(theoatmeal.com) - All true. Number 7 is awesome.
(independent.co.uk) - A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would More...
(blog.al.com) - Mobile is by far the strangest place I have ever lived.
(times-standard.com) - The man, Justin Davis, had been there earlier in the day and saw Wyatt acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea,” according to the statement. Davis left for Crescent City, but returned later to pick up his dog. Davis arrived to find Wyatt standing More...
(theonion.com) - The whole thing just seems like a terrible, terrible dream.
(youtube.com) - Gary Chang lives in Hong Kong, one of the world's most crowded cities. So, like any architect would do, he figured out how to turn his 344-square foot apartment into a relatively spacious home!
(time.com) - In this meat-happy era, when diners serve bacon doughnuts and every menu item comes with an option of adding chicken, one cannot expect to consume alcohol without killing an animal. Fat-washed cocktails, as drinks with meat-infused liquor are called, are popping up at lots of swanky More...
(youtube.com) - Click on this link. You will never top what is contained within. Ever. It is not possible.
(googleblog.blogspot.com) - Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central More...
(youtube.com) - A remix of a Louis Armstrong classic.
(failbooking.com) - Delicious, juicy victims.
(cracked.com) - Hippy types will often quote the famous line that "man is the only species that kills its own." Of course, any cursory glance at Animal Planet will tell you this is complete bullshit. But it's not just that animals are mindless savages--and they are--it's that some of them are just straight-up douchebags.
(guyism.com) - Here’s a fun one…an Australian 19-year-old working as a police officer in Australia was kicked off the force for conduct unbecoming a police officer. She sued, but lost her unfair dismissal claim. The reason she was fired: Attempting to have sex with every man in uniform. Oh and lying about witnesses and being generally crazy. But mostly the sex thing.
(futilitycloset.com) - In 1999, UC-Davis civil engineer David Phillips was grocery shopping when he noticed something peculiar. Healthy Choice Foods was offering frequent-flyer miles to customers who bought its products. But a 25-cent pudding would bring 100 miles — the reward was worth more than the product itself. Recognizing a good thing, Phillips More...
(thehoopdoctors.com) - While the Jayhawks have all but proven to be the NCAA’s most complete team as the current #1 squad in the nation, they and all who where watching their game against the Texas Longhorns during Rivalry Week, were treated to a once in a lifetime funny moment by their third More...
(theoatmeal.com) - Comparing moms to an octopus would be like pitting an army of savages against one well-oiled gatling gun sitting atop a hill. The mothers would charge the hill, hurling rocks and sticks; they'd roar righteous, compassionate battle cries of warriors who believe they are fighting for the betterment of humanity. More...
(11points.com) - No, I said "fingerprints".
(thisisphotobomb.com) - I had the honor to speak with a real life Photobomb master yesterday. After searching through a hundred of her best bombs, I asked her to write a How To Guide for photobombing to which she graciously agreed. Cherish these words from the champion herself.
(en.wikipedia.org) - List of cats with fraudulent diplomas
Julia Pastrana: The True Story of the Hybrid Bear Woman. Also Known As The Ugliest Woman In The World
(hubpages.com) - Julia Pastrana was born in 1834. She arrived, steeped in mystery, and her life was as strange and sad as her birth. She was believed to have been born within a small tribe of Native Americans on the western slopes of Mexico. Not a lot is known about her early More...
(theoatmeal.com) - I'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them. Now, I know what you're thinking. Horses are kind. Horses are beautiful. Nations have been built on the backs of horses. All that. You haven't seen the things I've seen, however. You haven't suffered More...
Big Government Blog Archive Fistgate II: High School Students Given "Fisting Kits" At Kevin Jennings' 2001 GLSEN Conference
(biggovernment.com) - This is still much, much worse than it sounds.
Big Government Blog Archive: Fistgate: Barack Obama's Safe Schools Czar's 2000 Conference Promoted "Fisting" to 14 Year-Olds
(biggovernment.com) - This is actually worse than it sounds.
