How to pander to social media sites, The Oatmeal style
(unfunnythings.tumblr.com) - 5 easy steps to internet stardom
7 things you really don't need to take a photo of - The Oatmeal
(theoatmeal.com) - All true. Number 7 is awesome.
High court hang-ups
(independent.co.uk) - A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would More...
Snookie's Book Deal - A Venn Diagram
(farm5.static.flickr.com) - A Venn diagram for Snookie's book deal.
Sailor crashes boat for 13th time
(telegraph.co.uk) - A hapless sailor named 'Captain Calamity' has destroyed his catamaran after flipping it for the 13th time while attempting to ride Britain's biggest wave.
Do's and Don'ts with Babies
(dwsmg.com) - Baby care is not so easy a task as you consider. It is hard for newly parents to understand the needs of their kids. There are certain ways to perform certain actions and when it comes to babies you cannot take it lightly. Sometimes, elders do make silly mistakes, but More...
Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster
(blogs.miaminewtimes.com) - Some of us have the body of a peanut M&M. Our arms are skinny, our legs lack any real muscular definition, 'cause we've also got a belly full of peanut M&Ms. We've tried melting it down at the gym, but that involved sweating, so we quickly lost interest. When we More...
Who Says Politicians Are Out of Touch?
(theatlanticwire.com) - Democrats completely understand mainstream America.
10 Steps To Dominating Your Fantasy Football League This Season
(uproxx.com) - I’m going to give you my advice on how to dominate your league(s) week in and week out so at the end of the season you’ll be collecting a big fat check… er, I mean, plate of brownies and a whole lot of bragging rights.
xkcd: Password Reuse
(xkcd.com) - So, here I sit, a puppetmaster who wants nothing from his puppets.
How to Develop a Drinking Game
(basicinstructions.net) - The first step is setting up baseline rules.
Even little girls know they will eventually control us...
(frankdaily.com) - You don't have one like this???
Bust the windows out your car for some chicken
(youtube.com) - A lyrical genius combined with his sweet smooth voice is nothing but win.
How to deal with unattended children
(blogs.laweekly.com) - This coffee shop owner has a great idea (and sense of humor).
Love is like a water park
(nextround.net) - Bummed out Lost is over? Your dad to the rescue with random metaphors that will blow your mind.
The REAL reason Nashville didn't have looting during the floods
(i.imgur.com) - Yes, Nashville is awesome.
The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
(hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com) - As a grammatically conscientious person who frequents internet forums and YouTube, I have found it necessary to develop a few coping mechanisms. When someone types out "u" instead of "you," instead of getting mad, I imagine them having only one finger on each hand and then More...
No Parent Should Ever Have To Bury His Child Alive
(theonion.com) - The whole thing just seems like a terrible, terrible dream.
YouTube - Middle Tennessee Tornado Penis
(youtube.com) - The most important thing to come out of the storms.
Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers
(theonion.com) - Toshiro Tenchumaru, a 34-year-old ninja and longtime employee at Azuma Copier Corporation in Skokie, stealthily took the lives of 12 co-workers Monday after suffering what investigators theorize was "a breakdown due to job-related stress."
5 Logic-Defying Facts About Shaq's Rap Career
(uproxx.com) - There are only a handful of entities in world history that can be considered true renaissance men and jacks-of-all-trades able to accomplish many mind-boggling feats in one lifetime: Leonardo Da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin and Tiger Woods’ loins all come to mind.
But they all pale in comparison to More...
Tax Day Tea Party Racists Caught Saying N-Word!!
(funnyconservatives.com) - Gotcha Tea Party!! Gotcha!! Finally the $100,000 prize will be awarded for getting these racists on tape. This video is gonna be bigger than the Acorn videos, baby. Violent, racist tea party members caught on tape.
YouTube- A Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms
(youtube.com) - Gary Chang lives in Hong Kong, one of the world's most crowded cities. So, like any architect would do, he figured out how to turn his 344-square foot apartment into a relatively spacious home!
Adorable parrot. [comic]
(channelate.com) - I’m going to Hell. If you laughed, then you’re coming with me.
Open Post: Hosted By Drunk Flip Flop Dude
(dlisted.com) - Here's some boozed and bonged (probably) dude at Coachella demonstrating for all of us how Kiefer Sutherland puts on his flip flops every afternoon. Flip flops are confusing and uncooperative.
How Microsoft came up with the name Windows Phone 7 Series.
(geekculture.com) - Folks, I think we have a real winner with our new phone operating system. We just to give it a super name!
Whack a Kitty (GIF)
(i.imgur.com) - I thought standing cat could never be topped. This. Is. Awesome.
Nooooo!
(i.imgur.com) - Quite a bit of wtf going on here, but it gets funnier the more you look at it.
FW: FW: FW: Creative Writing Assignment
(kontraband.com) - Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus."
Spose - I'm Awesome (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
(youtube.com) - ...I got the swagger of a cripple
NSFW Language.
THINGS I HATE
(youtube.com) - Skinny jeans. DVD covers. Pervs on Chatroulette.
These are just a small number of things that get YouTube user ItsKingsleyBitch
royally PO'd and he's got a few choice words to say about 'em.
Because the last thing this dude is going to do is roll with the punches
(seriously, dude might throw them himself if you're not careful).
LANGUAGE NSFW!
Your Speed Versus an Athlete's
(urlesque.com) - You're pretty slow. You may not know it, but you are. It's not a big
deal, though. We're pretty slow too. Sure, when we really get going,
heading down the trail, the wind in our hair, it's easy enough to trick
ourselves into believing we're fast.
But More...
Awesome Grand Theft Auto poster set to an awesome tune
(youtube.com) - Click on this link. You will never top what is contained within. Ever. It is not possible.
XKCD - Hell
(xkcd.com) - There's also a Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach.
Dilbert on Leadership
(dilbert.com) - Leadership is the art of trading imaginary things in the future...for real things today.
How Do You See Your Colleagues?
(businesspundit.com) - If you’re convinced that the office would devolve into mayhem without
your team’s contributions, you’re not alone–in thinking you’re the most
important, that is. Most of us have the tendency to see our own
contributions in a rosy light. Those colleagues on other teams tend to
More...
Official Google Blog: A different kind of company name
(googleblog.blogspot.com) - Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central More...
In The Amount Of Time It Takes You To Read This [Infographic]
(thedoghousediaries.com) - Pretty awesome statistics.
Future Man Explains Social Media
(i.imgur.com) - No offense, future man, but is everyone in your time retarded?
Kansas is flatter than a pancake
(improbable.com) - In this report, we apply basic scientific techniques to answer the question “Is Kansas as flat as a pancake?”
Funniest Beer Commercial Ever
(funtasticus.com) - Every year Big Rock Brewery in Calgary has a contest for people to make
commercials up to promote their beer. This is one entry that has to be
one of the best commercials of all time!! Thanks to my buddy Tim for
sending this over..it pays having More...
