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How to pander to social media sites, The Oatmeal style

(unfunnythings.tumblr.com) - 5 easy steps to internet stardom

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2010 by hammeredhead

xkcd: Tech Support

(xkcd.com) - Don't tell anyone.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2010 by hammeredhead

7 things you really don't need to take a photo of - The Oatmeal

(theoatmeal.com) - All true.  Number 7 is awesome.

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted October 10, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: humor, the oatmeal, wtf, awesome

High court hang-ups

(independent.co.uk) -  A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would More...

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted October 10, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Snookie's Book Deal - A Venn Diagram

(farm5.static.flickr.com) - A Venn diagram for Snookie's book deal. 

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted October 10, 2010 by hammeredhead

How Controversy Works [sbmc]

(smbc-comics.com) -  Step 1) Crazy person says crazy thing.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted October 10, 2010 by jsuggs

Sailor crashes boat for 13th time

(telegraph.co.uk) - A hapless sailor named 'Captain Calamity' has destroyed his catamaran after flipping it for the 13th time while attempting to ride Britain's biggest wave.

Comments: 2 Score: 10 Submitted September 09, 2010 by E-Man

Tagged in: sailing, humor, wtf, people

xkcd: Bad Ex

(xkcd.com) - Excuse me ma'am.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted September 09, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, dating, douchebag

Do's and Don'ts with Babies

(dwsmg.com) - Baby care is not so easy a task as you consider. It is hard for newly parents to understand the needs of their kids. There are certain ways to perform certain actions and when it comes to babies you cannot take it lightly. Sometimes, elders do make silly mistakes, but More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted September 09, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: babies, humor

Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster

(blogs.miaminewtimes.com) -  Some of us have the body of a peanut M&M. Our arms are skinny, our legs lack any real muscular definition, 'cause we've also got a belly full of peanut M&Ms. We've tried melting it down at the gym, but that involved sweating, so we quickly lost interest. When we More...

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted September 09, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Who Says Politicians Are Out of Touch?

(theatlanticwire.com) -  Democrats completely understand mainstream America.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted September 09, 2010 by politico

Tagged in: house, democrats, humor, politics

10 Steps To Dominating Your Fantasy Football League This Season

(uproxx.com) -  I’m going to give you my advice on how to dominate your league(s) week in and week out so at the end of the season you’ll be collecting a big fat check… er, I mean, plate of brownies and a whole lot of bragging rights.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2010 by hammeredhead

xkcd: Password Reuse

(xkcd.com) -  So, here I sit, a puppetmaster who wants nothing from his puppets.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2010 by sweeneytodd

How to Develop a Drinking Game

(basicinstructions.net) -  The first step is setting up baseline rules.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2010 by hammeredhead

Katy Perry Is a C*cktease

(holytaco.com) -  By giving you blue balls... Hilarious!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted September 09, 2010 by hammeredhead

import nerdSort

(smbc-comics.com) -  But they won't appreciate her!

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted September 09, 2010 by hammeredhead

5 Things My Dad Told Me

(waftures.com) - Comic Strip - 5 Things My Dad Told Me 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2010 by pistachio314

7 Reasons to Carry Laughing Gas

(waftures.com) -  7 Reasons to Carry Laughing Gas

Comments: 1 Score: 7 Submitted August 08, 2010 by pistachio314

Even little girls know they will eventually control us...

(frankdaily.com) - You don't have one like this??? 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: girls, boys, humor

Avatar & Aliens are the same movie - The Oatmeal

(theoatmeal.com) -  Final Score: Aliens 1 Humans 0

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2010 by hammeredhead

Dad Life [video]

(youtube.com) - Epic.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Perform A Pig Prank

(i.imgur.com) -  Step 1) Grease three pigs

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: pig, humor, pictures, prank, wtf

Bust the windows out your car for some chicken

(youtube.com) - A lyrical genius combined with his sweet smooth voice is nothing but win.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, chicken, youtube

Xbox Kinect -€“ Fantasy vs. Reality

(lolboom.com) -  Slightly sad but true.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Now This Is A Great Roommate!

(images.wildammo.com) -  I can't stop laughing...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2010 by hammeredhead

How to deal with unattended children

(blogs.laweekly.com) -  This coffee shop owner has a great idea (and sense of humor).

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted June 06, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Love is like a water park

(nextround.net) -  Bummed out Lost is over? Your dad to the rescue with random metaphors that will blow your mind.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2010 by sweeneytodd

How to piss off a hipster

(i.imgur.com) -  Genius.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted June 06, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: hipsters, humor, wtf

Time Spent in Shower

(i.imgur.com) - Graphjam nailed it again!

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: graph, humor, shower, graphjam

The REAL reason Nashville didn't have looting during the floods

(i.imgur.com) - Yes, Nashville is awesome.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: flood, guns, humor, nashville, looting

xkcd: Worst-Case Scenario

(xkcd.com) - Will this affect the midterm elections?

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2010 by sweeneytodd

How to Name an Abortion Clinic

(theoatmeal.com) - Hmm...nope I've got it!

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: abortion, humor, the oatmeal

High Tech Sniper - Pidjin

(pidjin.net) - I pimped this rifle myself.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2010 by sweeneytodd

The Alot is Better Than You at Everything

(hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com) - As a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, I have found it necessary to develop a few coping mechanisms.  When someone types out "u" instead of "you," instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only one finger on each hand and then More...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Ugly Duckling - SBMC [COMIC]

(smbc-comics.com) - There one was an ugly duckling.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by hammeredhead

xkcd: Infrastructures

(xkcd.com) - Did you get my essay?

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

Too late, Mr. Jobs! (COMIC)

(pidjin.net) - The killer iPhone feature

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: girls, guys, humor

Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

(sadanduseless.com) - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates. Hilarious!

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

Proof of "A + B = C"(Pic)

(videogoneviral.com) - Horrible yet hilarious.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: proof, humor, wtf

No Parent Should Ever Have To Bury His Child Alive

(theonion.com) - The whole thing just seems like a terrible, terrible dream.

Comments: 3 Score: 15 Submitted May 05, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: onion, buried alive, humor, wtf

xkcd: Cemetery

(xkcd.com) - So really this is your fault.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2010 by jsuggs

YouTube - Middle Tennessee Tornado Penis

(youtube.com) -  The most important thing to come out of the storms.

Comments: 1 Score: 12 Submitted May 05, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: flood, humor, tornado, wtf, penis, youtube

Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers

(theonion.com) - Toshiro Tenchumaru, a 34-year-old ninja and longtime employee at Azuma Copier Corporation in Skokie, stealthily took the lives of 12 co-workers Monday after suffering what investigators theorize was "a breakdown due to job-related stress."

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: onion, humor, ninja

5 Logic-Defying Facts About Shaq's Rap Career

(uproxx.com) - There are only a handful of entities in world history that can be considered true renaissance men and jacks-of-all-trades able to accomplish many mind-boggling feats in one lifetime: Leonardo Da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin and Tiger Woods’ loins all come to mind. But they all pale in comparison to More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: rap, humor, shaq

Tax Day Tea Party Racists Caught Saying N-Word!!

(funnyconservatives.com) -  Gotcha Tea Party!! Gotcha!! Finally the $100,000 prize will be awarded for getting these racists on tape. This video is gonna be bigger than the Acorn videos, baby. Violent, racist tea party members caught on tape.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: liberals, humor, tea party, wtf

YouTube- A Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms

(youtube.com) - Gary Chang lives in Hong Kong, one of the world's most crowded cities. So, like any architect would do, he figured out how to turn his 344-square foot apartment into a relatively spacious home!

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted April 04, 2010 by borahmarie

Tagged in: humor, wtf, youtube

Adorable parrot. [comic]

(channelate.com) - I’m going to Hell. If you laughed, then you’re coming with me.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: hell, humor, wtf, parrot

I need a copy of the Internet.

(wherestheanykey.co.uk) - The Internet?! But you can't -

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: internet, technology, humor, fail

Open Post: Hosted By Drunk Flip Flop Dude

(dlisted.com) - Here's some boozed and bonged (probably) dude at Coachella demonstrating for all of us how Kiefer Sutherland puts on his flip flops every afternoon. Flip flops are confusing and uncooperative.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by celee

Tagged in: booze, humor

How Microsoft came up with the name Windows Phone 7 Series.

(geekculture.com) - Folks, I think we have a real winner with our new phone operating system.  We just to give it a super name! 

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Whack a Kitty (GIF)

(i.imgur.com) -  I thought standing cat could never be topped.  This.  Is.  Awesome.

Comments: 1 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: cat, gif, humor, wtf

45 Things To Make You Say WTF [pics]

(crazycrackerz.com) - So many things I just don't understand. 

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Nooooo!

(i.imgur.com) - Quite a bit of wtf going on here, but it gets funnier the more you look at it. 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, pictures, wtf, old guys, turtle

XKCD - Seat Selection

(xkcd.com) - WOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

FW: FW: FW: Creative Writing Assignment

(kontraband.com) - Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus." 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Steve Jobs, 1984 (comic)

(pidjin.net) - Young Steve!!! I bring a message from the future.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Saying Hello

(thedoghousediaries.com) - Dogs vs Humans.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: saying hello, dogs, humor

Spose - I'm Awesome (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

(youtube.com) - ...I got the swagger of a cripple NSFW Language. 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

XKCD - Literally

(xkcd.com) - You are literally the craziest person I've ever met. 

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: literally, xkcd, humor

THINGS I HATE

(youtube.com) - Skinny jeans. DVD covers. Pervs on Chatroulette. These are just a small number of things that get YouTube user ItsKingsleyBitch royally PO'd and he's got a few choice words to say about 'em. Because the last thing this dude is going to do is roll with the punches (seriously, dude might throw them himself if you're not careful). LANGUAGE NSFW! 

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Your Speed Versus an Athlete's

(urlesque.com) - You're pretty slow. You may not know it, but you are. It's not a big deal, though. We're pretty slow too. Sure, when we really get going, heading down the trail, the wind in our hair, it's easy enough to trick ourselves into believing we're fast. But More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: running, humor, slow, athletes, speed

Awesome Grand Theft Auto poster set to an awesome tune

(youtube.com) -  Click on this link.  You will never top what is contained within.  Ever.  It is not possible. 

Comments: 2 Score: 11 Submitted April 04, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: standing cat, humor, wtf, youtube

XKCD - Hell

(xkcd.com) - There's also a Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach. 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: xkcd, hell, humor, tetris

XKCD - Seismic Waves

(xkcd.com) - HUGE EARTHQUAKE HERE! 

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted April 04, 2010 by jsuggs

Dilbert on Leadership

(dilbert.com) - Leadership is the art of trading imaginary things in the future...for real things today. 

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

How Do You See Your Colleagues?

(businesspundit.com) - If you’re convinced that the office would devolve into mayhem without your team’s contributions, you’re not alone–in thinking you’re the most important, that is. Most of us have the tendency to see our own contributions in a rosy light. Those colleagues on other teams tend to More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: colleagues, humor

Most Creative Ways To Propose

(i.imgur.com) - Oh James Monroe, you are a true romantic! 

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: propose, humor, wtf, creative

Official Google Blog: A different kind of company name

(googleblog.blogspot.com) - Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central More...

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2010 by E-Man

Future Man Explains Social Media

(i.imgur.com) - No offense, future man, but is everyone in your time retarded? 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2010 by sweeneytodd

The Teriyaki Date

(theoatmeal.com) - Spoiler: There was no second date. 

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Kansas is flatter than a pancake

(improbable.com) - In this report, we apply basic scientific techniques to answer the question “Is Kansas as flat as a pancake?”

Comments: 3 Score: 11 Submitted March 03, 2010 by E-Man

Tagged in: flatter, humor, wtf, kansas, pancake

Funniest Beer Commercial Ever

(funtasticus.com) - Every year Big Rock Brewery in Calgary has a contest for people to make commercials up to promote their beer.  This is one entry that has to be one of the best commercials of all time!!  Thanks to my buddy Tim for sending this over..it pays having More...

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Louis Armstrong-What A Wonderful World(Death Metal Version)

(youtube.com) - A remix of a Louis Armstrong classic.

