com) - Can you explain this? Also, awesome site.
Obama Apologizes for Calling His Bad Bowling 'Like the Special Olympics'
(abcnews.go.com) - "He expressed his disappointment and he apologized, I think in a way that was very moving," Tim Shriver, the chairman of the Special Olympics board told Good Morning America. --comment--If this had been President Bush, the second paragraph would have gone like this: "That insensitive bastard should have brain-dead children," said Tim Shriver.
Dwarf Tossing & More: 27 of the Strangest Sports You'll Ever See
(amog.com) - As you know, there are numerous sports and more and more are invented as time goes on. Here are 27 of the strangest sports that you’ll ever see.
Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs
(thesmokinggun.com) - Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week More...
Why Citi is going broke...
(milehightopsites.com) - Maybe this explains why some of these big institutions are going under...they just don't get "common sense".
YouTube - Leprechaun CRAZY remix in Mobile Alabama
(youtube.com) - For your St. Patrick's Day enjoyment here is a favorite from my city, Mobile, Alabama.
Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
(collegehumor.com) - New design for your yard manicuring needs...
Fashion Faux Popped
(thesmokinggun.com) - Man wearing "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery
The 4 Most Impressive Wastes of Time On Record
(cracked.com) - Why do something productive, when you can do something.....not productive.
German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
(spiegel.de) - A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product. -- -- Completely believable considering Germans have NEVER exhibited racism or any sort.
Weird Inventions Only a Guy Would Create
(darkroastedblend.com) - There are over 7 million patents registered in the United States, a great number of which describe practical inventions designed for use by everyday, ordinary human beings. Then there's the "guy" stuff, ideas so lunkheaded and irrational they could only have come from that tiny portion of a guy's brain not dedicated to scratching himself.
Lots of dudes at the Phish concert...
(jamtopia.com) - Looks like about a 100:1 ratio of dudes to chicks.
Woman buys used couch and finds cat living inside
(news.yahoo.com) - The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the time she bought a used couch for $27. After days of searching for the source of the noise, she found a very hungry calico cat living in her sofa.
Man killed girlfriend in fight over beer and tried to have sex with her corpse
(sun-sentinel.com) - A man said he killed his girlfriend in an argument over beer and then tried to have sex with her corpse, according to an arrest warrant police released Thursday.
OpenCongress - Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009
(opencongress.org) - Dear Leader Obama's plan to disarm citizens. If you want to own a gun your home will be subject to search at any time. Some guy named Stalin used to operate this way and he killed millions before he was done. By the way, one of the first things Stalin did was disarm the citizenry.
Drunk or Not?
(yesbutnobutyes.com) - It's time to play...are they drunk?
We have here a collection of photos from around the Internets focusing on people
who appear to be quite inebriated.
Or maybe they're faking it. Judge for yourself.
Worlds Fastest drinker
(ultimateskills.tv) - Not sure how many ounces are in that container, but its gone in 4 seconds!
Man beats up 'kangaroo Jackie Chan' in house
(cnn.com) - After putting the 90-pound creature in a choke hold, Ettlin kept it low to the ground and pulled it toward the front door. He knew that kangaroos carry their strength on their hind legs, Beman said.
Bjork and Puffy have a "Conversation"
(img6.imageshack.us) - Its everything you imagined it could be and more.
The True Stories Behind 5 Famous WTF Images
(cracked.com) - Most people have already seen the following images in the ‘WTF’ sections of social bookmarking sites, in threads dedicated to badass pictures or just circulated through their inboxes by the “funny” boss. There is never an explanation for these pictures, because they seem to intrinsically defy explanation; they are just More...
Why did Nadya Suleman (aka octomom) nix free 24-hour child care?
(latimesblogs.latimes.com) - What? No reality TV show? Then Nadya Suleman doesn’t need your stinking free 24-hour child care.
The Octomom — mother of 14 IVF conceived children — has officially passed on an offer of free 24-hour nursing care for her kids by the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting.
Cat Carrier
(rulingcatsanddogs.com) - Whether you have an exuberant 'Tom' or a just a new kitten, you need our Tabby Tote.
The Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard
(savasplace.com) - This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Russian Roulette Beer Bong
(urbantrendhk.com) - Russian Roulette Beer Bong brings the excitement to drinking. Spin the roulette wheel and pull out a bottle. Perhaps you will have to chug 2 litres of beer, or perhaps not. Pass the tube to the person next to you and spin the roulette and pull out another bottle. One More...
Wall Street Victims
(mcphee.com) - If you thought this was going to be a serious story about people, you were hilariously wrong. Its actually 3" vinyl figures for you to buy.
Who Tall Are You? Mirror
(drinkstuff.com) - Exactly who tall are you? Which celebrities do you measure up to? This portrait mirror from Suck UK features 120 famous names for you to measure yourself against!
With names as varied as Jennifer Lopez, Mother Teresa, David Hasslehoff and Gary Coleman, you will have hours of fun measuring your friends and family to see who matches who!