Louis Armstrong-What A Wonderful World(Death Metal Version)
(youtube.com) - A remix of a Louis Armstrong classic.
The (de)evolution of man [pic]
(i.imgur.com) - I'd say this pretty much sums up our collective downfall. YEAH!
Failbooking - Funny Facebook Status Messages ( Failbook )
(failbooking.com) - Delicious, juicy victims.
The 6 Biggest Assholes in the Animal Kingdom | Cracked.com
(cracked.com) - Hippy types will often quote the famous line that "man is the only species that kills its own." Of course, any cursory glance at Animal Planet will tell you this is complete bullshit.
But it's not just that animals are mindless savages--and they are--it's that some of them are just straight-up douchebags.
YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
(youtube.com) - In honor of St. Patrick's Day a local Mobile, AL classic. Everybody who seen da leprechaun say YEAAAAAH!!!
Obama Visits Kindergarten To Read Class 200-Page Memorandum On Health Care
(theonion.com) - As part of a new program designed to encourage reading, President Barack Obama visited a kindergarten class Monday to read the schoolchildren a 200-page memorandum on health care reform.
The Seldom Seen World That Conspires Against Tom [pic]
(mordantorange.com) - That's my favorite spot too!
5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble
(collegehumor.com) - Firefox, Safari, Opera, IE and Chrome. Pretty much nails them all.
Sexy Girl? Do Not Trust Profile Pictures!
(dailyshite.com) - This Samsung commercial shows exactly why you should never trust a profile picture. Didn’t Myspace teach you anything?
21 Things You'll Always Find at Goodwill [Graphic]
(maxim.com) - Goodwill stores are all packed with the same kinds of people: college kids furnishing crappy apartments, bargain-hunting hoarders, sneering hipsters, and in some cases the legitimately poor. And it turns out that every store is also packed with the same kinds of junk. Here are the worst offenders that even the dumpsters out back scoff at...
Edward Khil` - This will khil 2:41 of your life
(youtube.com) - I'm awestruck at the wftness of this. Seriously who listens to and enjoys this?!?
Come on rest of the universe are you even trying?
(i.imgur.com) - Seriously, either we are that awesome or you REALLY suck (and/or are ugly).
Best Fails of 2009
(funnyordie.com) - Title says it all, but you've got to see the purse snatcher at around 1:45. Priceless.
Conan O'Brien is on Twitter!
(twitter.com) - Bio: I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.
DO AS I FLOW, NOT AS I ROLL
(madatoms.com) - What rappers say vs what they actually do. Some funny, some embarrassing.
XKCD - Devotion to Duty
(xkcd.com) - We took the hostages, secured the building, and cut the communication lines like you said.
Excellent.
Why We Watch Figure Skating [Piechart]
(cracked.com) - Figure Skating is one of the most popular spectator sports in the world. Much like the subjective scoring system it uses to crown champions, the reasons behind this popularity are open to debate.
Did yall come and paint our rock this morning??? @drewfann @SonnyGray2 Not funny. | TweetPhoto
(tweetphoto.com) - The rock in Knoxville. Enjoy.
How to properly enjoy Ed Hardy wine
(thechive.com) - While shopping at Whole Foods over the weekend I was picking out a nice bottle of wine with my girlfriend and we stumbled across a lovely Ed Hardy Rose, a rare 2009 vintage to boot. We could not think of a better way to spend V-day than curled up with More...
If Men Wrote Women's Magazines
(coolmaterial.com) - Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much More...
Kansas Player Forgets How To Shoot Free Throws
(thehoopdoctors.com) - While the Jayhawks have all but proven to be the NCAA’s most complete team as the current #1 squad in the nation, they and all who where watching their game against the Texas Longhorns during Rivalry Week, were treated to a once in a lifetime funny moment by their third More...
Hierarchy of a Man's Attention Span
(maxim.com) - There could be a couple of nit-picks but overall pretty accurate.
20 Funny Web Comics You'd Love To Read
(brainz.org) - There are literally thousands of comic strips published by groups and individuals all over the web. Analyzing all of them to pick the best twenty isn't easy. This list comprises 20 most funny comics I've come across on the web. The degree of fun ranges from super hilarious to kind More...
This is why an octopus is more awesome than your mom
(theoatmeal.com) - Comparing moms to an octopus would be like pitting an army of savages against one well-oiled gatling gun sitting atop a hill. The mothers would charge the hill, hurling rocks and sticks; they'd roar righteous, compassionate battle cries of warriors who believe they are fighting for the betterment of humanity. More...
Pee-wee Herman Gets An iPad!
(funnyordie.com) - Pee-wee shows his new Apple iPad to the Playhouse Gang!
State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010
(huffingtonpost.com) - I think anyone who seriously attempts this will die...
25 Cat Fails
(holytaco.com) - Every meow and then we run across funny cat pictures when we're putting together these galleries, it's just that it's rare to find anything cat related on the internet. You can imagine how excited we were to find 25 of these.
Lunch notes from my permanent roommate
(chrisilluminati.com) - When we have leftover dinner, the permanent roommate packs us both a lunch. Since they look identical, she started leaving a Post-It note so I would know which lunch was mine. At first they just said Chris but I guess she got bored with just writing my name. She started writing funny messages. I saved my favorites.
11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors - 11Points.com
(11points.com) - No, I said "fingerprints".
Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat
(youtube.com) - Should have stuck with Hillary...
Guide to Photobombing
(thisisphotobomb.com) - I had the honor to speak with a real life Photobomb master yesterday. After searching through a hundred of her best bombs, I asked her to write a How To Guide for photobombing to which she graciously agreed. Cherish these words from the champion herself.
Friday Rewind: Rock and Roll Fail
(failblog.org) - Rocking out to the Bohemian Rhapsody can be hazardous.
Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable
(theoatmeal.com) - Printers unlike other technologies are remarkable in the fact that they're just as crappy and unreliable as they were in 1995.
epic-fail-airport-security-fail.jpg
(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - And we wonder why things go wrong...
The reason there will be no more Twilight movies
(i.imgur.com) - Thank goodness someone stepped up to the plate.
Really Wikipedia? The randomness of the internet is outstanding
(en.wikipedia.org) - List of cats with fraudulent diplomas
CollegeHumor's Most Liked Pictures of 2009
(collegehumor.com) - Some I hadn't seen...all worth a quick look
Pictures of Nicholas Cage As...Everyone
(unrealitymag.com) - Put it this way, if you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage as Abe Lincoln then continue reading
Here are 15 pictures of Nicolas Cage as everyone.
Garfield - Which Tie (somewhat NSFW, language)
(i.imgur.com) - Garfield, help me choose a tie for my date tonight.