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2010 by E-Man

Tagged in: humor, wtf, armstrong, louis, youtube

This is a wasp [nsfw language]

(i.imgur.com) - And now you know why wasps are badasses. 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: wasp, humor, pictures, wtf

The (de)evolution of man [pic]

(i.imgur.com) - I'd say this pretty much sums up our collective downfall.  YEAH! 

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, pictures, wtf, what, yeah, evolution

Failbooking - Funny Facebook Status Messages ( Failbook )

(failbooking.com) -  Delicious, juicy victims.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: failbooking, humor, wtf, grapes

Ladies' Excuses For Being Single

(madatoms.com) - 6 excuses and what they really mean. Hilarious!

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: women, humor, single ladies

The 6 Biggest Assholes in the Animal Kingdom | Cracked.com

(cracked.com) - Hippy types will often quote the famous line that "man is the only species that kills its own." Of course, any cursory glance at Animal Planet will tell you this is complete bullshit. But it's not just that animals are mindless savages--and they are--it's that some of them are just straight-up douchebags.

Comments: 1 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2010 by E-Man

Tagged in: animals, humor, wtf

YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

(youtube.com) -  In honor of St. Patrick's Day a local Mobile, AL classic.  Everybody who seen da leprechaun say YEAAAAAH!!!

Comments: 2 Score: 11 Submitted March 03, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: gold, humor, leprechaun, wtf, youtube

Obama Visits Kindergarten To Read Class 200-Page Memorandum On Health Care

(theonion.com) -  As part of a new program designed to encourage reading, President Barack Obama visited a kindergarten class Monday to read the schoolchildren a 200-page memorandum on health care reform.

Comments: 2 Score: 11 Submitted March 03, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: onion, humor, obama

The Seldom Seen World That Conspires Against Tom [pic]

(mordantorange.com) - That's my favorite spot too!

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: conspiracy, humor

Gentlemen, I Inquire...

(cdn.holytaco.com) -  That's straight man.  Original gangsta.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: dogs, rap, humor, wtf

5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble

(collegehumor.com) - Firefox, Safari, Opera, IE and Chrome.  Pretty much nails them all.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Sexy Girl? Do Not Trust Profile Pictures!

(dailyshite.com) - This Samsung commercial shows exactly why you should never trust a profile picture. Didn’t Myspace teach you anything?

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

21 Things You'll Always Find at Goodwill [Graphic]

(maxim.com) - Goodwill stores are all packed with the same kinds of people: college kids furnishing crappy apartments, bargain-hunting hoarders, sneering hipsters, and in some cases the legitimately poor. And it turns out that every store is also packed with the same kinds of junk. Here are the worst offenders that even the dumpsters out back scoff at...

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: junk, humor, goodwill

Creepiest Mask Ever? [pic]

(i.imgur.com) - Creepy and awesome at the same time.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: creepy, humor, pictures, wtf, mask

The day I stopped drinking [pic]

(i.imgur.com) - Must have been one of "those nights".

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, pictures, wtf, drinking

Edward Khil` - This will khil 2:41 of your life

(youtube.com) - I'm awestruck at the wftness of this.  Seriously who listens to and enjoys this?!?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Come on rest of the universe are you even trying?

(i.imgur.com) - Seriously, either we are that awesome or you REALLY suck (and/or are ugly).

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Best Fails of 2009

(funnyordie.com) - Title says it all, but you've got to see the purse snatcher at around 1:45.  Priceless.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: video, humor, fail, funny or die

Alf Strikes Again

(holytaco.com) - Sorry for your loss!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: alf, humor, wtf, cats

Conan O'Brien is on Twitter!

(twitter.com) - Bio: I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

DO AS I FLOW, NOT AS I ROLL

(madatoms.com) - What rappers say vs what they actually do.  Some funny, some embarrassing.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, pictures, rappers

XKCD - Freedom

(xkcd.com) - Sometimes I'm shocked to realize how many optionsI have. Oh?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: wham, freedom, xkcd, humor

25 Terrible Parents

(holytaco.com) - Some people are just better at it than others.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fail, list, parenting

I Hate Golf (GIF)

(totalprosports.com) - Haha, epic.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: golf, humor, fail

10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone

(theoatmeal.com) - Any one of the ten is reason enough.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: phones, humor, the oatmeal, list

XKCD - Devotion to Duty

(xkcd.com) - We took the hostages, secured the building, and cut the communication lines like you said. Excellent.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, sysadmins, devotion

Why We Watch Figure Skating [Piechart]

(cracked.com) - Figure Skating is one of the most popular spectator sports in the world. Much like the subjective scoring system it uses to crown champions, the reasons behind this popularity are open to debate.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Stevie Wonder is now on Twitter

(i.imgur.com) - Horrible yet hilarious.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Dramatic Olbermann vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

(youtube.com) - Too much dramatic!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

XKCD - Principle of Explosion

(xkcd.com) - No, box wine sounds lovely.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

How to properly enjoy Ed Hardy wine

(thechive.com) - While shopping at Whole Foods over the weekend I was picking out a nice bottle of wine with my girlfriend and we stumbled across a lovely Ed Hardy Rose, a rare 2009 vintage to boot. We could not think of a better way to spend V-day than curled up with More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wine, douchebag, ed hardy

If Men Wrote Women's Magazines

(coolmaterial.com) - Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much More...

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: magazine, advice, humor, women

XKCD - Snow Tracking

(xkcd.com) - I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, snow, xkcd, humor, tracks

Kansas Player Forgets How To Shoot Free Throws

(thehoopdoctors.com) - While the Jayhawks have all but proven to be the NCAA’s most complete team as the current #1 squad in the nation, they and all who where watching their game against the Texas Longhorns during Rivalry Week, were treated to a once in a lifetime funny moment by their third More...

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Buckle Up For Safety! [pic]

(i.imgur.com) - You can never be too cautious.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, keg, wtf, beer

Google Buzz Trick

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Hierarchy of a Man's Attention Span

(maxim.com) - There could be a couple of nit-picks but overall pretty accurate.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

20 Funny Web Comics You'd Love To Read

(brainz.org) - There are literally thousands of comic strips published by groups and individuals all over the web. Analyzing all of them to pick the best twenty isn't easy. This list comprises 20 most funny comics I've come across on the web. The degree of fun ranges from super hilarious to kind More...

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: list, web comics, humor

XKCD - Trimester

(xkcd.com) - We'll hope for one of the lower ones.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, wtf, pregnancy, trimester

This is why an octopus is more awesome than your mom

(theoatmeal.com) - Comparing moms to an octopus would be like pitting an army of savages against one well-oiled gatling gun sitting atop a hill. The mothers would charge the hill, hurling rocks and sticks; they'd roar righteous, compassionate battle cries of warriors who believe they are fighting for the betterment of humanity. More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Drunk-O-Vision X

(collegehumor.com) - Things look a little different when you're drunk...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

Toyota's New Slogan

(i.imgur.com) - Zing!

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, slogan, toyota

Announcing the Apple iProduct

(i.imgur.com) - Apple iProduct.  You'll buy it.  And you'll like it.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: iproduct, humor, apple

XKCD - Strip Games

(xkcd.com) - Frequency of strip versions of various games.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: strip games, xkcd, humor

Pee-wee Herman Gets An iPad!

(funnyordie.com) - Pee-wee shows his new Apple iPad to the Playhouse Gang!

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2010 by hammeredhead

How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

(theoatmeal.com) - One again, The Oatmeal nails it!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

XKCD - Spirit

(xkcd.com) - Oh no, I'm stuck.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, spirit, nasa

Fart now loading

(holytaco.com) - Looks like it's frozen

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: fat people, humor, wtf, fart

History's Greatest Betrayals

(murraythenut.com) - * According to the internet

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Death Metal Rooster

(youtube.com) - What else needs to be said?

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted January 01, 2010 by E-Man

Tagged in: humor, rooster, wtf, youtube

Denzel Washington Venn Diagram

(oesquema.com.br) -  Glasses, Hat, Facial Hair, All Three!

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted January 01, 2010 by KBlackwood

irrelephant

(i.imgur.com) - [golf clap]

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

XKCD - Retro Virus

(xkcd.com) - Argh, this is frustraing...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: retro, xkcd, humor, virus

State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010

(huffingtonpost.com) - I think anyone who seriously attempts this will die...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

25 Cat Fails

(holytaco.com) - Every meow and then we run across funny cat pictures when we're putting together these galleries, it's just that it's rare to find anything cat related on the internet. You can imagine how excited we were to find 25 of these.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, cats, fail

Sex Explained By Pens (SFW)

(buzzfeed.com) - This is totally NSFW if you're a ballpoint.

Comments: 2 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: sex, humor, wtf, pens

Steve Jobs drops the big bomb [COMIC]

(pidjin.net) - iWish...awesome!

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Lunch notes from my permanent roommate

(chrisilluminati.com) - When we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors - 11Points.com

(11points.com) -  No, I said "fingerprints".  

Comments: 1 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: censorship, humor, wtf

XKCD - Dirty Harry

(xkcd.com) - Dirty Harry meets Rain Man.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat

(youtube.com) - Should have stuck with Hillary...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Guide to Photobombing

(thisisphotobomb.com) - I had the honor to speak with a real life Photobomb master yesterday. After searching through a hundred of her best bombs, I asked her to write a How To Guide for photobombing to which she graciously agreed. Cherish these words from the champion herself.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: photobombing, howto, humor, wtf

How to Tell Someone That They Are Wrong

(basicinstructions.net) - YOU'RE A MONSTER!!!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

"I have to post this"

(sharenator.org) - Interesting thought...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, social media

Dog Pranks Human

(asset.soup.io) - He was going to get the food one way or another.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, prank, dog, food

epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg

(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - I don't even know what to say.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by jsuggs

Tagged in: urinal, humor, fail

Friday Rewind: Rock and Roll Fail

(failblog.org) -  Rocking out to the Bohemian Rhapsody can be hazardous.

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted January 01, 2010 by KBlackwood

Infinite Computing Power (SBMC)

(smbc-comics.com) - Calculations per second per $1000

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: smbc, computer, humor, wtf

Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable

(theoatmeal.com) - Printers unlike other technologies are remarkable in the fact that they're just as crappy and unreliable as they were in 1995.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

epic-fail-airport-security-fail.jpg

(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - And we wonder why things go wrong...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

shhh!! daddy's working

(i.imgur.com) - Warning Facebook virus!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, virus, wtf, facebook, awesome

If Jesus had a cat...

(i.imgur.com) - Thanks again, internet.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: cat, humor, pictures, jesus

The reason there will be no more Twilight movies

(i.imgur.com) - Thank goodness someone stepped up to the plate.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: assasin, humor, wtf, twilight

Really Wikipedia? The randomness of the internet is outstanding

(en.wikipedia.org) - List of cats with fraudulent diplomas

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cats, wikipedia, diplomas

OMG parrot's revenge moment

(sayomg.com) - This parrot had enough :D

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted January 01, 2010 by grigorisk

Tagged in: video, cute, humor

BACON or BEER CAN

(baconorbeercan.com) - Pure awesomeness!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: beercan, humor, wtf, bacon, awesome

CollegeHumor's Most Liked Pictures of 2009

(collegehumor.com) - Some I hadn't seen...all worth a quick look

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: 2009, humor, pictures

Parenting Fail

(failblog.org) - Just don't let go...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: parenting, humor, wtf, fail

I Don't Know His Title

(probablybadnews.com) - Who said bad journalism is dead?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, journalism

Pictures of Nicholas Cage As...Everyone

(unrealitymag.com) - Put it this way, if you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage as Abe Lincoln then continue reading Here are 15 pictures of Nicolas Cage as everyone.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

XKCD - G-Spot

(xkcd.com) - Its a sad day in the world of science.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: g-spot, xkcd, humor

Dude

(i.imgur.com) - I am speechless

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

LESBIAAANS!!!

(volenet.cz) - haha, sad but (maybe) true.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted January 01, 2010 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, lesbians, pictures

10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling

(theoatmeal.com) - At least these 10 are a good start...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Garfield - Which Tie (somewhat NSFW, language)

(i.imgur.com) - Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, tie, wtf, garfield

Nikon Festival YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND

(nikonfestival.com) -  I will chest bump happiness into your life.