Squirrel Underpants
(baronbob.com) - Yes, you read that right. Underpants for squirrels. This is the perfect gift for the person who has everything, because unless they really do have everything then I doubt they have squirrel underpants (or else they have issues).
Fireman Swallows Kitten?!?
(img527.imageshack.us) - He ran over and started to do CPR on the kitten...
Without the Super, He's Just a Man
(viralnerd.com) - Don't get me wrong, you are both excellent plumbers...
Hugh Jackman to Do Oscars Drunk and Nude?
(eonline.com) - Sunday night's Oscars host, Hugh Jackman, is sure to shake things up. For one thing, he's not a professional comedian like most previous hosts. For another, he tells CNN that he plans to do the entire show naked and inebriated.
The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online
(collegehumor.com) - Slightly NSFW, but humorous disturbing and insightful all at the same time.
A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies
(holytaco.com) - Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
(thesmokinggun.com) - A 14-year-old Wisconsin girl who refused to stop texting during a high school math class was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, according to police.
Giant rat caught in China
(telegraph.co.uk) - The rat, which weighed six pounds and had a 12-inch tail, was caught at the weekend in a residential area of Fuzhou, a city of six million people on China's south coast.
Recession Happiness Kit
(forum.lessthandot.com) - All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart'
(cnn.com) - A Connecticut woman pleaded for police to "please hurry" to save a friend from an attack by a pet chimpanzee, according to emotional 911 recordings released Tuesday by Stamford police.
With the chimp squealing in the background, Herold cries out, "He's killed my friend!"
The McNuggetini
(thisrecording.com) - Alie’s obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
The Scientifically Engineered Worst Song in the World
(blogs.houstonpress.com) - They claim that "fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population will enjoy this," but released it anyhow.
The site gets very scientific and is hella confusing. The guys basically used the thought behind software that figures out the most desirable musical tones, and went the sadistic route by doing More...
Saturday Night
(img6.imageshack.us) - Just keep looking around...it get better and better and better.
Ohio woman pleads guilty in over-exercising death
(apnews.myway.com) - There are so many troubling "details" that only get worse the more you read it.
If you've ever thought about having octuplets...see this pic!
(dailymail.co.uk) - There are baby bumps and then there are baby bumps.
But there must be few women in history who have ever had a baby bump quite like octuplets mother Nadya Suleman.
Hello ladies of the internet!
(i43.tinypic.com) - I must stress again this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. I am not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.
Pictures of People with Excessive Bling
(uncoached.com) - Every time I hear the word “Bling” I kind of throw up in my mouth a little bit. I think my brain processes that word and I instantly think of MTV or Cribs or whatever the hell you kids are into these days. Stop saying Bling. More...
The Ultimate Shave
(farm4.static.flickr.com) - Not sure how much one of those tiny men would cost, but I still want one.
Man pulls out 13 of his own teeth with pliers 'because he couldn't find an NHS dentist'
(dailymail.co.uk) - A former soldier pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers because he could not find a dentist to take on NHS patients.
Iraq War veteran Ian Boynton could not afford to go private for treatment so instead took the drastic action to remove 13 of his teeth that were giving him severe pain.
Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes on Crowd
(foxnews.com) - Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite technology conference to make a point about the deadly disease malaria.
"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
LaserPup
(laserpup.com) - Combine three awesome things in an unexpected way, and get an unexpectedly awesome result. Dogs + internet + lasers = a link you don't want to miss.
'Tough Guys' take part in ultimate endurance test
(telegraph.co.uk) - Competitors must sign a "Death Warrant disclaimer" before taking part.
The event claims to be the safest most dangerous taste of mental physical pain and endurance on earth.
I am confused for many reasons [pic]
(i44.tinypic.com) - The more you look, the more confused you'll be.
Baby born with 12 fingers, 12 toes
(upi.com) - A baby born in San Francisco has six perfectly formed and functional fingers and toes on his hands and feet, say doctors at Saint Luke's Hospital.
Breaking a wine bottle
(mystichackers.com) - Breaking a wine bottle on your head isn’t the cleverest thing to do.
7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal
(cracked.com) - I think I want them all, if only just to say that I have them.
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's a sad one: the Google Maps car took out a baby deer, and it recorded the entire process for all Google Maps users to see. For shame, Google Maps car!
6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
(cosmeticsurgeon.co.uk) - If you've ever thought, maybe I'll make my self look like a cat, then know you wouldn't be the first.
Japanese man kills, then eats woman. Now a guest speaker and commentator?
(en.wikipedia.org) - In interviews, Sagawa describes himself as a "weak, ugly and small man" and claims that he wanted to "absorb her energy."
Mother guilty over smoking boy...who just happens to be 3 YEARS OLD!
(news.bbc.co.uk) - A three-year-old boy lit a cigarette butt and smoked it in front of his mother, Merthyr Crown Court has heard.
The incident was filmed on a mobile and passed to social services by a friend of the boy's mother Kelly Marie Pocock.
The friend earlier spotted him smoking a cigarette and said it looked like he had been "smoking for many years".