Nikon Festival YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND
(nikonfestival.com) - I will chest bump happiness into your life.
Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers
(theoatmeal.com) - It happens to the best of us. A friend or family member asks for help, being so close how can you say no?
Pretentious Singers Reference Manual (pic)
(i.imgur.com) - Jim Morrison, Bono, Madonna, and Kanye are profiled. Hilarious and informative.
Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them
(theoatmeal.com) - I'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Horses are kind. Horses are beautiful. Nations have been built on the backs of horses. All that.
You haven't seen the things I've seen, however. You haven't suffered More...
XKCD - Natural Parenting
(xkcd.com) - Parenting can't be that hard, let's just do what comes naturally.
Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
(img222.imageshack.us) - I fail to see what is wrong with the advice. Seems fine to me.
Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service
(theoatmeal.com) - Yet another informative and enlightening post from The Oatmeal
Pay No Attention to the Creepy Man Behind the Clock Face
(gizmodo.com) - This may be the coolest clock ever.
The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
(shorterandsweeter.blogspot.com) - Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories..."
Truly awesome!
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal
(theoatmeal.com) - The all too real behind the scenes look at web design.
IS NASCAR FOR YOU? [FLOWCHART]
(allleftturns.com) - Being a sports fan means having to make difficult decisions. Decisions like: Do I like pro hoops more than college hoops? Is Chad Ochocinco a nuisance or a national treasure? Do I hate soccer or am I gay? Perhaps no decision is more life-altering than deciding whether or not you More...
So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee | Cracked.com
(cracked.com) - One of these primates is aiming a gun at you. Learn which!
Yep, pretty sure there's something hot going on here
(pictureisunrelated.com) - Yet again another truly wtf pic...bonus points for spotting the cat
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
(theonion.com) - President to offer dry brush if fire will stop burning activities.
iPhone MMS Penis Pictures Crash Servers
(hollywoodphony.wordpress.com) - “Within the first few minutes, our network was flooded with nearly 3.4 million MMS messages and the early data shows that almost 98% of those were pictures of our male customers’ penises,” stated Ronald MacArthur, head of data traffic for the company.
When Fans Get Custom Jerseys
(topcultured.com) - When your last name is Sanchez, you’re due a fair bit of teasing… at least as a kid. But when you play for the Jets, creative fans with custom jerseys will pick up the torch and continue the mockery no matter how old you are.
Fun New Game
(smbc-comics.com) - My girlfriend and I play a game called "sexual intercourse"...its not what you think, haha.
The Ultimate Photobomb
(thisisphotobomb.com) - This is what happens when you have a technician intern who likes to photobomb. Pure awesomeness.
Kanye West Now In Your Office
(twitpic.com) - LMAO! I found this in the fridge at my office.. I had no idea that @Kanye was at my office today.
Who needs a Phillies foul ball?
(abclocal.go.com) - During Phillies' Tuesday night sellout, a touching family moment turned into comic relief and a video that is drawing national attention.
Lindsay Lohan...On Opposite Day
(tmz.com) - Who needs Twitter when you've got an ironic t-shirt to get your thoughts across? HAHAHA.
Hitler: Lets clear something up right now
(img521.imageshack.us) - let's hold off on the name calling.
Dear Starbucks - A Funny Letter
(stevenhumour.com) - A concerned patron of Starbucks writes a funny letter to the coffee giant about why you shouldn’t place a mirror on the opposing wall of the toilet.
Task: Photoshop this semi-submerged model Result: Hilarity
(fark.com) - There is quite a lot of skill required, but man is that funny.
Maddox: I hope I get swine flu.
(thebestpageintheuniverse.net) - If you've spent more than a few minutes worrying about swine flu, you are an idiot. That's because it only takes a few minutes to look up the symptoms, mortality rate, and treatment to realize that it's no different from the common flu (which kills way more people and More...
25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs
(holytaco.com) - Now days, being homeless is more competitive than ever. Only the most clever and creative signs are going to get people to let go of their precious spare change. This makes for some pretty awesome homeless dude signage
How Men And Women Argue [flowchart]
(maxim.com) - Men and women have very different ways of arguing. So, in a better effort to help couples understand each other (which, really, is what we're all about here at Maxim), we decided to break down the thought process of both a man and woman, during an argument.
Flying Squirrel Karate Kick! [quick vid]
(joshhaley.soup.io) - There are two ways to get the nuts...
If Sarcasm Ruled the World
(cracked.com) - If there's one thing we could use more of, it's sarcasm. Sure it's a barrel of laughs when the guy behind you in line to tells you to "Take your time!" But wouldn't it be great if the ATM could give you crap as well?
We asked you to show us More...
How much booze would it take to kill you?
(barstools.net) - Choose your drink and it will calculate how many drinks it would take to send you to your grave in a highly intoxicated state.
The Microsoft Yahoo merger [comic]
(denverpost.com) - Any info on how this microsoft yahoo merger will affect search engine habits?
Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift
(spike.com) - A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim.
The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and More...
Pseudo-Scientific Real World Testing: Is It Safer to Drive Drunk or On the Phone?
(maximumpc.com) - Fancy-pants scientists may say that cell phones may be worse than a nip of hooch when it comes to driving, so we did a quasiscientific and questionably legal experiment of our own to see just how seriously these twin menaces — cell phones and vodka — can affect driving ability.
Using More...
Nascar Safety
(cracked.com) - NASCAR views safety systems the way a child views green vegetables. Except way more stupid, since the child is not hurtling towards a wall at over 100 miles an hour with only asparagus to protect them.
Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever
(cracked.com) - Its official and hilarioius
26 More Ridiculously Questionable T-Shirts [Pics]
(i-am-bored.com) - Several I had not seen...most are pretty funny.
The Seven Types of Employees You Meet at Best Buy
(gizmodo.com) - Have you ever noticed that no matter which Best Buy you go into, you end up seeing the same people working there? That's because there are seven types of people that work at every single Best Buy, with no exceptions.
Reese Witherspoon
(officeofstrategicinfluence.com) - I can't type anything else I'll give it away. Haha!
Amazing Roller Babies [VIDEO]
(buzzfeed.com) - New Evian ad features babies doing all kinds of skate tricks on roller skates.
Adult store burglary: Surveillance camera images combined into movie - Breaking News from the Press-Register - al.com
(blog.al.com) - The victim in this burglary that no one wants to talk about is the doll. This probably should have been charged as a kidnapping and rape.
Triumph At Bonnaroo Videos Are Here (For You To Poop On) - Video - Stereogum
(stereogum.com) - The Tonight Show's Triumph The Insult Comic Dog was everywhere at Bonnaroo '09 -- backstage, onstage, Tent City, the Discotheque Arcade, Scratch DJ Academy. We saw the puppet hound duet with animal rights activist Neko Case ("Do any of those dogs that you rescue get to watch you shower?") on More...