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted December 12, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers

(theoatmeal.com) - It happens to the best of us.  A friend or family member asks for help, being so close how can you say no?

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: computer, humor, the oatmeal

Should I stop beating my wife? (pic)

(failblog.org) - Wish granted, Cody.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fail, wife beating

Suggestive!

(pidjin.net) - Sir, I don't understand your joke.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Pretentious Singers Reference Manual (pic)

(i.imgur.com) - Jim Morrison, Bono, Madonna, and Kanye are profiled.  Hilarious and informative.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

Mario's Closet

(1.bp.blogspot.com) - Just about every outfit is covered.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: clothes, humor, pictures, mario

XKCD - Abstraction

(xkcd.com) - I am a god.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: abstraction, xkcd, humor

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them

(theoatmeal.com) - I'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them. Now, I know what you're thinking. Horses are kind. Horses are beautiful. Nations have been built on the backs of horses. All that. You haven't seen the things I've seen, however. You haven't suffered More...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: horses, humor, the oatmeal, wtf

XKCD - Natural Parenting

(xkcd.com) - Parenting can't be that hard, let's just do what comes naturally.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: parenting, xkcd, humor

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

(img222.imageshack.us) - I fail to see what is wrong with the advice.  Seems fine to me.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted December 12, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: advice, men, technology, humor

Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service

(theoatmeal.com) - Yet another informative and enlightening post from The Oatmeal

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

Pay No Attention to the Creepy Man Behind the Clock Face

(gizmodo.com) - This may be the coolest clock ever.

Comments: 2 Score: 15 Submitted December 12, 2009 by E-Man

Tagged in: clocks, technology, humor

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

(shorterandsweeter.blogspot.com) - Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories..." Truly awesome!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal

(theoatmeal.com) - The all too real behind the scenes look at web design.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted December 12, 2009 by hammeredhead

XKCD - Spinal Tap Amps

(xkcd.com) - These amps go to 11.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted December 12, 2009 by jsuggs

Cy&H - Black Friday

(explosm.net) - You're fired.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted November 11, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, black friday, cy&h

How to brush your teeth like a Spartan

(i.imgur.com) - Enemy is defeated.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted November 11, 2009 by hammeredhead

catsforgold.com

(catsforgold.com) - Go from pretty to kitty

Comments: 1 Score: 11 Submitted November 11, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: technology, humor

xkcd - Academia vs. Business

(xkcd.com) - I just wrote the most beautiful code of my life...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted November 11, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

IS NASCAR FOR YOU? [FLOWCHART]

(allleftturns.com) - Being a sports fan means having to make difficult decisions. Decisions like: Do I like pro hoops more than college hoops? Is Chad Ochocinco a nuisance or a national treasure? Do I hate soccer or am I gay? Perhaps no decision is more life-altering than deciding whether or not you More...

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted November 11, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: flowchart, humor, nascar

Failcat - FAIL Blog

(failblog.org) - kitteh

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted November 11, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: parenting, humor, wtf

Holiday Lighting Win

(failblog.org) - Hilarious!

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted November 11, 2009 by granite777

Tagged in: design, humor, wtf, women, parenting

Halloween Candy - Politics

(i.imgur.com) - oh crap, a democrat. oh crap, a republican

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted November 11, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: halloween, humor, politics

Drunk Woman Calls 911 To Say She's Driving

(wkrg.com) - Is this responsible drinking and driving?

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted November 11, 2009 by KBlackwood

XKCD - October 30th

(xkcd.com) - Great Scott, I must have overshot!

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted October 10, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: halloween, xkcd, humor

Best Apple iPhone Costume ever!

(youtube.com) - I just hope they don't spill their drinks.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee | Cracked.com

(cracked.com) - One of these primates is aiming a gun at you.  Learn which!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted October 10, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: guns, humor, wtf, chimpanzee

Yep, pretty sure there's something hot going on here

(pictureisunrelated.com) - Yet again another truly wtf pic...bonus points for spotting the cat

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: cat, dresses, humor, wtf, horses

The Only Soup You'll Ever Need

(holytaco.com) - I'm hungry.

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted October 10, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: booze, humor, wtf, drinking

LOLZ - It's Beautiful!!!

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted October 10, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

(theonion.com) - President to offer dry brush if fire will stop burning activities.

Comments: 1 Score: 11 Submitted October 10, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: onion, humor, wtf, obama

Zombie Manger

(shoeboxblog.com) - So wrong, yet hilarious

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Best Typo Ever?

(thenextweb.com) - Retards

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: technology, typo, humor

Horror Movie

(imgur.com) - A horror movie for chickens.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: chickens, humor, wtf

epic-fail-cow-cop-fail.jpg

Comments: 1 Score: 5 Submitted October 10, 2009 by granite777

Tagged in: design, humor, beer, fail, women
Tagged in: design, humor, beer, fail, women

Ghost Of Collegiate Past

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - I hate this job...

Comments: 2 Score: 6 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: jobs, humor, wtf

Lobster's Revenge

(imgur.com) - Good old fashion sick and twisted humor.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: lobster, humor, wtf

Its all in a name [comic]

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - Dad, why did you name me...

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: names, humor, wtf, laundry

Dilbert Finds A Valuable Use For Twitter

(dilbert.com) - Well gosh, I suppose I could try it.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: dilbert, humor, geek, twitter

XKCD - Surgery

(xkcd.com) - You're a linux user aren't you.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted October 10, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, linux, usb

iPhone MMS Penis Pictures Crash Servers

(hollywoodphony.wordpress.com) - “Within the first few minutes, our network was flooded with nearly 3.4 million MMS messages and the early data shows that almost 98% of those were pictures of our male customers’ penises,” stated Ronald MacArthur, head of data traffic for the company.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: technology, humor, mms, penis, at&t, iphone

When Fans Get Custom Jerseys

(topcultured.com) - When your last name is Sanchez, you’re due a fair bit of teasing… at least as a kid. But when you play for the Jets, creative fans with custom jerseys will pick up the torch and continue the mockery no matter how old you are.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Fun New Game

(smbc-comics.com) - My girlfriend and I play a game called "sexual intercourse"...its not what you think, haha.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted October 10, 2009 by hammeredhead

Dumbest HS Football Play EVER

(youtube.com) - This kid won't live this one down...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted October 10, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, fail, football, youtube

The Ultimate Photobomb

(thisisphotobomb.com) - This is what happens when you have a technician intern who likes to photobomb.  Pure awesomeness.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted September 09, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: photobombing, humor, wtf

YouTube - Brainiac - Cheating Monkey

(youtube.com) - Blackjack - cheating scientist vs. Monkey.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted September 09, 2009 by KBlackwood

XKCD - Tornado Hunter

(xkcd.com) - I'm not sure we're doing this right.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, tornado

French Bulldog Rolls Over

(video.yahoo.com) - Help me please!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted September 09, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: puppies, humor, news

Kanye West Now In Your Office

(twitpic.com) - LMAO! I found this in the fridge at my office.. I had no idea that @Kanye was at my office today.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: kanye west, humor

Who needs a Phillies foul ball?

(abclocal.go.com) - During Phillies' Tuesday night sellout, a touching family moment turned into comic relief and a video that is drawing national attention.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted September 09, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: baseball, humor, news, people

Kitten in a Box

(imgur.com) - I wonder what the shipping cost would be?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted September 09, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: cat, humor, wtf, box

Lindsay Lohan...On Opposite Day

(tmz.com) - Who needs Twitter when you've got an ironic t-shirt to get your thoughts across? HAHAHA.

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted September 09, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Funniest Alligator Attack

(imgur.com) - You kinda feel sorry, but not really.

Comments: 2 Score: 10 Submitted September 09, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: alligator, humor, wtf, dog

Cats Don't Care

(imgur.com) - True, but why someone made this into a webcomic is well...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted September 09, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cats

Hitler: Lets clear something up right now

(img521.imageshack.us) - let's hold off on the name calling.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted September 09, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: bush, humor, politics, obama, hitler

I'm On A Boat - Navy Version

(youtube.com) - "I'm On A Boat," Navy style. Get your towels ready...

Comments: 1 Score: 11 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Chuck Norris was Here

(flickr.com) - Always be afraid of Chuck Norris

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: chuck norris, humor

Dear Starbucks - A Funny Letter

(stevenhumour.com) - A concerned patron of Starbucks writes a funny letter to the coffee giant about why you shouldn’t place a mirror on the opposing wall of the toilet.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, letter, starbucks

The Baconizer

(regretfulmorning.com) - Show me the BACONIZER!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, bacon

Task: Photoshop this semi-submerged model Result: Hilarity

(fark.com) - There is quite a lot of skill required, but man is that funny.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: fark, humor, photoshop

Maddox: I hope I get swine flu.

(thebestpageintheuniverse.net) - If you've spent more than a few minutes worrying about swine flu, you are an idiot. That's because it only takes a few minutes to look up the symptoms, mortality rate, and treatment to realize that it's no different from the common flu (which kills way more people and More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: pirates, swine flu, humor, maddox

XKCD - Tech Support Cheat Sheet

(xkcd.com) - Congratulations; You're now the local computer expert!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: tech support, xkcd, humor

If Schools Told The Truth

(cracked.com) - Another great cracked photoshop contest

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, photoshop, school

25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

(holytaco.com) - Now days, being homeless is more competitive than ever. Only the most clever and creative signs are going to get people to let go of their precious spare change. This makes for some pretty awesome homeless dude signage

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: homeless, humor

Cy&H - 2"

(explosm.net) - Should I get a haircut?

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cy&h

5 Stages Of Everyday Grief

(madatoms.com) - It explains a lot.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: grief, humor

How Men And Women Argue [flowchart]

(maxim.com) - Men and women have very different ways of arguing.  So, in a better effort to help couples understand each other (which, really, is what we're all about here at Maxim), we decided to break down the thought process of both a man and woman, during an argument.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: argue, flowchart, humor, women, men

Don't Ask Stupid Questions

(imgur.com) - The results could be devastating.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

The world's most badass jogger

(regretfulmorning.com) - Don't mess with this dude

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: jogger, humor, wtf

Don't mess with turtles

(img27.imageshack.us) - Seriously, don't.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: turtles, humor, wtf

Dilbert - Why are you like this?

(dilbert.com) - Another Dilber classic/

Comments: 1 Score: 8 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Flying Squirrel Karate Kick! [quick vid]

(joshhaley.soup.io) - There are two ways to get the nuts...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted August 08, 2009 by fuzzle

Tagged in: animals, cute, humor, squirrel

XKCD - Supported Features

(xkcd.com) - No, but who uses that?

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted August 08, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, linux

If Sarcasm Ruled the World

(cracked.com) - If there's one thing we could use more of, it's sarcasm. Sure it's a barrel of laughs when the guy behind you in line to tells you to "Take your time!" But wouldn't it be great if the ATM could give you crap as well? We asked you to show us More...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: sarcasm, humor

Apple vs Google vs Your Company

(talkingtext.com) - Can you spot the difference?

Comments: 2 Score: 9 Submitted August 08, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: google, technology, humor, apple

How much booze would it take to kill you?

(barstools.net) - Choose your drink and it will calculate how many drinks it would take to send you to your grave in a highly intoxicated state.

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted August 08, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: booze, humor, wtf

The Microsoft Yahoo merger [comic]

(denverpost.com) - Any info on how this microsoft yahoo merger will affect search engine habits?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted August 08, 2009 by politico

Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift

(spike.com) - A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and More...

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

XKCD - Understocked

(xkcd.com) - What is really going to happen at Obama's "Beer Summit"

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, tequila, beer, obama

PacMan pie chart

(thehumorarchives.com) - A funny chart of PacMan resemblance.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted July 07, 2009 by E-Man

Tagged in: pacman, humor, pie chart

Pseudo-Scientific Real World Testing: Is It Safer to Drive Drunk or On the Phone?

(maximumpc.com) - Fancy-pants scientists may say that cell phones may be worse than a nip of hooch when it comes to driving, so we did a quasiscientific and questionably legal experiment of our own to see just how seriously these twin menaces — cell phones and vodka — can affect driving ability. Using More...

