Susan Boyle's two four-letter rants in one day
(thesun.co.uk) - Apparently singing isn't the only thing coming out of Susan Boyle's mouth?
I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won £8.5m on Lotto
(thesun.co.uk) - Not quite how the title would lead you to believe...
Cannibal woman kills man, eats in front of son
(thesun.co.uk) - A CANNIBAL mum axed a friend to death, cooked her body and ate the meat — while the killer’s young son looked on.
Dad at 13
(thesun.co.uk) - Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
Inventor Builds Robot Wife
(thesun.co.uk) - SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills that put TV’s Kim and Aggie to shame.
Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.
Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.
Aiko More...
Is Alfie a Dad at 13?
(thesun.co.uk) - The girlfriend of Alfie Patten yesterday rubbished claims the 13-year-old did not father her baby, insisting: "There has been no one else."
Fatties cause global warming
(thesun.co.uk) - THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.
Kid paints 60ft willy on roof of parents' house
(thesun.co.uk) - Parents Andy and Clare were delighted when builders finished a new flat roof on their £1million house.
But Rory, 18, had just watched a documentary about Google Earth — which lets internet users view satellite pictures — and decided to make the property stand out.
Don't want to worry you, but..
(thesun.co.uk) - Teen surfers frolic just feet from a man-eating Great White shark – after their teacher decided not to raise the alarm as “it would only have worried them”.
Sickest girl in Britain
(thesun.co.uk) - A dog was filmed being beaten and kicked in a sickening attack — by a girl aged twelve.
It actually sickens me just to read this...
Sex tonight? Read her lips
(thesun.co.uk) - A new lipstick has gone on sale that shows when women are in the mood for sex.
The saucy slap changes from clear to deep crimson as the wearer feels frisky.