(jalopnik.com) - We entered a period of extended mental paralysis after first seeing this picture. First, chocolate-covered bacon on a stick. Second, Monster truck smashing circle-track racer. Finally, American flag. Daytona's Sports Bar in Des Moines, Iowa, you're awesome.
(pictureisunrelated.com) - Yet again another truly wtf pic...bonus points for spotting the cat
(msnbc.msn.com) - A man who allegedly videotaped a friend having sex with a horse at a farm in Washington state in 2005 is now accused of performing sex acts with a horse in Tennessee. James Tait, 58, was arrested and charged Thursday with three counts of felony animal cruelty. Kenny Thomason, 44, the More...
(theonion.com) - President to offer dry brush if fire will stop burning activities.
(cracked.com) - Between the hybrids, the reusable canvas shopping bags and cloth diapers, everybody's doing their little bit to save the world. Entire industries have sprang up to cater to us socially-responsible types who want to leave behind a better world for the robots to inherit once they take over. But, most of More...
(westword.com) - On this Thursday afternoon in late summer, Nick is preparing the second-floor recreation room of his fashionably appointed Highland home for what has become a twice-a-month ritual of extreme indulgence for a revolving group of five to ten fellow hip, young and successful citizens of Denver. "Basically," he says, "we blast off Thursday night and don't pull the chute until Sunday."
(www2.tbo.com) - As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco's house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.
(365black.com) - I never knew this existed.
(vancouver.24hrs.ca) - A bizarre plot, more twisted than a curly-fry, has left one woman recovering from a stab wound inflicted by potato peeler outside a Vancouver nightclub. Police say Yurub Mohammed Arte, 25, stabbed a 20-year-old woman in the left ear and gnawed at the victim’s right breast Monday around 2 a.m. outside Republic in the 900 block of Granville Street.
(blog.al.com) - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(imgur.com) - The perfect response
Adult store burglary: Surveillance camera images combined into movie - Breaking News from the Press-Register - al.com
(blog.al.com) - The victim in this burglary that no one wants to talk about is the doll. This probably should have been charged as a kidnapping and rape.
(27bslash6.com) - Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause More...
(cracked.com) - In this week's comic, we learn that changing the location can change a lot about a story.
(latimesblogs.latimes.com) - After feasting my eyes on the vicious beauty of the BA-K-47, an AK-47 replica made of bacon (and wire), I'm not sure whether to call the NRA, the National Pork Board or Ted Nugent. Made with two full cases of bacon by the geniuses at This Is Freaking Ridiculous, I'm More...
(russiatoday.com) - The Sunshine State is rather restrictive on what you can do between the sheets. No doing it if you are not married; no kissing your wife’s breast; no oral sex; no indulging in Kama Sutra; and absolutely NO SEX WITH PORCUPINES!
(youtube.com) - This is a video for white people... or black people.
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.
(metro.co.uk) - Adults are often reminded to drink responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe responsibly. Just 40 minutes inside the venue – which delivers an intoxicating vapour of gin and tonic – will leave you feeling slightly merry.
(telegraph.co.uk) - Police and doctors hailed the survival of Tammy Sexton, 47, as miraculous after a bullet from a .38-calibre handgun struck her squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head. She is expected to make a full recovery, while her husband shot himself More...
(fileunderi.blogspot.com) - 28-year-old Olga was getting ready to close up shop when a man entered the salon armed with a gun. Frightened employees and customers complied with his request for money. Unfortunately for 32-year-old Viktor, the would be robber...Olga the shop owner and yellow belt in karate knocked him to the floor. More...
(buffalonews.com) - A woman who believes she was being stalked by a cult has been charged with stabbing her 2-year-old daughter 100 times with scissors, her lawyer and police have said, and can be heard yelling "Die! Die!" on a 911 call.