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Nascar Safety

(cracked.com) - NASCAR views safety systems the way a child views green vegetables. Except way more stupid, since the child is not hurtling towards a wall at over 100 miles an hour with only asparagus to protect them.

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: safety, humor, nascar

Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever

(cracked.com) - Its official and hilarioius

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

XKCD - Estimation

(xkcd.com) - The author of the windows file copy dialog visits some friends.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

26 More Ridiculously Questionable T-Shirts [Pics]

(i-am-bored.com) - Several I had not seen...most are pretty funny.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: t-shirts, humor

How to Take a Joke

(imgur.com) - Get on with your life

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted July 07, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: howto, humor, joke

Ingenious Bum [pic]

(farm4.static.flickr.com) - I think he has a strategy that just might work.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: bum, humor, wtf

Burglar Leaves Note

(kfyrtv.com) - Hilarity ensues

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted July 07, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: burglar, humor, note

Patience Practice

(patiencepractice.com) - Wait for it.

Comments: 0 Score: -1 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: patience, humor, wtf
Tagged in: humor, wtf

Helen Keller Simulator

(helenkellersimulator.com) - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comments: 4 Score: 14 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: helen keller, humor, wtf

The Seven Types of Employees You Meet at Best Buy

(gizmodo.com) - Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That's because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, best buy, people

Reese Witherspoon

(officeofstrategicinfluence.com) - I can't type anything else I'll give it away.  Haha!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Beware of the?

(imgur.com) - I'm not sure how I would react to this one... 

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted July 07, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: animals, humor, wtf

Amazing Roller Babies [VIDEO]

(buzzfeed.com) - New Evian ad features babies doing all kinds of skate tricks on roller skates.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted July 07, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: babies, advertising, humor

Adult store burglary: Surveillance camera images combined into movie - Breaking News from the Press-Register - al.com

(blog.al.com) - The victim in this burglary that no one wants to talk about is the doll.  This probably should have been charged as a kidnapping and rape.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted July 07, 2009 by KBlackwood

Triumph At Bonnaroo Videos Are Here (For You To Poop On) - Video - Stereogum

(stereogum.com) - The Tonight Show's Triumph The Insult Comic Dog was everywhere at Bonnaroo '09 -- backstage, onstage, Tent City, the Discotheque Arcade, Scratch DJ Academy. We saw the puppet hound duet with animal rights activist Neko Case ("Do any of those dogs that you rescue get to watch you shower?") on More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: bonnaroo, humor, triumph

Why the popemobile has bullet-proof glass

(smbc-comics.com) - It's complicated.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, pope

Pacman on Twitter...

(20.media.tumblr.com) - What would happen if Pacman was on twitter

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: pacman, twitter, humor

PHP5.3 Adds the "goto" control structure and references XKCD in the docs

(us3.php.net) - Any programmer that actually uses this deserves the ensuing velociraptor attack!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, php, programming

Vegan?

(flickr.com) - keep being awesome!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: carnivore, vegan, humor, wtf

Peter Griffin Motivational Posters

(sloshspot.com) - Peter Griffin seemingly has it all: good friends, a healthy family, and a hot redheaded wife he has managed to hang onto despite his arguable weight problem. I think we can all learn a thing or two about living, loving and drinking from the simplistic thinking of this fine specimen More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Telespoof.com - Caller ID Spoofing Service

(telespoof.com) - Telespoof.com offers the first domestic Caller ID spoofing service, allowing business professionals to remain anonymous when making calls. It is also a lot of fun to prank your friends using the service.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted June 06, 2009 by E-Man

Invisible Rope Prank

(manolith.com) - A harmless and fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, prank

How Drunkenness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

(sloshspot.com) - Likeliness of getting laid vs Number of drinks consumed

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: booze, humor

Cracked Explains Tattoos

(cracked.com) - Tattoos are an excellent way to turn a single drunken decision into a lifetime of disfigurement and regret, which normally requires a car.  Tattoos are associated with criminal gangs, the armed forces, and whiny white teenagers desperate for attention.  Attempts to get all three to attend a common "Tattoo Conference" have unfortunately failed.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: tattoo, humor

The Cougar Reference Manual

(madatoms.com) - Now you know.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: cougar, humor

Cy&H - Marathon

(explosm.net) - Yeah, that's fairly obvious

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cy&h

XKCD - Voynich Manuscript

(xkcd.com) - ...Dear Lord, it is obvious.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Heaven vs Hell

(e-squillace.com) - So that is the difference...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: heaven, hell, humor

The ducks in the bathroom are not mine

(27bslash6.com) - Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted June 06, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: ducks, humor, wtf

Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas'

(theonion.com) - In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas." "Today, Americans face a great many challenges, and I hear your desperate calls for More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: onion, change, humor, politics, obama

Danger of Death By Failing

(flickr.com) - Obviously, do not fail...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fail

XKCD - Designated Drivers

(xkcd.com) - The logistics of who can get drunk are non-trivial.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, logistics, drinking

Creator of "Beavis and Butt-Head" and "King of the Hil" Has a New Target: Environmentalists

(online.wsj.com) - Director Mike Judge’s new animated television series “The Goode Family” is a send-up of a clan of environmentalists who live by the words “What would Al Gore do?” Gerald and Helen Goode want nothing more than to minimize their carbon footprint. They feed their dog, Che, only veggies (much to More...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by coco0860

How to Mix an Exploding Drink

(wired.com) - You've seen the YouTube clips demonstrating the riotous effect of dropping Mentos into Diet Coke. Why not turn the fizzy fun into an epic party prank of your own? Here's our recipe for a little cocktail we call the Manhattan Project.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Overkill?

(flickr.com) - Methinks this might be just a bit much.

Comments: 3 Score: 13 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, tonka truck, wtf

If Classic Fairy Tales Took Place in Jersey (Comic)

(cracked.com) - In this week's comic, we learn that changing the location can change a lot about a story.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Police use Taser on fake cougar

(redorbit.com) - Police in Michigan responding to a report of a cougar on the loose said they ended up shooting a large toy cat with a Taser stun gun.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: police, humor, wtf, cougar, taser

XKCD - Outreach

(xkcd.com) - I want to be a scientist.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, shark

Awesome hat.

(craftster.org) - Even though its on a kid, I still want one...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: hat, humor, shark

Cy&H - Vag

(explosm.net) - Dude, I know but I'm not arguing that.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The Real Difference between Standard and High Definition

(img30.imageshack.us) - The real difference between standard and high definition.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Epic Jump

(laughters.org) - Truly remarkable.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, epic

Flip Flops + Superglue + Guy w/Beer = Hilarious

(kensingtonvictoria.com) - Yet another humorous animated gif!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, prank

The Game

(abstrusegoose.com) - I think it's time to throw him off of his game with a completely random curveball.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, relationships

22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job

(cracked.com) - Usually leaving your job involves giving two weeks notice, sending some appreciative goodbye emails and, if you've put in 30-40 years at the company, they might get some cake to send you off. We know that leaving a bad last impression can make all of our work moot, and so More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: jobs, humor, photoshop

XKCD - CNR

(xkcd.com) - Can't and shouldn't

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: condoms, xkcd, humor

Real Life 404 Message

(img154.imageshack.us) - When construction workers understand internet jargon.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: 404 error, internet, humor

Helen Keller on Twitter

(twitter.com) - Horrible yet hilarious!!!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: helen keller, humor, wtf, twitter

If The Food Doesn't Kill You, The Waitress Will!

(dlisted.com) - Crystal Samuel had her eatin' shirt on and was all ready to get crazy on an All-Star breakfast at a Waffle House in Clarendon County, SC, but that shit never came! Crystal said that all her friends got their food and started eating, but she sat there waffle-less. That's when More...

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted May 05, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: waffle house, humor, news

Gymnast + Big Red Ball + Fail = Win

(img2.pict.com) - Amazing physics going on there as well...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: gymnastics, humor, fail, balls

Two Girls One Duck!

(clipshack.com) - A 100 ft water-hating Rubberduckzilla wreaks havoc in Japan and saves two hot Japanese college girls.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Open Post: Hosted By A Tender Moment Gone Wrong

(dlisted.com) - Here is a mostly precious video of a chihuahua and a pussy sharing a beautiful moment together. The two canoodle while giving each other love licks, until the pussy gets a little too close to the chihuahua's private areas and that's when things turn ugly! I know the how the cat feels, this is happens to me all the time.

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted May 05, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: pets, humor, love

Man complains his pizza has no topping - until he realises it is upside down

(telegraph.co.uk) - A telephone call by a shopper who rings a helpline to complain that his pizza has no topping before realising it is upside down, has become an internet sensation.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: idiot, humor, pizza

Cy&H - Religious Tolerance

(explosm.net) - Hey, wanna come to my bar mitzvah on Saturday?

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cy&h

Justin Timberlake on 'SNL': Mother Lover and Immigrant dreams - Shiny Objects

(blogs.suntimes.com) - This just in. Justin Timberlake is awesome. The pop star, actor and skinny tie enthusiast hosted "Satuday Night Live" for the third time in his already illustrious career last evening, and to be perfectly honest, he killed. Killed, Jerry. Killed. Timberlake's ability to be the coolest guy in the room without trying -- and More...

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted May 05, 2009 by celee

James Bond - Just The Facts

(cracked.com) - 1. James Bond is an ageless British super-spy with the ability to drink limitless vodka martinis and have sex with any woman he desires. 2. There are 22 Bond films, not counting Never Say Never Again, which is sort of like the adopted child of the Bond movies in that it More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, movies, james bond

A Tribute to Longcat

(speaklolspeak.com) - If you are a fan of Longcat, then check this out. If you've never heard of Longcat then check this out.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: longcat, humor, wtf

True Friendship

(img141.imageshack.us) - Either that or a politician in the making.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: friends, humor, people

Pacman has some issues...

(flickr.com) - Seriously, this guy needs help.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: pacman, humor, wtf

Kangaroos Are Evil

(img11.imageshack.us) - We have proof...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: animals, kangaroo, humor

SMBC - Report Card

(smbc-comics.com) - Billy, did you really think I'd believe this?

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, report card

Sleeping Hamster

(dlisted.com) - Here's a clip of a tiny hamster with a serious case of the tireds.

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted May 05, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: cute, humor, hamster

Well Well Well

(pics.blameitonthevoices.com) - What do we have here.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures, wtf, well

Humorous Signs

(fox40.com) - 80 pics in the gallery. You may have seen a few of them, but I can guarantee that at least one (or more) will make you chuckle.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures

How to Shut Up a Nigerian Scammer

(img67.imageshack.us) - I imagine this would be pretty much fool proof.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: scam, humor

An Unsinkable Ship, You Say?

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - You owe me a soda.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, titanic

Giving Up

(canucklehead.ca) - Its on the rise...hahahaha

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

KFC Witness Protection Program

(i684.photobucket.com) - This chicken has too much blackmail on Pamela Anderson...so they are protecting him until they can guarantee a fair trial.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, kfc, wft, chicken

The Red Neck Tank Top

(themovieblog.com) - Creative, yes. Redneck, 100%

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: redneck, humor, tank top, wtf

Top 10: Bad Pickup Lines

(askmen.com) - “Great legs, what time do they open?”

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted May 05, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: top ten, humor, pickup lines

Smart and Efficient Cow

(izismile.com) - This cow is a genius.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cow

"5 Accidental, Life-Changing, Real Reply-Alls" by Jason Michaels on CollegeHumor

(collegehumor.com) - A while ago I asked people to send in screen caps of horrendous technological communication blunders. Below are the top 5 reply-all disasters. Thanks for everyone who sent in submissions, and if you have any other funny texts, facebook messages, or reply-alls please send them to texticularcancer@gmail.com.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted May 05, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: email, humor, reply all

Obama: "I'm surrounded by idiots"

(media.sacbee.com) - Face palm!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted May 05, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: face palm, humor, obama

XKCD - Packages

(xkcd.com) - I love getting packages.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted May 05, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, packages, ebay, fbi

xkcd - A Webcomic - Snopes

(xkcd.com) - The truth about Snopes

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: snopes, xkcd, humor

Swine flu image by CaptainFailcon on Photobucket

(media.photobucket.com) - It's a pre-pandemic panic.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted April 04, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: swine flu, humor, wtf

Fear a high school reunion? Hire a stripper

(reuters.com) - Comedy writer Andrea Wachner hated the idea of going to her 10-year high school reunion so much that she hired a stripper to go instead, and what followed, she says, was a comical study in human nature.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

What do cheerleaders love?

