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XKCD - Regular Expressions

Score: -52 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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XKCD - The Ballmer Peak

Score: -52 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - Discovered by Microsoft in the late 80's

XKCD - Classhole

Score: -52 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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XKCD - Moral Relativity

Score: -57 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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XKCD - Slang

Score: -57 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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XKCD - Wobsite

Score: -57 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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Let me google that for you

Score: -46 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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(letmegooglethatforyou.com) - Use this site for people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than google it for themselves.

Startup seeks someone to watch funny or cute videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.

Score: -26 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(seattle.craigslist.org) - I Can Has Cheezburger?/FAIL Blog is seeking someone to look at cute and funny videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.

XKCD - Flowcharts

Score: -19 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - Lets go drink...6 drinks later...

Physics is easy - pic

Score: -18 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(i42.tinypic.com) - Observer A is dead

XKCD - 11th Grade

Score: -17 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - Usefulness to career success.

Dilbert - Meetings

Score: -15 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(mrchuckles.net) - Ok, let's get this preliminary premeeting going.

Special Olympics Fixed

Score: -15 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theonion.com) - A secret investigation sent shock waves across the sports world yesterday, when it revealed that the Special Olympics, one of the nation's premier annual athletic competitions, is fixed.

XKCD - 2008 Christmas Special

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - Due to the slowing economy we could only afford to produce the prime-numbered panels...

Now This Is How You Sell Bambi

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(holytaco.com) - I saw the first Bambi and it was pretty good, but man, this Bambi Sequel seems kind of bad ass.

What could possibly go wrong

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(yourscene.latimes.com) - One case where combining two of my favorite activities may not be the best of ideas

Garage sale leads to arrests

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(sunherald.com) - Quick tip. If you are going to have a garage sell, make sure its your stuff you are selling.

XKCD - Decline

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - Coincidence!

Mastering the Art of the All-you-can-eat Buffet

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(1000awesomethings.com) - The Fourth Plate is almost always a good idea before you do it and a bad idea afterwards. It’s the helping after the helping after. It’s the Greatest Hits Plate, a star-studded collection featuring the most popular items from Plate 1, 2, and 3, coming together for the reunion tour, the last hurrah, the final dance at the dinner table. The Fourth Plate is also a famous mark of a Buffet Amateur, because it can be the sign of someone who realizes that Plate 2 was the best plate and they really just want more of Plate 2. For years, I scarfed down The Fourth Plate at the Indian buffet near my college. Buttery, pillowy-soft naans piled high, thick and creamy Butter Chicken, and spicy, simmering lamb in a hearty broth. It was just too much. I caved in every time and walked away with a curry-busting gut and a samosa hangover. Since then I’ve been tutored on the art of mastering the all-you-can-eat buffet. Everybody’s got their own techniques, but here’s what I’ve learned over the years: More...

Things to say during sex [chart]

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(estonoeh.es) - Good, meh, bad.

Pillow Fight Club

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(pillowfightclub.org) - Rules: 1) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club. 2) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.

Chilean anti-piracy law drafted on pirated software

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theregister.co.uk) - Chilean lawyer Guillermo Frêne is having a bit of a bad hair day after it was revealed that draft legislation aimed at cutting the internet connections of illegal downloading ne'er-do-wells was presented in .doc format written on pirated software.

50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(jalopnik.com) - We’ve compiled a gallery of the best 50 to slip past the DMV.

The Blu-Ray Fireplace Experience

Score: -7 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(hdscape.com) - Whether it's winter and you hope to escape the frosty cold outside or you want to spend a cozy evening with your family, Fireplace is the next best thing to a real fire. Its visual appeal in High Definition gives your home a welcoming atmosphere. It's also a great way to add a feeling of genuine comfort to any home or apartment. Fireplace is shot on film and brought to you in High Definition which brings out all the rich hues and dancing shadows of a real wood fire. Listen to the crackling sounds of the fire or Dolby? TrueHD music as you watch the heart-warming Fireplace on Blu-ray. More...

Jerry Jones Probably Thinking About Signing Michael Vick

Score: -25 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theonion.com) - Dallas head coach Wade Phillips speculated Wednesday that if recent history is any indicator, Jerry Jones is "almost certainly" considering the option of signing former Falcons quarterback and current incarcerated felon Michael Vick to the Cowboys.

World's Greatest Dad (pic)

Score: -25 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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Dogbert - Explanation of the Financial Crisis

Score: -22 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(i35.tinypic.com) - It's called math.

Cyanide and Happiness - Robot Love

Score: -22 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(explosm.net) - I created a robot that can love...

The Onion explains the inner workings of the complex, expensive science thing

Score: -22 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theonion.com) - If you don't understand after this, then you just don't know good science from bad science and how they are both different and good at the same time.

Gift Horse

Score: -22 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(abstrusegoose.com) - I'm sorry. I thought guys liked it when we did...that.

Five Strangest Programming Languages

Score: -21 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(computersight.com) - Most programming languages were designed so that the code is easy to write and understand. These were designed for the opposite reason.

Scientists Warn Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth

Score: -22 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theonion.com) - "The Large Earth Collider will surely gain us priceless scientific insight by offering a brief glimpse of the universe at the moment of its destruction," Fermilab director Gordon Josephs said. "But because the Collider achieves this by hurdling Earth into another large celestial object, there are some who feel the risks associated with annihilating our world are too high. All I know for certain is that this rigorous debate will only end when we activate the VLEC, make the Earth collide with another planet, and obtain results through firsthand observation." "That's just good science," Josephs added. More...

XKCD - Bobcat

Score: -8 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

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Cyanide and Happiness - Snowman

Score: -19 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(explosm.net) - You got frostbite on your what???

Who do you love? (pic)

Score: -19 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(img368.imageshack.us) - Kids these days...

$700 Billion Bailout Celebrated

Score: -19 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(theonion.com) - Amid the bleak backdrop of imminent economic collapse, worried observers got some good news last October when executives from the nation's top 10 failing companies celebrated the historic $700 billion government bailout with an ultra- extravagant $800 billion party aimed at restoring confidence and bolstering their resolve.

8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously)

Score: -18 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(cracked.com) - Are we the only ones who think that Hilariously Failed Attempts at Guinness World Records would make a better book? We believe we have much to learn from these brave souls who, through lack of planning and/or ability, set an example for all of us not to follow.

Dilbert - Travel Tip

Score: -15 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(i40.tinypic.com) - What were your key learnings from the trip?

Man Melting Snow With Blowtorch Burns Home

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(kptv.com) - Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., said a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.

Who lives here???

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(maps.google.com) - Zoom out

List of unusual deaths

Score: -8 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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(en.wikipedia.org) - Just in case you thought you came up with a totally cool and original way to die, you might want to check out this list first. You'd hate for your last act to end up on failblog.

XKCD - Party

Score: -4 Submitted 4 days ago by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - That, my dear, is how I roll.

XKCD - I Know You're Listening

Score: -4 Submitted 4 days ago by jsuggs

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(xkcd.com) - ...and if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell our of some secret organization.

Retail jobs suck

Score: -4 Submitted 4 days ago by jsuggs

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(farm4.static.flickr.com) - Weird. I was about to ask you the same question.

Abstruse Goose - Lie of Omission

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(abstrusegoose.com) - Ha, men are so simple minded.