(news.com.au) - A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
(i641.photobucket.com) - There is a good heaping of both irony, and wtf all in a humorous package.
(thinkgeek.com) - A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a More...
(open.salon.com) - A maternal death is an extraordinary tragedy. Until recently, it was all too common. In 1900, almost 1% of pregnant women died in and around childbirth. The advent of modern obstetrics has dropped the maternal mortality rate by 99% since then, so most people have no direct acquaintance with a woman who died in childbirth.
(chicagotribune.com) - Eamon Daly turned to his fearsome facial hair to lift things - and your spirit! For every $100 raised for his charity of choice - the Off The Street Club - the amateur stuntman adds another pound to his weekly beard-breaking lift. Jax caught up with Eamon at Wild Dogz More...
(manchestereveningnews.co.uk) - The parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance. Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.
(thesun.co.uk) - Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house. But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.
(blogs.sfweekly.com) - Many had spent hours bedazzling, trimming, and refashioning their Snuggies for the blanket-inspired costume party. Snuga-jawea and her friend, the Snugador (Matador + Snuggie), showed up. So did Lady Snug-ga (Lady GaGa in Snuggie). There was a distinguished Roman soldier, and an Alice in Wonder-Snuggie, plenty of wizards, and a More...
(kansas.com) - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse. So much going on here...must read!
(cracked.com) - Some country has to be worst one on Earth, and based on the conversation they heard you having in your hotel room last night, North Korea is really worried that you might think it's them. Unfortunately for North Korea (and fortunately for us) they're just as bad at looking good as More...
(blogs.telegraph.co.uk) - Perhaps Barack Obama was just trying to make Joe Biden feel better by dropping his clanger on Jay Leno. Whatever the President was thinking, 60 days into their new administration it's time for a post-election Obama-Biden Top 10, in reverse order:
(open.salon.com) - Working in a hospital brings exposure to the human condition in the way that no other job can. Of course you see birth and death, but you also see the results of human foibles like rage, anger and despair. All too often, mental illness plays a (usually harmful) role. Eventually, More...
(abcnews.go.com) - "He expressed his disappointment and he apologized, I think in a way that was very moving," Tim Shriver, the chairman of the Special Olympics board told Good Morning America. --comment--If this had been President Bush, the second paragraph would have gone like this: "That insensitive bastard should have brain-dead children," said Tim Shriver.
(amog.com) - As you know, there are numerous sports and more and more are invented as time goes on. Here are 27 of the strangest sports that you’ll ever see.
(thesmokinggun.com) - Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week More...
(youtube.com) - For your St. Patrick's Day enjoyment here is a favorite from my city, Mobile, Alabama.
Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
(collegehumor.com) - New design for your yard manicuring needs...
(spiegel.de) - A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product. -- -- Completely believable considering Germans have NEVER exhibited racism or any sort.
(darkroastedblend.com) - There are over 7 million patents registered in the United States, a great number of which describe practical inventions designed for use by everyday, ordinary human beings. Then there's the "guy" stuff, ideas so lunkheaded and irrational they could only have come from that tiny portion of a guy's brain not dedicated to scratching himself.
(sun-sentinel.com) - A man said he killed his girlfriend in an argument over beer and then tried to have sex with her corpse, according to an arrest warrant police released Thursday.
OpenCongress - Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009
(opencongress.org) - Dear Leader Obama's plan to disarm citizens. If you want to own a gun your home will be subject to search at any time. Some guy named Stalin used to operate this way and he killed millions before he was done. By the way, one of the first things Stalin did was disarm the citizenry.
(cracked.com) - Most people have already seen the following images in the ‘WTF’ sections of social bookmarking sites, in threads dedicated to badass pictures or just circulated through their inboxes by the “funny” boss. There is never an explanation for these pictures, because they seem to intrinsically defy explanation; they are just More...