(gossipgamers.com) - That's it, I'm changing schools.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cheerleaders

Nicolas Cage Is Concerned Once More

(goodtimescomics.com) - Seems like it might be a good idea to me.

Comments: 1 Score: 13 Submitted April 04, 2009 by E-Man

Caught on Facebook

(facebookstatus.org) - Hi Kyle, I believe the proof you are after is below.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: facebook, humor

Teenage mutant ninja turtle

(dlisted.com) - They must be really big fans.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: humor

I Ate the World's Largest Cheeto Over the World's Most Expensive Keyboard

(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

XKCD - Parental Trolling

(xkcd.com) - Hey dad, look at this old music video.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: parenting, xkcd, humor, rick roll

Abstruse Goose - Friends

(abstrusegoose.com) - How to determine what level your friendship is at.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: friends, humor, wtf

Worst Logo EVER

(andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) - Hahahahaha. I mean, do they not have people peer review these things?

Comments: 0 Score: 15 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: catholic church, humor, wtf

Nothing beats the durex warranty

(flickr.com) - In that case...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: condoms, humor, wtf, durex

Crazy Hat

(dlisted.com) - A lady wearing a hat.

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: hat, humor, old lady

Portrait Of A Lady

(dlisted.com) - Please curtsy before this refined and pristine lady! This portrait is like the modern day Mona Lisa, right? This striking work of art came about after 25-year-old Nicole Marty of Long Island was arrested after she got high, got in her car and crashed it into a pole with her 9-year-old in the passenger seat.

Comments: 1 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: drunk girl, humor

Hilarious Headlines -- Editorial Errors or Inside Jokes?

(asylum.com) - Your eyes have no choice. They are drawn to the headline. Some are memorably brilliant -- "Ford to City: Drop Dead" comes to mind -- but sometimes a headline achieves the opposite effect. Apparently the proofreaders at even the most venerable publications have the occasional hiccup. That or they've got More...

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: headlines, humor

Police say mom ordered daughters out, drove off

(wjla.com) - Usually, it's an empty threat: "If you kids don't stop fighting, I'm going to stop this car right now and leave you here!" But a mother from an upper-crust New York suburb went through with it, ordering her battling 10- and 12-year-old daughters out of her car in White Plains' More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted April 04, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: mother, children, humor

The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

(holytaco.com) - During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you're at during the night.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: booze, humor, drinking

Cy&H - Clothes in the fridge

(explosm.net) - I do that all the time.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor

Swinging Stiletto: Stripper Attacked by Co-Worker with High Heel

(fox8.com) - AKRON, Ohio - The Akron Police Department is investigating a fight between two exotic dancers at a strip club -- that sent one of the entertainers to the hospital. The victim, Jo Ellen Nolan, 52, says she recently lost her job so she accepted a friend's offer to take a position More...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted April 04, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: humor, news, strippers

People who look exactly the same in all pictures

(izismile.com) - It might give you a slight headache.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: humor

Scammers

(thedoghousediaries.com) - These guys are good...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: scam, humor

First Day

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - You must be respected.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: respect, humor, wtf

Cats Bitter Disappointment After Sneaking Up On Pigeon.

(liveleak.com) - Its funnier the second time...

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: animals, humor, cats

XKCD - Can't Sleep

(xkcd.com) - Baa. Baaa

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: sheep, xkcd, humor

Cat Fax

(img9.imageshack.us) - If you've ever wondered why the fax machine had a hair ball...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by fuzzle

Tagged in: animals, humor, cats

Vote Darwin

(imgur.com) - Very gradual change we can believe in.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by politico

If Every Wish Backfired Horribly

(cracked.com) - How many times have you wished for something only to have some horrible misinterpretation of that wish granted in some horrible way? If you're Jim Carrey, or the star of a coming-of-age comedy, this happens to you all the time. We asked you guys to play genie with Photoshop. The winner is below, but first the runners-up.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: wish, humor, photoshop

XKCD - Well 2

(xkcd.com) - The uncomfortable truths well strikes again.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, well

Best Halloween Costume

(img210.imageshack.us) - Creative and funny. Also, the look on the guys face is priceless.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

How to Excite a Man

(everydaypeoplecartoons.com) - How to excite a man.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, body, people

Dirty Fruit Humor

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fruit

XKCD - Matrix Revisited

(xkcd.com) - Today was the 10th anniversary of the release of the Matrix.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: matrix, xkcd, humor

Why boys need parents

(izismile.com) - One should always keep an eye on them or they will do plenty of stupid things.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures

How Long Could You Last On A Gay Pirate Ship?

(howlongcouldyoulastonagaypirateship.com) - You have been taken hostage on a gay pirate ship. You are forced to swab the deck and set the sails. See how long you would last before you would jump ship or walk the plank.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted April 04, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, gay pirate ship

If TV Science was more like REAL Science

(phdcomics.com) - Serial killers would have plenty of time to get away...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, science

Lost Cat

(burbia.com) - Reward if you find him and don't return him.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cats

Man Pays Neighbor $2500 to Impregnate His Wife - 72 Attempts Later, Hilarity Ensues

(i641.photobucket.com) - There is a good heaping of both irony, and wtf all in a humorous package.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: sex, humor, wtf

XKCD - Security Question

(xkcd.com) - Behind the...nice try.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

(theonion.com) - Another good video entry from The Onion.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by E-Man

Tagged in: black, onion, humor

New NINE INCH NAILS album STROBE LIGHT producted by Timerland

(nin.com) - To download NIN's new full-length album Strobe Light, PRODUCED BY TIMBALAND, enter a valid email address in the fields below. A download link will be sent to you immediately. Your credit card will be charged $18.98 plus a $10 digital delivery convenience fee. Your files will arrive as windows media More...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Google's got jokes - gMail autopilot

(mail.google.com) - As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted April 04, 2009 by sweeneytodd

XKCD - Fermirotica

(xkcd.com) - Hey! No statistical voyeurism!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted April 04, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: voyeur, xkcd, humor, statistics

Google Introducing the gBall

(google.com.au) - Building on our core strength in search, Google was approached by a number of Australian rules football leagues to apply our technology in their search for new talent. In response, Google, in partnership with the official supplier of matchballs to the AFL, Sherrin, has developed the gBall. Incorporating specially developed More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, april fools, humor, gball

How the stock market REALLY works [pic]

(businesspundit.com) - Understand now?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: stock market, humor

How to Talk to a Mechanic

(basicinstructions.net) - While it is rewarding to make repairs yourself, sometimes you will have an automotive problem you can't fix.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

I really hope google is wrong on this one...

(twitpic.com) - But even more serious of a question is who actually did this "search".

Comments: 0 Score: -2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: google, humor, wtf

Julia Roberts Raptor [pic]

(kupax.com) - I don't know why this is so funny, but I am literally laughing out loud...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, raptor, wtf, julia roberts

How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk

(basicinstructions.net) - I have learned some valuable information today...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fighting

Team USA Happy To Be Back Playing For Money

(theonion.com) - Back with their respective teams after a second disappointing showing in the World Baseball Classic, Team USA expressed relief to be playing for money again instead of the national pride that supposedly motivates them in the international tournament. "It really feels good to get back to being tangibly compensated for More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: onion, baseball, sports, humor

How a programmer reads your resume

(hanovsolutions.com) - Well, at least now you know.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: resume, humor

Logic Fail

(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you...

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, hunting, wtf, fail

A College Junior's Daily Routine - 1st Semester vs 3rd Semester [flowchart]

(regretfulmorning.com) - Sticking to a productive college schedule is a lot like sticking to your “be healthy” new years resolution. For a few weeks we’ll wake up and blast “Eye of the Tiger” while guzzling protein shakes and gearing up for some cardio. But on a Friday in early February More...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: college, flowchart, humor

An Abstinence Program with 100% success [pic]

(images.teamsugar.com) - All for only $15/month

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: abstinence, humor

Shaq Finds Mysterious Inscriptions Written On Basketball

(theonion.com) - "Which ultimately means that we are caught in some kind of cosmic lie," O'Neal added. "All my efforts to create a Shaqtopia were for naught."

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: onion, humor, shaq

Who loves cookies more than this guy?

(pictureisunrelated.com) - Nobody. That’s who...

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, cookies

Mario has a change of heart

(screencast.com) - Its about time he figured this one out.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: mario, humor

Firecracker Wake Up

(funnyordie.com) - This is why I don't make friends with buttholes.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: firecracker, humor

I did not evolve

(nicelol.com) - obviously

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: evolution, humor, wtf

XKCD - Well

(xkcd.com) - The uncomfortable truths well.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, well

Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

(currentconfig.com) - Put simply, there is a right way to hang the toilet paper, and a wrong way. Read on to determine the status of your own roll.

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

10 more signs you need to go on a diet

(bannedinhollywood.com) - Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them. Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: fat people, humor, wtf

Aww, cute! The paperclip is a bone... Wait WTF?

(joethepeacock.com) - My wife works for the Humane Society. As a result, every gift giving occasion ends up with her receiving all sorts of animal related tchotskys and trinkets. This year, she got these cute little "bone" paperclips for her birthday.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor

How to pay for the US deficit

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: humor

YouTube - Bill O'Reilly Flips Out after Rick Roll

(youtube.com) - Caution - expletives used.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

5 Ridiculous Andy Samberg Music Spoof Videos

(unrealitymag.com) - Nothing is more random than Samberg’s spoof music videos. Again, I think it takes a special kind of sense of humor to laugh at this stuff. But if you have it, these videos are nothing short of amazing.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: videos, humor, andy samberg

Philosophy of Physics - Final Exam

(smbc-comics.com) - Is it possible...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Taco Bell Launches New 'Morning After' Burrito

(theonion.com) - Hot on the heels of last week's FDA approval, on Monday PepsiCo subsidiary Taco Bell launched its controversial "morning after" burrito, a zesty, Mexican-style entree that prevents unwanted pregnancies if ingested within 36 hours following intercourse.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

35 Interesting and Fun Alcohol Facts

(cognac.com) - Today we wanted to cover alcohol facts that are either surprising, funny or just fun to know. It’s amazing to know that Ohio has a law than bans giving any alcohol to fishes. We are not sure what caused this law to come into effect but there is one. And More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: alcohol, facts, humor

Google Classic

(data.boomerang.nl) - Please allow 30 days for search results

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, humor

Onion Store: iFeast Gift Box

(store.theonion.com) - Finally, A Portable Pet Feeding/Watering System For Your MP3 Player

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by E-Man

Tagged in: gift, onion, humor, box

Barstool Design Win

(failblog.org) - This would be comfortable if the ergonomic features were a little "deeper".

Comments: 1 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: barstool, humor, wtf, balls

Kid paints 60ft willy on roof of parents' house

(thesun.co.uk) - Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house. But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, google earth

San Francisco Snuggie Pub Crawl

(blogs.sfweekly.com) - Many had spent hours bedazzling, trimming, and refashioning their Snuggies for the blanket-inspired costume party. Snuga-jawea and her friend, the Snugador (Matador + Snuggie), showed up. So did Lady Snug-ga (Lady GaGa in Snuggie). There was a distinguished Roman soldier, and an Alice in Wonder-Snuggie, plenty of wizards, and a More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

XKCD - Lithium Batteries

(xkcd.com) - Timeline of commercial uses of lithium batteries

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, batteries, humor

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Update: Nicolas Fehn

(hulu.com) - Just hilarious!!!

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by granite777

Bachelorette party prop (penis) spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest

(kansas.com) - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse. So much going on here...must read!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, inflatable penis, wtf

Fail Blog Fail?

(farm4.static.flickr.com) - Knight, Jed I

Comments: 1 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, fail

Photo: Shaq kills and eats Michelin Man

(sports.yahoo.com) - "Like many 'generalized' carnivores, the Common or Desert Shaquille O'Neal — Aristotle Twitttulina — is a surprisingly adaptable predator, even if it is rather conservative in diet and choice of foraging habitat."