PHP5.3 Adds the "goto" control structure and references XKCD in the docs
(us3.php.net) - Any programmer that actually uses this deserves the ensuing velociraptor attack!
Peter Griffin Motivational Posters
(sloshspot.com) - Peter Griffin seemingly has it all: good friends, a healthy family, and a hot redheaded wife he has managed to hang onto despite his arguable weight problem. I think we can all learn a thing or two about living, loving and drinking from the simplistic thinking of this fine specimen More...
Telespoof.com - Caller ID Spoofing Service
(telespoof.com) - Telespoof.com offers the first domestic Caller ID spoofing service, allowing business professionals to remain anonymous when making calls. It is also a lot of fun to prank your friends using the service.
How Drunkenness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid
(sloshspot.com) - Likeliness of getting laid vs Number of drinks consumed
Cracked Explains Tattoos
(cracked.com) - Tattoos are an excellent way to turn a single drunken decision into a lifetime of disfigurement and regret, which normally requires a car. Tattoos are associated with criminal gangs, the armed forces, and whiny white teenagers desperate for attention. Attempts to get all three to attend a common "Tattoo Conference" have unfortunately failed.
The ducks in the bathroom are not mine
(27bslash6.com) - Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause More...
Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas'
(theonion.com) - In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas." "Today, Americans face a great many challenges, and I hear your desperate calls for More...
Creator of "Beavis and Butt-Head" and "King of the Hil" Has a New Target: Environmentalists
(online.wsj.com) - Director Mike Judge’s new animated television series “The Goode Family” is a send-up of a clan of environmentalists who live by the words “What would Al Gore do?” Gerald and Helen Goode want nothing more than to minimize their carbon footprint. They feed their dog, Che, only veggies (much to More...
How to Mix an Exploding Drink
(wired.com) - You've seen the YouTube clips demonstrating the riotous effect of dropping Mentos into Diet Coke. Why not turn the fizzy fun into an epic party prank of your own? Here's our recipe for a little cocktail we call the Manhattan Project.
If Classic Fairy Tales Took Place in Jersey (Comic)
(cracked.com) - In this week's comic, we learn that changing the location can change a lot about a story.
Police use Taser on fake cougar
(redorbit.com) - Police in Michigan responding to a report of a cougar on the loose said they ended up shooting a large toy cat with a Taser stun gun.
The Real Difference between Standard and High Definition
(img30.imageshack.us) - The real difference between standard and high definition.
Flip Flops + Superglue + Guy w/Beer = Hilarious
(kensingtonvictoria.com) - Yet another humorous animated gif!
The Game
(abstrusegoose.com) - I think it's time to throw him off of his game with a completely random curveball.
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
(cracked.com) - Usually leaving your job involves giving two weeks notice, sending some appreciative goodbye emails and, if you've put in 30-40 years at the company, they might get some cake to send you off. We know that leaving a bad last impression can make all of our work moot, and so More...
Real Life 404 Message
(img154.imageshack.us) - When construction workers understand internet jargon.
If The Food Doesn't Kill You, The Waitress Will!
(dlisted.com) - Crystal Samuel had her eatin' shirt on and was all ready to get crazy on an All-Star breakfast at a Waffle House in Clarendon County, SC, but that shit never came! Crystal said that all her friends got their food and started eating, but she sat there waffle-less. That's when More...
Two Girls One Duck!
(clipshack.com) - A 100 ft water-hating Rubberduckzilla wreaks havoc in Japan and saves two hot Japanese college girls.
Open Post: Hosted By A Tender Moment Gone Wrong
(dlisted.com) - Here is a mostly precious video of a chihuahua and a pussy sharing a beautiful moment together. The two canoodle while giving each other love licks, until the pussy gets a little too close to the chihuahua's private areas and that's when things turn ugly! I know the how the cat feels, this is happens to me all the time.
Man complains his pizza has no topping - until he realises it is upside down
(telegraph.co.uk) - A telephone call by a shopper who rings a helpline to complain that his pizza has no topping before realising it is upside down, has become an internet sensation.
Justin Timberlake on 'SNL': Mother Lover and Immigrant dreams - Shiny Objects
(blogs.suntimes.com) - This just in.
Justin Timberlake is awesome.
The pop star, actor and skinny tie enthusiast hosted "Satuday Night Live" for the third time in his already illustrious career last evening, and to be perfectly honest, he killed.
Killed, Jerry. Killed.
Timberlake's ability to be the coolest guy in the room without trying -- and More...
James Bond - Just The Facts
(cracked.com) - 1. James Bond is an ageless British super-spy with the ability to drink limitless vodka martinis and have sex with any woman he desires.
2. There are 22 Bond films, not counting Never Say Never Again, which is sort of like the adopted child of the Bond movies in that it More...
A Tribute to Longcat
(speaklolspeak.com) - If you are a fan of Longcat, then check this out. If you've never heard of Longcat then check this out.
Humorous Signs
(fox40.com) - 80 pics in the gallery. You may have seen a few of them, but I can guarantee that at least one (or more) will make you chuckle.
How to Shut Up a Nigerian Scammer
(img67.imageshack.us) - I imagine this would be pretty much fool proof.
KFC Witness Protection Program
(i684.photobucket.com) - This chicken has too much blackmail on Pamela Anderson...so they are protecting him until they can guarantee a fair trial.
"5 Accidental, Life-Changing, Real Reply-Alls" by Jason Michaels on CollegeHumor
(collegehumor.com) - A while ago I asked people to send in screen caps of horrendous technological communication blunders. Below are the top 5 reply-all disasters. Thanks for everyone who sent in submissions, and if you have any other funny texts, facebook messages, or reply-alls please send them to texticularcancer@gmail.com.
Swine flu image by CaptainFailcon on Photobucket
(media.photobucket.com) - It's a pre-pandemic panic.
Fear a high school reunion? Hire a stripper
(reuters.com) - Comedy writer Andrea Wachner hated the idea of going to her 10-year high school reunion so much that she hired a stripper to go instead, and what followed, she says, was a comical study in human nature.
Nicolas Cage Is Concerned Once More
(goodtimescomics.com) - Seems like it might be a good idea to me.
I Ate the World's Largest Cheeto Over the World's Most Expensive Keyboard
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.
Worst Logo EVER
(andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) - Hahahahaha. I mean, do they not have people peer review these things?
Portrait Of A Lady
(dlisted.com) - Please curtsy before this refined and pristine lady! This portrait is like the modern day Mona Lisa, right? This striking work of art came about after 25-year-old Nicole Marty of Long Island was arrested after she got high, got in her car and crashed it into a pole with her 9-year-old in the passenger seat.
Hilarious Headlines -- Editorial Errors or Inside Jokes?