(latimesblogs.latimes.com) - What? No reality TV show? Then Nadya Suleman doesn’t need your stinking free 24-hour child care. The Octomom — mother of 14 IVF conceived children — has officially passed on an offer of free 24-hour nursing care for her kids by the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting.
(urbantrendhk.com) - Russian Roulette Beer Bong brings the excitement to drinking. Spin the roulette wheel and pull out a bottle. Perhaps you will have to chug 2 litres of beer, or perhaps not. Pass the tube to the person next to you and spin the roulette and pull out another bottle. One More...
(drinkstuff.com) - Exactly who tall are you? Which celebrities do you measure up to? This portrait mirror from Suck UK features 120 famous names for you to measure yourself against! With names as varied as Jennifer Lopez, Mother Teresa, David Hasslehoff and Gary Coleman, you will have hours of fun measuring your friends and family to see who matches who!
(holytaco.com) - Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
(cnn.com) - A Connecticut woman pleaded for police to "please hurry" to save a friend from an attack by a pet chimpanzee, according to emotional 911 recordings released Tuesday by Stamford police. With the chimp squealing in the background, Herold cries out, "He's killed my friend!"
(blogs.houstonpress.com) - They claim that "fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population will enjoy this," but released it anyhow. The site gets very scientific and is hella confusing. The guys basically used the thought behind software that figures out the most desirable musical tones, and went the sadistic route by doing More...
(dailymail.co.uk) - There are baby bumps and then there are baby bumps. But there must be few women in history who have ever had a baby bump quite like octuplets mother Nadya Suleman.
(dailymail.co.uk) - A former soldier pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers because he could not find a dentist to take on NHS patients. Iraq War veteran Ian Boynton could not afford to go private for treatment so instead took the drastic action to remove 13 of his teeth that were giving him severe pain.
(foxnews.com) - Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite technology conference to make a point about the deadly disease malaria. "I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's a sad one: the Google Maps car took out a baby deer, and it recorded the entire process for all Google Maps users to see. For shame, Google Maps car!
(cosmeticsurgeon.co.uk) - If you've ever thought, maybe I'll make my self look like a cat, then know you wouldn't be the first.
(en.wikipedia.org) - In interviews, Sagawa describes himself as a "weak, ugly and small man" and claims that he wanted to "absorb her energy."
(news.bbc.co.uk) - A three-year-old boy lit a cigarette butt and smoked it in front of his mother, Merthyr Crown Court has heard. The incident was filmed on a mobile and passed to social services by a friend of the boy's mother Kelly Marie Pocock. The friend earlier spotted him smoking a cigarette and said it looked like he had been "smoking for many years".
(dailymail.co.uk) - The largest kidney stones most doctors ever get to see is the size of a golf ball. So surgeons in Hungary were taken aback when they removed a stone the size of a coconut from a man earlier today.
(wickedreport.com) - Argentine teenager Pamela Villarruel poses with her seven children outside her parents’ home in the town of Leones in Cordoba Province.
(buzznewsroom.com) - As of Wednesday, bidding on the San Diego resident’s virtue had reportedly reached $3.8 million. But that won’t be her only revenue — she just inked a book deal with the David Black Literary.
(cracked.com) - Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you a story. A story that may very well burrow into your soul and take up permanent residence; a chilling tale so unbelievable it would be incredible, if only it weren’t absolutely true. I talk of the arrival of the world’s first supervillain.
(garfieldminusgarfield.net) - Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
(hdscape.com) - Whether it's winter and you hope to escape the frosty cold outside or you want to spend a cozy evening with your family, Fireplace is the next best thing to a real fire. Its visual appeal in High Definition gives your home a welcoming atmosphere. It's also a great way More...
(listfied.com) - Tattoos are in vogue nowadays. Although there are some reasonable tattoo designs, some people decide to let their imaginations loose, and have the weirdest of ideas, and the result is a weird and crazy tattoo. Here are 21 of such tattoo designs. Enjoy!