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf, shaq

My dad is a math teacher

(img14.imageshack.us) - How old are you daddy?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor

I hate Dane Cook

(slightlyoverdressed.com) - Just wanted everybody to know. That is all.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, dane cook

My Little Nightmare

(dlisted.com) - Artist Mari Kasurinen took My Little Pony and transformed into classic movie characters.

Comments: 1 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: toys, humor

Colbert vs. Steele: The Conservative Rap-Off

(blog.indecisionforever.com) - Dawg, did you see Young Ceezy bring it to Mike Steele of the Notorious GOP last night? Shit was tighter than a Grover Norquist-approved federal budget, son! It was hotter than the earth under the motherfucking Clear Skies Act of 2003, yo! Check it!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Pirates and Ninjas: Emacs or Vi?

(philosecurity.org) - In the great debates of Pirates vs. Ninjas and Emacs vs. Vi, there is one overarching question: Do Pirates and Ninjas use Emacs or Vi?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Unemployed Stuff to do list

(img296.imageshack.us) - 1. Make list 2. Cross off item #1

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: list, humor

Buffalo - A Story of Courage

(lulu.com) - Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Comments: 2 Score: 16 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: buffalo, books, humor

6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever

(cracked.com) - Some country has to be worst one on Earth, and based on the conversation they heard you having in your hotel room last night, North Korea is really worried that you might think it's them. Unfortunately for North Korea (and fortunately for us) they're just as bad at looking good as More...

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: north korea, humor, wtf

12 More Drunk Photos You Don't Want to be In

(sloshspot.com) - There is something to be said for proper documentation of a good night out on the town. There is also something to be said for avoiding that documentation when you become blacked-out on the town, for when you end up passing out in the gutter with your Mardi Gras beads More...

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: booze, humor, pictures

The Ultimate Guide To Twitter

(joethepeacock.com) - So, after spending a week exploring all the facets of Twitter after more than tripling my followers in 48 hours, I've become quite the expert on the darling of the social networking media marketing blitz thing whatever.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: twitter, humor

XKCD - No Pun Intended

(xkcd.com) - My hobby

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: pun, xkcd, humor

An Honest Scammer

(3.bp.blogspot.com) - Good luck in finding an idiot.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: scam, humor, wtf

Low Budget Math

(imglol.com) - Low Budget Math.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The Real American Economy

(img4.imageshack.us) - How sad, yet how true.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: economy, money, humor

No Unibrows

(threadbombing.com) - This sign rocks!

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures

Explain This Image - Hugh Hefner's nightmare...

(explainthisimage.com) - Can you explain this? Also, awesome site.

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures, wtf

Open Post: Hosted By Stephen Colbert

(dlisted.com) - This morning on Today, Stephen Colbert, master of masters, admitted that he has twatted before.

Comments: 1 Score: 11 Submitted March 03, 2009 by celee

Charlotte Bobcats Seeded 7th In NIT

(theonion.com) - The Bobcats' locker room exploded with joy and relief Sunday when coach Larry Brown informed the team that they had defied expectations by squeaking into the National Invitational Tournament and would face off against Division 2 powerhouse West Virginia in the first round.

Comments: 0 Score: -2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: nit, sports, humor, basketball

AmazingSuperPowers: 3D Movie

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - This 3D movie ROCKS!

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, movies

XKCD - 1000 Times

(xkcd.com) - Honest vs Dishonest

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bailout, xkcd, humor

Failblog's UN-Fail - Beer its what's for breakfast

(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - It's how I make it through the morning.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, beer, fail

The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament

(holytaco.com) - Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, tournament, douchebag
Tagged in: humor

YouTube - The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

(youtube.com) - A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their arses the previous evening. (Warning: Foul Language)

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: funny, humor, drinking, news

XKCD - Students

(xkcd.com) - You're projects are due today by 5:00pm

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: students, xkcd, humor

Why Citi is going broke...

(milehightopsites.com) - Maybe this explains why some of these big institutions are going under...they just don't get "common sense".

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, wtf, citi, credit cards

GOAN and SMEE

(87.117.204.37) - How to not win the trip to Bali

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, wtf

20 More Of The All-Time Greatest Photobombers

(nextround.net) - Forever ago we put together a photo essay of the twenty greatest photobombers. It was wildly successful and we’ve been dating models ever since. Seeing as how photobombing has increased in popularity and we want to continue to date models we’ve decided to go back to the well for twenty more. Enjoy.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: photobombing, humor

BustedTees - Free Tibet

(bustedtees.com) - Wear this when you're not committed enough to douse your robes in kerosene and light yourself on fire.

Comments: 1 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: humor, tibet, t-shirts

The 4 Most Impressive Wastes of Time On Record

(cracked.com) - Why do something productive, when you can do something.....not productive.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: humor, wtf, waste of time

Twitter / cwalken

(twitter.com) - Name Chris Walken Location Manhattan Clusterflock Evangelist

Comments: 4 Score: 13 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Octo-Dad

(time.com) - I'm not sure which one is worse...

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: humor, politics, obama

100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angles

(hongkiat.com) - They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes this ain’t exactly right. Distance overlapping, positions, and timing can sometimes create a brand new perspective of a photo. This weekend, we want to show you 100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angle, a compilation of photos taken at More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: humor, pictures, art

Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table

(break.com) - College was awesome.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: drunk girl, humor, wtf, bra

Steak and BJ Day

(steakandbjday.com) - You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that More...

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, steak, blowjob

You'll Never Get Laid in this Apartment. Ever!

(thegrumpiest.com) - Space, the final frontier. Final frontier for this guy since he'll never get laid!

Comments: 0 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

Tagged in: nerd wtf, star trek, humor

Sexism - Funny and Honest [pic]

(vivapixel.com) - How true, how true.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by hammeredhead

Tagged in: humor, sexism

Obama makes it rain

(img17.imageshack.us) - Also, he is kinda a pimp

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by politico

Tagged in: humor, wtf, obama

Now This is a Cover Letter - Above the Law - A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful

(abovethelaw.com) - Everybody has written a cover letter. The vast majority of people write the same cover letter, because there aren't more than a couple of ways of doing it right. They're boring to write, they're excruciatingly boring to read, and really the only point is to prove that the person writing More...

Comments: 2 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by KBlackwood

iDaft - The Daft Punk's Console

(najle.com) - Truly awesome.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: technology, humor, daft punk

Where do baby storks come from?

(explosm.net) - He never came back.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The Apple Product Cycle

(misterbg.org) - Smiling Asian BusinessmenAn obscure component manufacturer somewhere in the Pacific Rim announces a major order for some bleeding-edge piece of technology that could conceivably become part of an expensive, digital-lifestyle-enhancing nerd toy.

Comments: 1 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by sweeneytodd

Tagged in: apple, humor

The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll

(cracked.com) - My name’s Ken. I came home from the store a year ago in the company of two new Barbie dolls and Lindsey Blackman, our owner. My hobbies include wearing clothes and sitting. My life consists of an endless parade of weddings and dates and vacations that I find myself going More...

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: barbie, humor

XKCD - Not Enough Work

(xkcd.com) - Haiku?

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: work, xkcd, humor

Dilbert - I've Fallen in Love with my Phone

(dilbert.com) - Are you even listening?

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: cell phones, dilbert, humor

Candyland Dental Program

(explosm.net) - You don't need to worry about that.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, candyland

If browsers were women

(sharenator.org) - If browsers were women...

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: browsers, humor

Don't Shoplift

(forwardon.com) - Create way to discourage shoplifting.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, shoplifting

Goatee

(explosm.net) - Be honest.

Comments: 1 Score: 8 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: goatee, humor, wtf

Brave Dog

(verydodgy.com) - If you've ever owned a small dog, you'll know this is true.

Comments: 0 Score: 7 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, humor, dog

Bjork and Puffy have a "Conversation"

(img6.imageshack.us) - Its everything you imagined it could be and more.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bjork, humor, wtf, puffy

THere's Trouble Brewing, Guys

(img17.imageshack.us) - I hope this isn't true...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, humor, beer

XKCD - Etch-a-Sketch

(xkcd.com) - Lets be friends.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: etch-a-sketch, xkcd, humor

WTF?!?

(i39.tinypic.com) - A man on a horse rides under an 18 wheeler?

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

How The Frat Guy's Mind Works

(holytaco.com) - Everyone's brain works differently. Here's the journey a thought goes through in a frat guy's brain. Start at "Am I Talking To Someone With Boobs" and work counter-clockwise.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: frat guys, humor

Passive Aggressive Door Holding Game

(flickr.com) - Passive Aggressive Door Holding Game.

Comments: 0 Score: 9 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: games, humor

At the Bench

(abstrusegoose.com) - Being a mad scientist in real life isn't as fun as in the movies.

Comments: 0 Score: 2 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dna, humor, mad scientist

XKCD - Density

(xkcd.com) - Cons: Ruined Life

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted March 03, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: density, xkcd, humor, meme

Cat Carrier

(rulingcatsanddogs.com) - Whether you have an exuberant 'Tom' or a just a new kitten, you need our Tabby Tote.

Comments: 1 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, humor, wtf, cats

Is Chris Brown A Genius?

(i43.tinypic.com) - Or did he just make a terrible mistake?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Particle Physics Gives Me A...

(splitreason.com) - Particle Physics t-shirt

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, physics, t-shirts

Gettin High With Dinosaurs

(youtube.com) - Awesome video by The Whitest Kids U'Know

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dinosaurs, humor, wtf, youtube

Once upon a time...

(flickr.com) - Once upon a time there were no taxes...

Comments: 0 Score: 1 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

XKCD - Kindle

(xkcd.com) - ebooks are for chumps.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, kindle

Speling Remainz Obstakul for Starkvil, MS

(sportingnews.com) - Starkville has had problems with signage before, but this is...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: mississippi, sports, humor

Sorry to Burst Your Bubble Dudes...

(i39.tinypic.com) - That's the future.

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, facebook, awesome, twitter

Wall Street Victims

(mcphee.com) - If you thought this was going to be a serious story about people, you were hilariously wrong. Its actually 3" vinyl figures for you to buy.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: toys, humor, wtf, wall street

Baby Mop

(bookofjoe.com) - Make your children work for their keep.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: babies, humor, mop, wtf

Teddy Bear for Single Men

(random-good-stuff.com) - Pure genius.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, teddy bear

Squirrel Underpants

(baronbob.com) - Yes, you read that right. Underpants for squirrels. This is the perfect gift for the person who has everything, because unless they really do have everything then I doubt they have squirrel underpants (or else they have issues).

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: clothes, humor, squirrel, wtf

We Salute You, Capt. Obvious

(i42.tinypic.com) - Its an actual Capt. Obvious!

Comments: 0 Score: 10 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Man's Greatest Invention To Date

(kontraband.co.uk) - Man's Greatest Invention To Date

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, hottub, humor

9 Truthful Celebrity Autobiographies

(holytaco.com) - Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful.

Comments: 1 Score: 10 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: celebrity, humor

Baby Slippers?!?

(divinecaroline.com) - Seriously who would buy these things?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: babies, slippers, humor, wtf

Pouring Salt on Snails [comic]

(explosm.net) - What are you up to?

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

6 Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck

(cracked.com) - You hear about these mythical jobs now and then, and maybe even run into somebody who has one of them. These people seem to be living in a magical land where a man can make a nice paycheck doing the things he would be doing if he had no job More...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: jobs, humor

Women's Mysteries: Demystified

(loverslobby.com) - We've been around women for almost our lives. Yet, there are many things about them that we just can't understand. Here we uncover a woman's most intriguing mysteries.

Comments: 0 Score: 6 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: women, humor

Without the Super, He's Just a Man

(viralnerd.com) - Don't get me wrong, you are both excellent plumbers...

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, mario, video games

Is this the coolest halloween costume ever?

(flickr.com) - A: Quite possibly.

Comments: 0 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: costumes, halloween, humor, wtf

Obama shocked during a school visit

(flickr.com) - Obama shocked during a school visit

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online

(collegehumor.com) - Slightly NSFW, but humorous disturbing and insightful all at the same time.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, porn

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

(holytaco.com) - Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by gordon28

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Water Tourture [pic]

(i40.tinypic.com) - Someone please help me!