(asylum.com) - Your eyes have no choice. They are drawn to the headline. Some are memorably brilliant -- "Ford to City: Drop Dead" comes to mind -- but sometimes a headline achieves the opposite effect. Apparently the proofreaders at even the most venerable publications have the occasional hiccup. That or they've got More...
Police say mom ordered daughters out, drove off
(wjla.com) - Usually, it's an empty threat: "If you kids don't stop fighting, I'm going to stop this car right now and leave you here!" But a mother from an upper-crust New York suburb went through with it, ordering her battling 10- and 12-year-old daughters out of her car in White Plains' More...
The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption
(holytaco.com) - During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you're at during the night.
Swinging Stiletto: Stripper Attacked by Co-Worker with High Heel
(fox8.com) - AKRON, Ohio - The Akron Police Department is investigating a fight between two exotic dancers at a strip club -- that sent one of the entertainers to the hospital.
The victim, Jo Ellen Nolan, 52, says she recently lost her job so she accepted a friend's offer to take a position More...
People who look exactly the same in all pictures
(izismile.com) - It might give you a slight headache.
Cats Bitter Disappointment After Sneaking Up On Pigeon.
(liveleak.com) - Its funnier the second time...
If Every Wish Backfired Horribly
(cracked.com) - How many times have you wished for something only to have some horrible misinterpretation of that wish granted in some horrible way? If you're Jim Carrey, or the star of a coming-of-age comedy, this happens to you all the time.
We asked you guys to play genie with Photoshop. The winner is below, but first the runners-up.
Best Halloween Costume
(img210.imageshack.us) - Creative and funny. Also, the look on the guys face is priceless.
Why boys need parents
(izismile.com) - One should always keep an eye on them or they will do plenty of stupid things.
How Long Could You Last On A Gay Pirate Ship?
(howlongcouldyoulastonagaypirateship.com) - You have been taken hostage on a gay pirate ship. You are forced to swab the deck and set the sails. See how long you would last before you would jump ship or walk the plank.
If TV Science was more like REAL Science
(phdcomics.com) - Serial killers would have plenty of time to get away...
Man Pays Neighbor $2500 to Impregnate His Wife - 72 Attempts Later, Hilarity Ensues
(i641.photobucket.com) - There is a good heaping of both irony, and wtf all in a humorous package.
DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
(theonion.com) - Another good video entry from The Onion.
New NINE INCH NAILS album STROBE LIGHT producted by Timerland
(nin.com) - To download NIN's new full-length album Strobe Light, PRODUCED BY TIMBALAND, enter a valid email address in the fields below. A download link will be sent to you immediately. Your credit card will be charged $18.98 plus a $10 digital delivery convenience fee. Your files will arrive as windows media More...
Google's got jokes - gMail autopilot
(mail.google.com) - As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages.
Google Introducing the gBall
(google.com.au) - Building on our core strength in search, Google was approached by a number of Australian rules football leagues to apply our technology in their search for new talent. In response, Google, in partnership with the official supplier of matchballs to the AFL, Sherrin, has developed the gBall. Incorporating specially developed More...
How to Talk to a Mechanic
(basicinstructions.net) - While it is rewarding to make repairs yourself, sometimes you will have an automotive problem you can't fix.
I really hope google is wrong on this one...
(twitpic.com) - But even more serious of a question is who actually did this "search".
Julia Roberts Raptor [pic]
(kupax.com) - I don't know why this is so funny, but I am literally laughing out loud...
How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk
(basicinstructions.net) - I have learned some valuable information today...
Team USA Happy To Be Back Playing For Money
(theonion.com) - Back with their respective teams after a second disappointing showing in the World Baseball Classic, Team USA expressed relief to be playing for money again instead of the national pride that supposedly motivates them in the international tournament. "It really feels good to get back to being tangibly compensated for More...
Logic Fail
(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you...
A College Junior's Daily Routine - 1st Semester vs 3rd Semester [flowchart]
(regretfulmorning.com) - Sticking to a productive college schedule is a lot like sticking to your “be healthy” new years resolution. For a few weeks we’ll wake up and blast “Eye of the Tiger” while guzzling protein shakes and gearing up for some cardio. But on a Friday in early February More...
Shaq Finds Mysterious Inscriptions Written On Basketball
(theonion.com) - "Which ultimately means that we are caught in some kind of cosmic lie," O'Neal added. "All my efforts to create a Shaqtopia were for naught."
Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong
(currentconfig.com) - Put simply, there is a right way to hang the toilet paper, and a wrong way. Read on to determine the status of your own roll.
10 more signs you need to go on a diet
(bannedinhollywood.com) - Are they funny? I guess that depends on who’s looking at them.
Are they absolutely disgusting? Why, of course.
Aww, cute! The paperclip is a bone... Wait WTF?
(joethepeacock.com) - My wife works for the Humane Society. As a result, every gift giving occasion ends up with her receiving all sorts of animal related tchotskys and trinkets.
This year, she got these cute little "bone" paperclips for her birthday.
5 Ridiculous Andy Samberg Music Spoof Videos
(unrealitymag.com) - Nothing is more random than Samberg’s spoof music videos. Again, I think it takes a special kind of sense of humor to laugh at this stuff. But if you have it, these videos are nothing short of amazing.
Taco Bell Launches New 'Morning After' Burrito
(theonion.com) - Hot on the heels of last week's FDA approval, on Monday PepsiCo subsidiary Taco Bell launched its controversial "morning after" burrito, a zesty, Mexican-style entree that prevents unwanted pregnancies if ingested within 36 hours following intercourse.
35 Interesting and Fun Alcohol Facts
(cognac.com) - Today we wanted to cover alcohol facts that are either surprising, funny or just fun to know. It’s amazing to know that Ohio has a law than bans giving any alcohol to fishes. We are not sure what caused this law to come into effect but there is one. And More...
Onion Store: iFeast Gift Box
(store.theonion.com) - Finally, A Portable Pet Feeding/Watering System For Your MP3 Player
Barstool Design Win
(failblog.org) - This would be comfortable if the ergonomic features were a little "deeper".
Kid paints 60ft willy on roof of parents' house
(thesun.co.uk) - Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house.
But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.
San Francisco Snuggie Pub Crawl
(blogs.sfweekly.com) - Many had spent hours bedazzling, trimming, and refashioning their Snuggies for the blanket-inspired costume party. Snuga-jawea and her friend, the Snugador (Matador + Snuggie), showed up. So did Lady Snug-ga (Lady GaGa in Snuggie). There was a distinguished Roman soldier, and an Alice in Wonder-Snuggie, plenty of wizards, and a More...
Bachelorette party prop (penis) spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest
(kansas.com) - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
So much going on here...must read!
Photo: Shaq kills and eats Michelin Man
(sports.yahoo.com) - "Like many 'generalized' carnivores, the Common or Desert Shaquille O'Neal — Aristotle Twitttulina — is a surprisingly adaptable predator, even if it is rather conservative in diet and choice of foraging habitat."