Mexico police chief's head found in ice box
(telegraph.co.uk) - The head of a Mexican police chief was delivered to his colleagues in an ice box in the country's latest drug-related violence.
Man rapes woman in order to learn english in jail
(yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) - The court heard after his arrest Majlat told a psychiatrist he decided to rape the woman because he wanted to go to jail where he would be fed, housed and be taught English.
The 2.5lb kidney stone the size of a coconut surgeons removed from a man's stomach
(dailymail.co.uk) - The largest kidney stones most doctors ever get to see is the size of a golf ball.
So surgeons in Hungary were taken aback when they removed a stone the size of a coconut from a man earlier today.
17 Year old Girl has 7 Kids [Shokcing Story] | WickedReport.com
(wickedreport.com) - Argentine teenager Pamela Villarruel poses with her seven children outside her parents’ home in the town of Leones in Cordoba Province.
How musicians find creativity
(i35.tinypic.com) - A new approach for musicians to try when they're struggling to find creativity.
College Girl’s Virginity Auction Hits $3.8 Million
(buzznewsroom.com) - As of Wednesday, bidding on the San Diego resident’s virtue had reportedly reached $3.8 million. But that won’t be her only revenue — she just inked a book deal with the David Black Literary.
Outrage in Chile at busty Virgin Mary models
(reuters.com) - A prominent fashion designer has sparked outrage in Chile by dressing up models like the Virgin Mary -- in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts.
Don't want to worry you, but..
(thesun.co.uk) - Teen surfers frolic just feet from a man-eating Great White shark – after their teacher decided not to raise the alarm as “it would only have worried them”.
Announcing The World’s First Actual Supervillain
(cracked.com) - Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you a story. A story that may very well burrow into your soul and take up permanent residence; a chilling tale so unbelievable it would be incredible, if only it weren’t absolutely true. I talk of the arrival of the world’s first supervillain.
Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer
(wtop.com) - Evidentially, the going rate for a 14-year-old is $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
The Recently Deflowered Girl
(community.livejournal.com) - One of the most amazing reads...ever! A 1965 classic.
Wikipedia under attack by edit ninjas
(img72.imageshack.us) - I'm not sure who these ninjas are, but I hope they stay far far away from here.
Garfield minus Garfield
(garfieldminusgarfield.net) - Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
The Blu-Ray Fireplace Experience
(hdscape.com) - Whether it's winter and you hope to escape the frosty cold outside or you want to spend a cozy evening with your family, Fireplace is the next best thing to a real fire. Its visual appeal in High Definition gives your home a welcoming atmosphere. It's also a great way More...
True grit: the mum who delivered her own baby
(smh.com.au) - So at midnight, after 12 hours of constant pain, the petite, 40-year-old mother of six sat down on a low wooden bench. She took several gulps from a bottle of rubbing alcohol, grabbed a 15-cm knife and began to cut.
Pillow Fight Club
(pillowfightclub.org) - Rules:
1) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.
2) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.
Garage sale leads to arrests
(sunherald.com) - Quick tip. If you are going to have a garage sell, make sure its your stuff you are selling.
What could possibly go wrong
(yourscene.latimes.com) - One case where combining two of my favorite activities may not be the best of ideas
21 Of The Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Tattoos You’ve Ever Seen
(listfied.com) - Tattoos are in vogue nowadays. Although there are some reasonable tattoo designs, some people decide to let their imaginations loose, and have the weirdest of ideas, and the result is a weird and crazy tattoo. Here are 21 of such tattoo designs. Enjoy!
![This is a wasp [nsfw language]](http://i.imgur.com/1zA2M.jpg){kind=link}
![The (de)evolution of man [pic]](http://i.imgur.com/SXTZG.jpg){kind=link}
![Creepiest Mask Ever? [pic]](http://i.imgur.com/XVYF5.jpg){kind=link}
![The day I stopped drinking [pic]](http://i.imgur.com/vj48p.jpg){kind=link}
![Buckle Up For Safety! [pic]](http://i.imgur.com/z1Nh7.jpg){kind=link}
![Don't spill the beer [gif]](http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/1737/pigrider.gif){kind=link}
![Ingenious Bum [pic]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3464/3733659083_e581ffd1ed_o.jpg){kind=link}
![Julia Roberts Raptor [pic]](http://kupax.com/files/6775_o0ip8/JuliaRobertsRaptor.gif){kind=link}
![This guy wins $181 milion in the lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his live just 2 days later ! [PIC]](http://www.imageshugger.com/viewer.php?file=9iz90cawdfzhzgd33aqg.jpg){kind=link}
![Ninja Grandma [pic]](http://i43.tinypic.com/2vtbb5y.jpg){kind=link}
![Romantic Steak Dinner [pic]](http://i43.tinypic.com/xf2srb.jpg){kind=link}
![How to scar your child for life [pic]](http://www.davezilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/captiontime-246.jpg){kind=link}
![I am confused for many reasons [pic]](http://i44.tinypic.com/28ilvh1.jpg){kind=link}