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, humor, cats

Family Guy - Top 10 Drunkest Moments

(adultswim.com) - "The Game of Drink" - why did our family not make this a part of game night when we were growing up? You can bet we're starting a new tradition right now.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, family guy, humor

XKCD - Music DRM

(xkcd.com) - Lucky for you that will always be free

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: music, xkcd, humor, drm

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

(hotchickswithdouchebags.com) - I'm douchebag1, your humble guide into the dark cultural trainwreck of hottie/douchey commingling. This site is all about poking fun at douche-scrotes and the hotties who love them. If you're in a photo and upset about the verbal smackdown you morally and spiritually deserve, email me and I'll take down the photo. Otherwise, douche-on!!

Comments: 2 Score: 7 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

There's nothing the iPhone can't do

(brightlywound.com) - Hmm, I stand corrected.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: iphone, humor

Wake Up Your Cat, Take a Picture

(somethingawful.com) - Title says it all...

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: cats, humor

Recession Happiness Kit

(forum.lessthandot.com) - All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, recession, wtf

The most awesome train EVER

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: train, humor, wtf

How fanboys view the world [pic]

(img95.imageshack.us) - How fanboys view the world

Comments: 0 Score: 3 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, linux, apple, microsoft

Google Maps - Kayak across the Pacific Ocean?

(maps.google.com) - Is that really the fastest way?

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, google maps, humor

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

(asplode.net) - Make sure to read the wtf for more funness.

Comments: 2 Score: 5 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The McNuggetini

(thisrecording.com) - Alie’s obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, humor, mcnugget, wtf

'Wash by hand... in coleslaw': The hilarious examples of mangled English from around the world

(dailymail.co.uk) - It is the most widely spoken language on Earth and has produced some of the most wonderful literature known to man. But for non-native speakers, the English language's inconsistencies in spelling and grammar mean that it is often frustratingly difficult to make yourself understood.

Comments: 0 Score: 4 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

The Ultimate Villain

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: people, humor

Booger

(explosm.net) - Hey dude, check out this gnarly booger.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

She's a Keeper

(cracked.com) - I...I thought I was the only one.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Today was the worst day ever

(explosm.net) - Today was the worst day ever

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

hahahahah

(flickr.com) - haha?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Romantic Steak Dinner [pic]

(i43.tinypic.com) - If this won't set the mood...

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, steak, wtf, food

Saturday Night

(img6.imageshack.us) - Just keep looking around...it get better and better and better.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

A REAL piechart

(i730.photobucket.com) - The data is indisputable.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

How to scar your child for life [pic]

(davezilla.com) - Who would do this?

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Women drivers - compilation

(youtube.com) - I kid, I kid

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: people, humor

Beauty is skin deep [comic]

(explosm.net) - But what if she doesn't have any skin?

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Bacon Flow Chart

(2.bp.blogspot.com) - An example of how people who love bacon process a simple decision.

Comments: 1 Score: 17 Submitted February 02, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: food, humor

Get away from me you perfect monster

(dilbert.com) - Dilbert on why it would be impossible for a geek to date "the perfect woman"

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: geek, dilbert, humor

Hello ladies of the internet!

(i43.tinypic.com) - I must stress again this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. I am not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, people

Pictures of People with Excessive Bling

(uncoached.com) - Every time I hear the word “Bling” I kind of throw up in my mouth a little bit. I think my brain processes that word and I instantly think of MTV or Cribs or whatever the hell you kids are into these days. Stop saying Bling. More...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The Blind Cowboy and the Blonde Joke

(hotdickencider.com) - An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: blonde jokes, humor

You sir, are doing it right

(news.gotgame.com) - Who needs sleep...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf, people

Calvin and Hobbs explain the financial crisis

(2.bp.blogspot.com) - There's LOTS of demand.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bailout, humor

The Circle of Life: Jocks vs. Nerds

(cracked.com) - Funny, yet somehow slightly depressing.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Don’t Be Like Jessica Simpson

(cracked.com) - Lately, there’s been a lot of questions about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. Questions like: Is she fat? How fat is she? How did she get so fat? And, wait, who’s Jessica Simpson again? Well, you might remember her as the once svelte singer and actress whose songs you don’t own and whose movies you haven’t seen.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

I Killed them all

(explosm.net) - What happened?

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

A Geek’s Solution to Valentine’s Day - Flowchart

(tumeroks.com) - Valentine’s day is less than a week away and even Geek’s need some love too. Here’s a funny flow chart to express how a geek solves the problem on Valentines.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

iScreener

(abstrusegoose.com) - Patent Pending

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: iphone, humor

How not to fail at life - An illustrated guide

(img242.imageshack.us) - Protip: if you are wearing a paper hat its not a real job.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Fire vs Water

(buttersafe.com) - Sorry Fire, there's a bounty on your head...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

What does it take?

(explosm.net) - What does it take?

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

The Simple Truth [pic]

(flickr.com) - The difference between men and women.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Annoying Stickler Insists On Every Detail Of Space Mission Being Exactly Right

(theonion.com) - Moments after having their shuttle launch delayed, Discovery astronauts complained once again Monday about John Wilkins—that annoying little program manager who insists on every detail of every space mission being exactly right.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: nasa, space, humor

XKCD - Base System

(xkcd.com) - The definitive guide.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

Obama is kinda a hero [pic]

(i41.tinypic.com) - First, it was the cat...now this.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

That doesn't work

(explosm.net) - Man, its cold as balls out there...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Shotgun shot sequence

(i42.tinypic.com) - So that is what happens.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Anti-Theft Lunchbag

(i41.tinypic.com) - A creative approach to not getting your lunch stolen.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The Walmart Prank

(zug.com) - After a grueling two-hour interview, a drug test, multiple calls to my references, and a two-week waiting period, I was finally accepted into the ranks of the Sam Walton elite: I became Joe "The Overnight Electronics Department Employee" Peacock.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: walmart, humor

Pew Pew

(avatarfarm.com) - Cat gun?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Peyton Manning pranks Jay Cutler

(sports.yahoo.com) - Peyton Manning destroyed Jay Cutler's blood sugar monitor (Cutler's a type 1 diabetic) by mistake. As part of all the zany Pro Bowl hijinx, Peyton meant to throw Cutler's cell phone in the pool as a part of some Pro Bowl rookie initiation.

Comments: 1 Score: 15 Submitted February 02, 2009 by celee

Tagged in: sports, humor, football

Stripper vs Fireman [comic]

Comments: 0 Score: 17 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Obama has a mean streak

(i40.tinypic.com) - Just when you though your new commander in chief could do no wrong...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

XKCD - Boyfriend

(xkcd.com) - Your math is irrefutable.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

Epithet of Opprobrium

(epofop.com) - Scene from an unreleased action film...

Comments: 1 Score: 27 Submitted February 02, 2009 by KBlackwood

How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex

(cracked.com) - 1) Open a furniture store...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Linux Banned from XBOX 360

(i42.tinypic.com) - Your motto contains a word or phrase that isn't allowed. Please try again.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: microsoft, humor, linux

I am confused for many reasons [pic]

(i44.tinypic.com) - The more you look, the more confused you'll be.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Why do you get up in the morning.

(catandgirl.com) - Why do you get up in the morning?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Get a Job

(amazingsuperpowers.com) - Absolute irony.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Hulu: We're evil, and proud of it

(news.cnet.com) - But eager nerds who were hoping for a big announcement of new content or a hardware tie-in were probably disappointed: the "secret" was decidedly tongue-in-cheek. We hope.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: hulu, internet, humor, television

Breaking a wine bottle

(mystichackers.com) - Breaking a wine bottle on your head isn’t the cleverest thing to do.

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wine, wtf

Hut Hut Hut

(mfrost.typepad.com) - Are you ready for some football?

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: animals, cute, humor

XKCD - Encryption

(xkcd.com) - Blast! Our evil plan is foiled.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: encryption, xkcd, humor

Football vs Handegg

(saasta.fi) - Now I understand.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted February 02, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: sports, humor, soccer, football

The Gun

(imager.cc) - What instrument does he play?

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

High Five Fail

(failblog.org) - New meaning to face palm.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps

(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's a sad one: the Google Maps car took out a baby deer, and it recorded the entire process for all Google Maps users to see. For shame, Google Maps car!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, humor, wtf

XKCD - Ducklings

(xkcd.com) - Operation: Duckling loop

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

Have you seen this cat?

(7.media.tumblr.com) - Have you seen this cat?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: cats, humor

Facebook Honesty

(flickr.com) - If you're on facebook, you've probably received a friend request from someone from years back who you never particularly liked. If you're anything like me, you probably just accepted their request. If you're anything like the person in this picture, you're my new hero.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, facebook, people

8 Customers Everyone Hates

(cracked.com) - After all, no matter how much you love people, dealing with customers still pretty much sucks. Here are the ones that all of us in the customer service brigade have learned to hate

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Irony in a plastic package

(i40.tinypic.com) - Stop struggling...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The not so gradual decline of Amy Winehouse [pic]

(3.bp.blogspot.com) - 2004 was the peak!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: celebrity, humor

Something to aspire to

(en.wikipedia.org) - I have a feeling you couldn't try to obtain a greater wikipedia page.

Comments: 5 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: people, humor

Are you this manly? No.

(dlisted.com) - This guy is a freakin badass.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: people, humor

Hilarious New Heineken Commercial

(geeksaresexy.net) - This new Heineken commercial only shows one thing: Men and womens priorities in life aren’t just the same.

Comments: 0 Score: 22 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, humor

Cat Haircut Aftermath

(8cat.net) - After the haircut, almost as much hair is left on the cat as has been removed!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: cats, humor

XKCD - It Might Be Cool

(xkcd.com) - Yeah, but... The... Um, what?

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

Get it on

(youtube.com) - Durex ad. Pure awesome!

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Is Chewbacca trapped in my nightstand?

(youtube.com) - One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Why You Should Always Log Out

(collegehumor.com) - I can't tell you how many times I've gone to the library or a computer lab and found someone still logged into their user account. It used to make me angry. It used to make me wonder what was wrong with people. I don't know if they just forget or More...

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: technology, humor

Goodbye Bush

(twitpic.com) - FYI: Veet is a hair removal product. Brilliant and hilarious product placement.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bush, humor

We Met Online

(flickr.com) - We met online.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

ObamaBush

(i40.tinypic.com) - A true smooth transition of power...

Comments: 1 Score: 15 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bush, humor, obama

Enter Sandman

(img179.imageshack.us) - A fresh new take on Metallica's enter sandman.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

If T-Shirts Told The Truth

(holytaco.com) - If t-shirts said what guys were thinking.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

What it looks like when Elmer Fudds gun explodes in the cartoon...in real life

(forum.multitool.org) - Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle: 1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle..............$ 1,200.00 2. Quality, high-powered scope.........................$ 550.00 3. Bore sighting device.....................................$ 140.00 4. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually shooting the damned thing? PRICELESS!

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

White Obama

(kuteev.ru) - What Obama would look like if he were white.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

Full Disclosure

(flickr.com) - House for sale by owner because...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

What does this thing do?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, humor

At last, a magazine for married men

(flickr.com) - Be your own boss.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Social Media "Expert" ironically kills career with social media

(davidhenderson.com) - Ironic, hilarious and sad all at the same time.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Sexual Harassment at Workplace

(demotivatr.com) - It happens.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

When you supervise a woman

(ridingabuttertub.com) - Women are teachable

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Bush's notes from Obama's speech.

(cdn.holytaco.com) - Valentine's Day Stuff: Don't tell Laura you got her "Deez Nutz" again. She no likey.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: bush, humor, politics, obama

Problem Solving Worksheet

(3.bp.blogspot.com) - A problem solving worksheet that will help you with just about any situation.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Hillary Clinton Mouthing Along To Presidential Oath

(theonion.com) - Network news cameras covering Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony Tuesday captured Hillary Clinton silently moving her lips along with each word of the minute-long presidential oath of office.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

Headline of the Day

(fresnobeehive.com) - CNN took this one down pretty quick.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

How musicians find creativity

(i35.tinypic.com) - A new approach for musicians to try when they're struggling to find creativity.