My Little Nightmare
(dlisted.com) - Artist Mari Kasurinen took My Little Pony and transformed into classic movie characters.
Colbert vs. Steele: The Conservative Rap-Off
(blog.indecisionforever.com) - Dawg, did you see Young Ceezy bring it to Mike Steele of the Notorious GOP last night? Shit was tighter than a Grover Norquist-approved federal budget, son! It was hotter than the earth under the motherfucking Clear Skies Act of 2003, yo! Check it!
Pirates and Ninjas: Emacs or Vi?
(philosecurity.org) - In the great debates of Pirates vs. Ninjas and Emacs vs. Vi, there is one overarching question:
Do Pirates and Ninjas use Emacs or Vi?
Buffalo - A Story of Courage
(lulu.com) - Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
6 Reasons North Korea is the Funniest Evil Dictatorship Ever
(cracked.com) - Some country has to be worst one on Earth, and based on the conversation they heard you having in your hotel room last night, North Korea is really worried that you might think it's them.
Unfortunately for North Korea (and fortunately for us) they're just as bad at looking good as More...
12 More Drunk Photos You Don't Want to be In
(sloshspot.com) - There is something to be said for proper documentation of a good night out on the town. There is also something to be said for avoiding that documentation when you become blacked-out on the town, for when you end up passing out in the gutter with your Mardi Gras beads More...
The Ultimate Guide To Twitter
(joethepeacock.com) - So, after spending a week exploring all the facets of Twitter after more than tripling my followers in 48 hours, I've become quite the expert on the darling of the social networking media marketing blitz thing whatever.
Explain This Image - Hugh Hefner's nightmare...
(explainthisimage.com) - Can you explain this? Also, awesome site.
Open Post: Hosted By Stephen Colbert
(dlisted.com) - This morning on Today, Stephen Colbert, master of masters, admitted that he has twatted before.
Charlotte Bobcats Seeded 7th In NIT
(theonion.com) - The Bobcats' locker room exploded with joy and relief Sunday when coach Larry Brown informed the team that they had defied expectations by squeaking into the National Invitational Tournament and would face off against Division 2 powerhouse West Virginia in the first round.
Failblog's UN-Fail - Beer its what's for breakfast
(failblog.files.wordpress.com) - It's how I make it through the morning.
The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament
(holytaco.com) - Welcome to HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It's the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.
It's been brought to my attention that you are a hardworker
(img21.imageshack.us) - but as your manager...
YouTube - The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
(youtube.com) - A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their arses the previous evening. (Warning: Foul Language)
Why Citi is going broke...
(milehightopsites.com) - Maybe this explains why some of these big institutions are going under...they just don't get "common sense".
20 More Of The All-Time Greatest Photobombers
(nextround.net) - Forever ago we put together a photo essay of the twenty greatest photobombers. It was wildly successful and we’ve been dating models ever since. Seeing as how photobombing has increased in popularity and we want to continue to date models we’ve decided to go back to the well for twenty more. Enjoy.
BustedTees - Free Tibet
(bustedtees.com) - Wear this when you're not committed enough to douse your robes in kerosene and light yourself on fire.
Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
(collegehumor.com) - New design for your yard manicuring needs...
The 4 Most Impressive Wastes of Time On Record
(cracked.com) - Why do something productive, when you can do something.....not productive.
100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angles
(hongkiat.com) - They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes this ain’t exactly right. Distance overlapping, positions, and timing can sometimes create a brand new perspective of a photo. This weekend, we want to show you 100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angle, a compilation of photos taken at More...
Steak and BJ Day
(steakandbjday.com) - You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that More...
You'll Never Get Laid in this Apartment. Ever!
(thegrumpiest.com) - Space, the final frontier. Final frontier for this guy since he'll never get laid!
Now This is a Cover Letter - Above the Law - A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful
(abovethelaw.com) - Everybody has written a cover letter. The vast majority of people write the same cover letter, because there aren't more than a couple of ways of doing it right. They're boring to write, they're excruciatingly boring to read, and really the only point is to prove that the person writing More...
The Apple Product Cycle
(misterbg.org) - Smiling Asian BusinessmenAn obscure component manufacturer somewhere in the Pacific Rim announces a major order for some bleeding-edge piece of technology that could conceivably become part of an expensive, digital-lifestyle-enhancing nerd toy.
The True Life-Story of a Ken Doll
(cracked.com) - My name’s Ken. I came home from the store a year ago in the company of two new Barbie dolls and Lindsey Blackman, our owner. My hobbies include wearing clothes and sitting. My life consists of an endless parade of weddings and dates and vacations that I find myself going More...
Bjork and Puffy have a "Conversation"
(img6.imageshack.us) - Its everything you imagined it could be and more.
How The Frat Guy's Mind Works
(holytaco.com) - Everyone's brain works differently. Here's the journey a thought goes through in a frat guy's brain. Start at "Am I Talking To Someone With Boobs" and work counter-clockwise.
At the Bench
(abstrusegoose.com) - Being a mad scientist in real life isn't as fun as in the movies.
Cat Carrier
(rulingcatsanddogs.com) - Whether you have an exuberant 'Tom' or a just a new kitten, you need our Tabby Tote.
Speling Remainz Obstakul for Starkvil, MS
(sportingnews.com) - Starkville has had problems with signage before, but this is...
Wall Street Victims
(mcphee.com) - If you thought this was going to be a serious story about people, you were hilariously wrong. Its actually 3" vinyl figures for you to buy.
Squirrel Underpants
(baronbob.com) - Yes, you read that right. Underpants for squirrels. This is the perfect gift for the person who has everything, because unless they really do have everything then I doubt they have squirrel underpants (or else they have issues).
9 Truthful Celebrity Autobiographies
(holytaco.com) - Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful.
6 Dream Jobs That Would Actually Suck
(cracked.com) - You hear about these mythical jobs now and then, and maybe even run into somebody who has one of them. These people seem to be living in a magical land where a man can make a nice paycheck doing the things he would be doing if he had no job More...
Women's Mysteries: Demystified
(loverslobby.com) - We've been around women for almost our lives. Yet, there are many things about them that we just can't understand. Here we uncover a woman's most intriguing mysteries.
Without the Super, He's Just a Man
(viralnerd.com) - Don't get me wrong, you are both excellent plumbers...
The One Kind of Porn You Can't Find Online
(collegehumor.com) - Slightly NSFW, but humorous disturbing and insightful all at the same time.
A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies
(holytaco.com) - Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
Family Guy - Top 10 Drunkest Moments
(adultswim.com) - "The Game of Drink" - why did our family not make this a part of game night when we were growing up? You can bet we're starting a new tradition right now.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
(hotchickswithdouchebags.com) - I'm douchebag1, your humble guide into the dark cultural trainwreck of hottie/douchey commingling. This site is all about poking fun at douche-scrotes and the hotties who love them. If you're in a photo and upset about the verbal smackdown you morally and spiritually deserve, email me and I'll take down the photo. Otherwise, douche-on!!
Recession Happiness Kit
(forum.lessthandot.com) - All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
The McNuggetini
(thisrecording.com) - Alie’s obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
'Wash by hand... in coleslaw': The hilarious examples of mangled English from around the world
(dailymail.co.uk) - It is the most widely spoken language on Earth and has produced some of the most wonderful literature known to man.
But for non-native speakers, the English language's inconsistencies in spelling and grammar mean that it is often frustratingly difficult to make yourself understood.
Saturday Night
(img6.imageshack.us) - Just keep looking around...it get better and better and better.
Bacon Flow Chart
(2.bp.blogspot.com) - An example of how people who love bacon process a simple decision.
Get away from me you perfect monster
(dilbert.com) - Dilbert on why it would be impossible for a geek to date "the perfect woman"
Hello ladies of the internet!
(i43.tinypic.com) - I must stress again this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. I am not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.
Pictures of People with Excessive Bling
(uncoached.com) - Every time I hear the word “Bling” I kind of throw up in my mouth a little bit. I think my brain processes that word and I instantly think of MTV or Cribs or whatever the hell you kids are into these days. Stop saying Bling. More...
The Blind Cowboy and the Blonde Joke
(hotdickencider.com) - An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
Don’t Be Like Jessica Simpson
(cracked.com) - Lately, there’s been a lot of questions about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. Questions like: Is she fat? How fat is she? How did she get so fat? And, wait, who’s Jessica Simpson again? Well, you might remember her as the once svelte singer and actress whose songs you don’t own and whose movies you haven’t seen.
A Geek’s Solution to Valentine’s Day - Flowchart
(tumeroks.com) - Valentine’s day is less than a week away and even Geek’s need some love too. Here’s a funny flow chart to express how a geek solves the problem on Valentines.
How not to fail at life - An illustrated guide
(img242.imageshack.us) - Protip: if you are wearing a paper hat its not a real job.
Annoying Stickler Insists On Every Detail Of Space Mission Being Exactly Right
(theonion.com) - Moments after having their shuttle launch delayed, Discovery astronauts complained once again Monday about John Wilkins—that annoying little program manager who insists on every detail of every space mission being exactly right.
The Walmart Prank
(zug.com) - After a grueling two-hour interview, a drug test, multiple calls to my references, and a two-week waiting period, I was finally accepted into the ranks of the Sam Walton elite: I became Joe "The Overnight Electronics Department Employee" Peacock.
Peyton Manning pranks Jay Cutler
(sports.yahoo.com) - Peyton Manning destroyed Jay Cutler's blood sugar monitor (Cutler's a type 1 diabetic) by mistake. As part of all the zany Pro Bowl hijinx, Peyton meant to throw Cutler's cell phone in the pool as a part of some Pro Bowl rookie initiation.
Obama has a mean streak
(i40.tinypic.com) - Just when you though your new commander in chief could do no wrong...
Linux Banned from XBOX 360
(i42.tinypic.com) - Your motto contains a word or phrase that isn't allowed. Please try again.
I am confused for many reasons [pic]
(i44.tinypic.com) - The more you look, the more confused you'll be.
Hulu: We're evil, and proud of it
(news.cnet.com) - But eager nerds who were hoping for a big announcement of new content or a hardware tie-in were probably disappointed: the "secret" was decidedly tongue-in-cheek. We hope.
Breaking a wine bottle
(mystichackers.com) - Breaking a wine bottle on your head isn’t the cleverest thing to do.
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
(i.gizmodo.com) - Here's a sad one: the Google Maps car took out a baby deer, and it recorded the entire process for all Google Maps users to see. For shame, Google Maps car!
Facebook Honesty
(flickr.com) - If you're on facebook, you've probably received a friend request from someone from years back who you never particularly liked. If you're anything like me, you probably just accepted their request. If you're anything like the person in this picture, you're my new hero.
8 Customers Everyone Hates
(cracked.com) - After all, no matter how much you love people, dealing with customers still pretty much sucks. Here are the ones that all of us in the customer service brigade have learned to hate
Something to aspire to
(en.wikipedia.org) - I have a feeling you couldn't try to obtain a greater wikipedia page.
Hilarious New Heineken Commercial
(geeksaresexy.net) - This new Heineken commercial only shows one thing: Men and womens priorities in life aren’t just the same.
Cat Haircut Aftermath
(8cat.net) - After the haircut, almost as much hair is left on the cat as has been removed!
Is Chewbacca trapped in my nightstand?
(youtube.com) - One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40.
Why You Should Always Log Out
(collegehumor.com) - I can't tell you how many times I've gone to the library or a computer lab and found someone still logged into their user account. It used to make me angry. It used to make me wonder what was wrong with people. I don't know if they just forget or More...
Goodbye Bush
(twitpic.com) - FYI: Veet is a hair removal product. Brilliant and hilarious product placement.
What it looks like when Elmer Fudds gun explodes in the cartoon...in real life
(forum.multitool.org) - Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle:
1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle..............$ 1,200.00
2. Quality, high-powered scope.........................$ 550.00
3. Bore sighting device.....................................$ 140.00
4. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually shooting the damned thing?
PRICELESS!
Social Media "Expert" ironically kills career with social media
(davidhenderson.com) - Ironic, hilarious and sad all at the same time.
Bush's notes from Obama's speech.
(cdn.holytaco.com) - Valentine's Day Stuff: Don't tell Laura you got her "Deez Nutz" again. She no likey.
Problem Solving Worksheet
(3.bp.blogspot.com) - A problem solving worksheet that will help you with just about any situation.
Hillary Clinton Mouthing Along To Presidential Oath
(theonion.com) - Network news cameras covering Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony Tuesday captured Hillary Clinton silently moving her lips along with each word of the minute-long presidential oath of office.
How musicians find creativity
(i35.tinypic.com) - A new approach for musicians to try when they're struggling to find creativity.
Lazy Nation Fears Obama Will Create Millions Of Jobs
(theonion.com) - Lazy nation fears Obama will create millions of jobs.
10 Weirdest Inauguration Day Blunders
(encarta.msn.com) - A very historic Inauguration Day is approaching. But a few presidential inaugurations became historic for less-than-flattering reasons. From extravagant parties and unruly mobs to streets littered with poisoned pigeons, let's revisit history's most memorable Inauguration Day mishaps.
A picture Obama might want to forget
(chicagotribune.com) - Take that, Joe the Plumber: Here's evidence that the soon-to-be leader of the free world knows his way around a plunger.