Comments: 1 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Lazy Nation Fears Obama Will Create Millions Of Jobs

(theonion.com) - Lazy nation fears Obama will create millions of jobs.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: obama, humor

Start em young

(pics.livejournal.com) - Wait, what?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Blue rug

(chicago.craigslist.org) - Wait for it...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

MYOG - Make You Own Garfield

(nhlbi.nih.gov) - Garfield comic creator.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: interesting, humor

Superuseless Superpowers

(superuseless.blogspot.com) - A blog about useless superpowers.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

10 Weirdest Inauguration Day Blunders

(encarta.msn.com) - A very historic Inauguration Day is approaching. But a few presidential inaugurations became historic for less-than-flattering reasons. From extravagant parties and unruly mobs to streets littered with poisoned pigeons, let's revisit history's most memorable Inauguration Day mishaps.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, politics

A picture Obama might want to forget

(chicagotribune.com) - Take that, Joe the Plumber: Here's evidence that the soon-to-be leader of the free world knows his way around a plunger.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: celebrity, humor, obama

15 Awesome College Pranks from Past and Present

(collegecrunch.org) - Nothing symbolizes one’s college years quite like college pranks. Well thought out and executed, the right college prank can immortalize the students who carry it out, cementing their status as legends at their college or university. Of course, not every college prank has this much staying power. (Kids who unleash More...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Clever advertising

(zoneshot.com) - Please take one...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

While you were reading this...

(davidshrigley.com) - While you were reading this...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Weirdest Taxes of All Time

(knowyourmoney.co.uk) - Tax is a hot topic at the moment. The economic downturn has pushed it to the top of the political agenda in many countries (not that it's ever too far down the list). Recently, a UK thinktank, the Fabian Society, released figures indicating a backlash against the rich and a More...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, politics

Top 20 Crazy Alcohol Warnings

(wiseperception.com) - WARNING: Consumption of this product is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: booze, humor

Now this is Courage! [PIC]

(webilicio.us) - I'm sure there are some inappropriate jokes waiting to happen...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

I know CHMOD

(fukung.net) - Best resume ever!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Fruits of Lust

(img124.imageshack.us) - Orange you glad I didn't say bananna?

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Chances of an atheist believing in God

(graphjam.files.wordpress.com) - Interesting how that works...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: religion, humor

The "Blog" of "Unnecessary"

(quotation-marks.blogspot.com) - Its an entire blog about "unnecessary" quotations. Pointless, but "entertaining"

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

The Force goes green

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

XKCD - I'm An Idiot

(xkcd.com) - At least I learned about the OSX say command.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, apple

iTunes Genius Playlist - The Hidden Truth

(shoeboxblog.com) - The rabbit knows too much. Kill him

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: itunes, humor, apple

Picnic Supplies

(threadbombing.com) - Best picnic ever?

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Tan Lines

(codinghorror.com) - Tan Lines from typical summer activities.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Interpret my dream please?

(ukimagehost.com) - Everyone's had that one a few times.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Billion dollar cost saving idea

(dilbert.com) - Its not as good as it sounds...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dilbert, humor

Blogger mistakes Onion parody for actual Apple product

(i42.tinypic.com) - I don't know what is worse. The fact that the guy genuinely mistook the article as real, or the fact that he somehow thought that the Apple loyalists would consider buying the product.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: apple, humor

Announcing The World’s First Actual Supervillain

(cracked.com) - Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you a story. A story that may very well burrow into your soul and take up permanent residence; a chilling tale so unbelievable it would be incredible, if only it weren’t absolutely true. I talk of the arrival of the world’s first supervillain.

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Rick Rolling taken to a whole new level

(i41.tinypic.com) - All this over a silly soundtrack?

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, rick roll, wtf

Time Machine

(smbc-comics.com) - God I'm hungry. But all I have is this time machine...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

The girl and her bunny

(voicingopinions.com) - A charming story told with pictures.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Dream comes into reality World

(somethinwonderful.blogspot.com) - A flying car that can avoid traffic jams simply by leaving the gridlocked tarmac for the open skies above is about to take off.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by rockulildude

The human towers

(crazy-picture.blogspot.com) - Every summer in Catalonia, Spain, teams of “Castellers” can be seen competing against each other to see who can build the highest human tower.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by rockulildude

Cool Brian Chan’s Origami Art

(coolamazingarts.blogspot.com) - Beautiful Chan’s Origami Art

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by rockulildude

Worlds Most Amazing & Incredible Skateboarding Dogs

(somethinordinary.blogspot.com) - World Most Amazing Dog With Skateboarding Dogs

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by rockulildude

XKCD - Windows 7

(xkcd.com) - Well, it's better than Vista

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, vista

The Recently Deflowered Girl

(community.livejournal.com) - One of the most amazing reads...ever! A 1965 classic.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: books, humor, wtf

Zappos.com Gear $50,000 Cease and Desist T-Shirt

(zappos.com) - Disclaimer 3: Some people like to shop because they like nice things. Some people like to shop because they want to be fashionable. And some people like to shop because they like to shop. We like all these people and will generally help them in any way possible. However, we can be bought for a price to make the shopping stop.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Empirical evidence that cats are bullies

(snewzbutton.com) - In this video, we see the efforts of a brilliant scientist working to prove that cats are saboteurs.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Tragedy in Tinyland

(frigginrandom.com) - This is just a little messed up.

Comments: 1 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

I Would Rather Hit a Deer

(photobasement.com) - Invincible Moose???

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Wow...

(snurfy.com) - This picture is not worth a thousand words...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Best bet I've ever lost.

(bash.org) - Until the day I die I will never forget that lady's face.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Garfield minus Garfield

(garfieldminusgarfield.net) - Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

HOWTO - Smoke fewer cigarettes

(flickr.com) - Impeccable logic...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

"The Secret" saved my life

(i40.tinypic.com) - I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Ergonomic keyboard for pirates

(arrrrrr.com) - A must have for any of you pirates out there.

Comments: 1 Score: 15 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: pirates, humor

XKCD - Keynote

(xkcd.com) - Steve Jobs isn't doing the keynote this year...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

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Abstruse Goose - Lie of Omission

(abstrusegoose.com) - Ha, men are so simple minded.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Retail jobs suck

(farm4.static.flickr.com) - Weird. I was about to ask you the same question.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

XKCD - I Know You're Listening

(xkcd.com) - ...and if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell our of some secret organization.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Party

(xkcd.com) - That, my dear, is how I roll.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted January 01, 2009 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, rick roll

The Blu-Ray Fireplace Experience

(hdscape.com) - Whether it's winter and you hope to escape the frosty cold outside or you want to spend a cozy evening with your family, Fireplace is the next best thing to a real fire. Its visual appeal in High Definition gives your home a welcoming atmosphere. It's also a great way More...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: technology, blu-ray, humor, wtf

50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV

(jalopnik.com) - We’ve compiled a gallery of the best 50 to slip past the DMV.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Chilean anti-piracy law drafted on pirated software

(theregister.co.uk) - Chilean lawyer Guillermo Frêne is having a bit of a bad hair day after it was revealed that draft legislation aimed at cutting the internet connections of illegal downloading ne'er-do-wells was presented in .doc format written on pirated software.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: piracy, technology, humor

Pillow Fight Club

(pillowfightclub.org) - Rules: 1) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club. 2) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Things to say during sex [chart]

(estonoeh.es) - Good, meh, bad.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Mastering the Art of the All-you-can-eat Buffet

(1000awesomethings.com) - The Fourth Plate is almost always a good idea before you do it and a bad idea afterwards. It’s the helping after the helping after. It’s the Greatest Hits Plate, a star-studded collection featuring the most popular items from Plate 1, 2, and 3, coming together for the reunion tour, More...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: awesome, humor

XKCD - Decline

(xkcd.com) - Coincidence!

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

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Garage sale leads to arrests

(sunherald.com) - Quick tip. If you are going to have a garage sell, make sure its your stuff you are selling.

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

List of unusual deaths

(en.wikipedia.org) - Just in case you thought you came up with a totally cool and original way to die, you might want to check out this list first. You'd hate for your last act to end up on failblog.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wft

What could possibly go wrong

(yourscene.latimes.com) - One case where combining two of my favorite activities may not be the best of ideas

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, wtf

Who lives here???

(maps.google.com) - Zoom out

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, humor, wtf

Now This Is How You Sell Bambi

(holytaco.com) - I saw the first Bambi and it was pretty good, but man, this Bambi Sequel seems kind of bad ass.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Man Melting Snow With Blowtorch Burns Home

(kptv.com) - Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., said a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

XKCD - 2008 Christmas Special

(xkcd.com) - Due to the slowing economy we could only afford to produce the prime-numbered panels...

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, christmas

Dilbert - Travel Tip

(i40.tinypic.com) - What were your key learnings from the trip?

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dilbert, humor

Special Olympics Fixed

(theonion.com) - A secret investigation sent shock waves across the sports world yesterday, when it revealed that the Special Olympics, one of the nation's premier annual athletic competitions, is fixed.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: sports, humor

Dilbert - Meetings

(mrchuckles.net) - Ok, let's get this preliminary premeeting going.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dilbert, humor

8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously)

(cracked.com) - Are we the only ones who think that Hilariously Failed Attempts at Guinness World Records would make a better book? We believe we have much to learn from these brave souls who, through lack of planning and/or ability, set an example for all of us not to follow.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

XKCD - 11th Grade

(xkcd.com) - Usefulness to career success.

Comments: 1 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor, perl

Physics is easy - pic

(i42.tinypic.com) - Observer A is dead

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, science

$700 Billion Bailout Celebrated

(theonion.com) - Amid the bleak backdrop of imminent economic collapse, worried observers got some good news last October when executives from the nation's top 10 failing companies celebrated the historic $700 billion government bailout with an ultra- extravagant $800 billion party aimed at restoring confidence and bolstering their resolve.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: finance, humor

Who do you love? (pic)

(img368.imageshack.us) - Kids these days...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

XKCD - Flowcharts

(xkcd.com) - Lets go drink...6 drinks later...

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

Cyanide and Happiness - Snowman

(explosm.net) - You got frostbite on your what???

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Scientists Warn Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth

(theonion.com) - "The Large Earth Collider will surely gain us priceless scientific insight by offering a brief glimpse of the universe at the moment of its destruction," Fermilab director Gordon Josephs said. "But because the Collider achieves this by hurdling Earth into another large celestial object, there are some who feel the More...

Comments: 0 Score: 11 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, science

Five Strangest Programming Languages

(computersight.com) - Most programming languages were designed so that the code is easy to write and understand. These were designed for the opposite reason.

Comments: 1 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Gift Horse

(abstrusegoose.com) - I'm sorry. I thought guys liked it when we did...that.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

The Onion explains the inner workings of the complex, expensive science thing

(theonion.com) - If you don't understand after this, then you just don't know good science from bad science and how they are both different and good at the same time.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, science

Cyanide and Happiness - Robot Love

(explosm.net) - I created a robot that can love...

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Dogbert - Explanation of the Financial Crisis

(i35.tinypic.com) - It's called math.

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: dilbert, humor, finance

World's Greatest Dad (pic)

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor

Jerry Jones Probably Thinking About Signing Michael Vick

(theonion.com) - Dallas head coach Wade Phillips speculated Wednesday that if recent history is any indicator, Jerry Jones is "almost certainly" considering the option of signing former Falcons quarterback and current incarcerated felon Michael Vick to the Cowboys.

Comments: 0 Score: 13 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: humor, cowboys, football

Startup seeks someone to watch funny or cute videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.

(seattle.craigslist.org) - I Can Has Cheezburger?/FAIL Blog is seeking someone to look at cute and funny videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.

Comments: 0 Score: 12 Submitted December 12, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: jobs, humor

Let me google that for you

(letmegooglethatforyou.com) - Use this site for people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than google it for themselves.

Comments: 1 Score: 15 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: google, humor

XKCD - Wobsite

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Slang

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Moral Relativity

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Classhole

Comments: 0 Score: 14 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - The Ballmer Peak

(xkcd.com) - Discovered by Microsoft in the late 80's

Comments: 0 Score: 17 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Regular Expressions

Comments: 0 Score: 16 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: xkcd, humor

XKCD - Bobcat

(xkcd.com) - What are you doing? Making the world a weirder place

Comments: 1 Score: 24 Submitted November 11, 2008 by jsuggs

Tagged in: test, xkcd, humor