15 Awesome College Pranks from Past and Present
(collegecrunch.org) - Nothing symbolizes one’s college years quite like college pranks. Well thought out and executed, the right college prank can immortalize the students who carry it out, cementing their status as legends at their college or university. Of course, not every college prank has this much staying power. (Kids who unleash More...
Weirdest Taxes of All Time
(knowyourmoney.co.uk) - Tax is a hot topic at the moment. The economic downturn has pushed it to the top of the political agenda in many countries (not that it's ever too far down the list). Recently, a UK thinktank, the Fabian Society, released figures indicating a backlash against the rich and a More...
Top 20 Crazy Alcohol Warnings
(wiseperception.com) - WARNING: Consumption of this product is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
Now this is Courage! [PIC]
(webilicio.us) - I'm sure there are some inappropriate jokes waiting to happen...
Chances of an atheist believing in God
(graphjam.files.wordpress.com) - Interesting how that works...
The "Blog" of "Unnecessary"
(quotation-marks.blogspot.com) - Its an entire blog about "unnecessary" quotations. Pointless, but "entertaining"
Blogger mistakes Onion parody for actual Apple product
(i42.tinypic.com) - I don't know what is worse. The fact that the guy genuinely mistook the article as real, or the fact that he somehow thought that the Apple loyalists would consider buying the product.
Announcing The World’s First Actual Supervillain
(cracked.com) - Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you a story. A story that may very well burrow into your soul and take up permanent residence; a chilling tale so unbelievable it would be incredible, if only it weren’t absolutely true. I talk of the arrival of the world’s first supervillain.
Dream comes into reality World
(somethinwonderful.blogspot.com) - A flying car that can avoid traffic jams simply by leaving the gridlocked tarmac for the open skies above is about to take off.
The human towers
(crazy-picture.blogspot.com) - Every summer in Catalonia, Spain, teams of “Castellers” can be seen competing against each other to see who can build the highest human tower.
Worlds Most Amazing & Incredible Skateboarding Dogs
(somethinordinary.blogspot.com) - World Most Amazing Dog With Skateboarding Dogs
The Recently Deflowered Girl
(community.livejournal.com) - One of the most amazing reads...ever! A 1965 classic.
Zappos.com Gear $50,000 Cease and Desist T-Shirt
(zappos.com) - Disclaimer 3: Some people like to shop because they like nice things.
Some people like to shop because they want to be fashionable. And some people like to shop because they like to shop. We like all these people and will generally help them in any way possible. However, we can be bought for a price to make the shopping stop.
Empirical evidence that cats are bullies
(snewzbutton.com) - In this video, we see the efforts of a brilliant scientist working to prove that cats are saboteurs.
Garfield minus Garfield
(garfieldminusgarfield.net) - Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
"The Secret" saved my life
(i40.tinypic.com) - I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book...
XKCD - I Know You're Listening
(xkcd.com) - ...and if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell our of some secret organization.
The Blu-Ray Fireplace Experience
(hdscape.com) - Whether it's winter and you hope to escape the frosty cold outside or you want to spend a cozy evening with your family, Fireplace is the next best thing to a real fire. Its visual appeal in High Definition gives your home a welcoming atmosphere. It's also a great way More...
50 Vanity Plates That Slipped By The DMV
(jalopnik.com) - We’ve compiled a gallery of the best 50 to slip past the DMV.
Chilean anti-piracy law drafted on pirated software
(theregister.co.uk) - Chilean lawyer Guillermo Frêne is having a bit of a bad hair day after it was revealed that draft legislation aimed at cutting the internet connections of illegal downloading ne'er-do-wells was presented in .doc format written on pirated software.
Pillow Fight Club
(pillowfightclub.org) - Rules:
1) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.
2) You do tell everyone about PillowFight Club.
Mastering the Art of the All-you-can-eat Buffet
(1000awesomethings.com) - The Fourth Plate is almost always a good idea before you do it and a bad idea afterwards. It’s the helping after the helping after. It’s the Greatest Hits Plate, a star-studded collection featuring the most popular items from Plate 1, 2, and 3, coming together for the reunion tour, More...
Garage sale leads to arrests
(sunherald.com) - Quick tip. If you are going to have a garage sell, make sure its your stuff you are selling.
List of unusual deaths
(en.wikipedia.org) - Just in case you thought you came up with a totally cool and original way to die, you might want to check out this list first. You'd hate for your last act to end up on failblog.
What could possibly go wrong
(yourscene.latimes.com) - One case where combining two of my favorite activities may not be the best of ideas
Now This Is How You Sell Bambi
(holytaco.com) - I saw the first Bambi and it was pretty good, but man, this Bambi Sequel seems kind of bad ass.
Man Melting Snow With Blowtorch Burns Home
(kptv.com) - Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., said a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.
XKCD - 2008 Christmas Special
(xkcd.com) - Due to the slowing economy we could only afford to produce the prime-numbered panels...
Special Olympics Fixed
(theonion.com) - A secret investigation sent shock waves across the sports world yesterday, when it revealed that the Special Olympics, one of the nation's premier annual athletic competitions, is fixed.
8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously)
(cracked.com) - Are we the only ones who think that Hilariously Failed Attempts at Guinness World Records would make a better book?
We believe we have much to learn from these brave souls who, through lack of planning and/or ability, set an example for all of us not to follow.
$700 Billion Bailout Celebrated
(theonion.com) - Amid the bleak backdrop of imminent economic collapse, worried observers got some good news last October when executives from the nation's top 10 failing companies celebrated the historic $700 billion government bailout with an ultra- extravagant $800 billion party aimed at restoring confidence and bolstering their resolve.
Scientists Warn Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth
(theonion.com) - "The Large Earth Collider will surely gain us priceless scientific insight by offering a brief glimpse of the universe at the moment of its destruction," Fermilab director Gordon Josephs said. "But because the Collider achieves this by hurdling Earth into another large celestial object, there are some who feel the More...
Five Strangest Programming Languages
(computersight.com) - Most programming languages were designed so that the code is easy to write and understand. These were designed for the opposite reason.
The Onion explains the inner workings of the complex, expensive science thing
(theonion.com) - If you don't understand after this, then you just don't know good science from bad science and how they are both different and good at the same time.
Jerry Jones Probably Thinking About Signing Michael Vick
(theonion.com) - Dallas head coach Wade Phillips speculated Wednesday that if recent history is any indicator, Jerry Jones is "almost certainly" considering the option of signing former Falcons quarterback and current incarcerated felon Michael Vick to the Cowboys.
Startup seeks someone to watch funny or cute videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.
(seattle.craigslist.org) - I Can Has Cheezburger?/FAIL Blog is seeking someone to look at cute and funny videos. ALL. DAY. LONG.
Let me google that for you
(letmegooglethatforyou.com) - Use this site for people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than google it for themselves.
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